LOL Thanks for sharing this! It's hilarious and I'm putting some of my fave quotes from that site on here with the comic replies from the webpage owner. My replies have little ** ** by them so you know they're mine
There is one thing above all else he wants you to do in your quest. He wants you to meet his son, Jesus.
So Myuutsu is God and it wants you to meet its son, Myuu?!
**LOLOL Ok, that I like.**
thought he could take over the world. But then Jesus rose from the grave with even greater power because death could not hold him. Jesus really beat Satan. Beat him bad.
He didn't just beat him, he beat him BAD! Ooooooooh!
Jesus Christ is the most powerful Master in the universe,
I thought He-Man was the Master of the Universe...
**Hmmm...I don't recall any fighting in the Bible when I read it years ago between Satan and Christ. I DID see that on South Park though
As for the Master of the Universe...does that mean that the aliens of the galaxies are Christians too? Crud, scratch my name off the Space Shuttle list.**
You can have the immense power and love of Jesus living in your heart, too. Your love will be so powerful that you will be able to do great things for God. Like tell other people about Jesus (train them),
Train them!? I thought this pamphlet was for humans, not pets!
**Ok, now for sure I'm glad I am not into the white man religion thing anymore. I'm not someone's pet to be trained. If I am, boy do I have some words for YOU!**
For Jesus to live in your heart, just tell him you are sorry for the bad things you’ve done and thought about. Especially those things that hurt other people or their feelings. Those all make God unhappy, but he forgives us when we tell him we believe Jesus died and rose again.
Yeah! You can do anything you want as long as you come in every now and then and say you're sorry. Go ahead, loot the mall. Rob your neighbor's grocery store! Assassinate a big political figure! As long as you apologize, it'll be OK. -_^
**::smirks:: That's what I always said about religion fanatics. The public transport bus that I used to take from school was a perfect example. We used to pick up a bunch of nasty catholic girls and you think any of those cows would get off their fat rears to offer to any elderly folks that got on after them? I'll tell you NONE. So much for respect for the elderly and love thy neighbour. Bah.**
Jesus promises to come and live in your heart if you pray a prayer like this:
"Christianity is the only religion, all others are Satan-worshippers." Something like that?
**::falls over laughing:: That's what I've been thinking! Everyone's going to hell now! Well, at least I'll be in good company with the Greeks and Egyptians, American Indians and Hindus. They all have the COOL beliefs so I'm sure they'll be better company and won't shove their stuff down people's throats.**
*steals Meowth's stock of brain bleach and uses it all* Aigha...
*steals Meowth's stock of brain bleach and uses it all* Aigha...
