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Post by Stal on Jun 25, 2004 18:54:05 GMT -5
Statement for the record: I am in no way associated with this group in any shape or form. O.o;
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Post by Chris on Jun 25, 2004 20:52:12 GMT -5
FYI my brain melted last year.  |
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Post by enigmaticviolinist on Jun 26, 2004 8:32:46 GMT -5
That site is a little over-the-top. In fact, I haven't met an atheist who is grumpy.
As for God creating women for men...no offense, but doesn't the Bible say that he created them "because man was lonely"? Plus, Adam needed help naming all the animals, you know.
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Jun 26, 2004 13:58:08 GMT -5
As for God creating women for men...no offense, but doesn't the Bible say that he created them "because man was lonely"? Plus, Adam needed help naming all the animals, you know. I know people who like to say that Eve came after Adam because the latter was a rough draft.  |
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Post by william on Jun 26, 2004 14:24:56 GMT -5
A note: I watched a programme on the science channel, and men are actually just slightly modifed women. In fact all babies in the uterus are female until a few weeks old, when they start to develop into males if they are indeed male. That is why men have *coughnipplescough*.
Aslo, like ember, I can't get it to load. It sounded funny.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 26, 2004 21:03:17 GMT -5
A note: I watched a programme on the science channel, and men are actually just slightly modifed women. In fact all babies in the uterus are female until a few weeks old, when they start to develop into males if they are indeed male. That is why men have *coughnipplescough*. Aslo, like ember, I can't get it to load. It sounded funny. Really though, men can produce milk, they just have to train their bodies to do it. Weird, eh? I haven't even looked at this site, but I will when my parents aren't home. I don't want them to think I'm part of an internet cult or something. Not that they would, of course. I wonder if I, an atheist, who has been picked on by devout Christians simply because I'm nerdy, am really dangerous to children, society, the internet, and life as we know it! Look out kids, breakfast is my next meal and I'm looking for blood. |
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Post by Chris on Jun 26, 2004 21:47:12 GMT -5
Men... milk.... Weird....
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Post by Smiley on Jun 26, 2004 22:09:08 GMT -5
Makes perfect sense. If you think about it, all men are half female, and all - well, most, excluding the obvious - women are full female. Men have the chromosomes XY, while women have XX. ^_~
So it's impossible to say that a woman was made for a man, seeing as men are half-woman to begin with.
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Post by Jessica Coconut on Jun 26, 2004 22:50:02 GMT -5
I heard about that too! Isn't it creepy? ...But somewhat glorifying to the female half of society.
... Actually, technically, you can't quite even call my half a half, as for some reason, more women are born than men!
If I can, I am SO taking Gender Studies in Grade 11. It's such a fascinating topic, and so easy to pick on stuff.
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Post by The Wanderer on Jun 26, 2004 23:24:23 GMT -5
Statement for the record: I am in no way associated with this group in any shape or form. O.o; Lol. Ditto. |
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Post by Chris on Jun 27, 2004 3:11:08 GMT -5
Give in... To insanity.
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Post by thegreenmooseofdoom on Jun 27, 2004 10:06:48 GMT -5
"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them." Oh my god, you mean that there are actually people with *DUNDUNDUNNNN!!!* different opinions out there?! That's terrifying!  |
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Post by Oily on Jun 27, 2004 11:38:32 GMT -5
"If you find an Atheist in your neighborhood, TELL A PARENT OR PASTOR RIGHT AWAY! You may be moved to try and witness to these poor lost souls yourself, however AVOID TALKING TO THEM! Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter and will lash out at children or they may even try to trick you into neglecting God's Word. Very advanced witnessing techniques are needed for these grouches. Let the adults handle them." Don't forget to use rubber gloves in case their nasty opinions infect you through your skin! Incidently, skin rhymes with sin, so we remind the devout to regularly peel away any skin they might find on their bodies. |
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Post by thegreenmooseofdoom on Jun 27, 2004 12:06:42 GMT -5
Don't forget to use rubber gloves in case their nasty opinions infect you through your skin! Incidently, skin rhymes with sin, so we remind the devout to regularly peel away any skin they might find on their bodies. xD |
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Post by Jessica Coconut on Jun 27, 2004 16:29:45 GMT -5
So does kin. As in kinderlings, german for children. So now CHILDREN are bad, nasty people to watch out for.
And win. So winning is a sin now too.
And bin. So we can't throw away our trash now in garbage bins, or that's sinning.
And Gin. Well, we all know gin is bad (being extremely alcoholic, but now the bible explicitly implies it too?)
And there are probably a lot more stuff too.
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