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Post by Gelquie on Jun 21, 2003 0:45:52 GMT -5
Yarr, I be lady Sharkslayer, the roughest, meanest pirate lady to ever sail the seven seas! I've sent more on the plank than you could count on what fingers ye've got left from yer petty scuffles! Now, which lily-livered scumbag's got the bravery and skill to challenge the finest fighter to ever sail? Arr, since you're too scared to challeng me in me ship, let's duel on land, where you'll be able to set those tender feet on something that won't hurt 'em! I shall accept your fine challenge, and even though I've wanted to sail a ship and fight there, land shall do. I've never seen you slay a shark once in your life!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2003 8:09:23 GMT -5
Arrr, you're callin that mustache your nose hair? Arrr, you be the splitting image of Quasimodo. So says the man with one eye ya blind fool! Yar, ya be the ugliest man I've set me eyes on... must have got it from ya'r mother! Har, har, har!
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Post by crazywriter on Jun 21, 2003 14:48:21 GMT -5
I shall accept your fine challenge, and even though I've wanted to sail a ship and fight there, land shall do. I've never seen you slay a shark once in your life! That's 'cause you ain't ever even seen a shark in yer life! I bet you'd never seen a sword afore today, the way you handle it!
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 21, 2003 16:26:32 GMT -5
That's 'cause you ain't ever even seen a shark in yer life! I bet you'd never seen a sword afore today, the way you handle it! What about you? Compared to me, me sword, and me tactics, I'm fighting a stick! Where did you go to school? I heard that you just got straight Fs in all of your classes!
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Post by crazywriter on Jun 21, 2003 18:07:41 GMT -5
What about you? Compared to me, me sword, and me tactics, I'm fighting a stick! Where did you go to school? I heard that you just got straight Fs in all of your classes! Why do it matter? I'll bet me chest o' gold you never made it past kindergarden! I bet you've never had a fight in your life, you just like showin off all your scars you got from fallin down!
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Post by htnfund on Jun 21, 2003 18:31:25 GMT -5
I be the Lady Doctor. Who of ye' dare challenge me, to a duel of words on sea?
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 21, 2003 19:48:42 GMT -5
Why do it matter? I'll bet me chest o' gold you never made it past kindergarden! I bet you've never had a fight in your life, you just like showin off all your scars you got from fallin down! You don't say, I was in the explosion of the Pirate bomb! I bet you've never been in a bath, either that or the bath water is afraid of you!
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Post by Cheshil on Jun 22, 2003 16:22:52 GMT -5
Arr, did ye hear from me mum's best friend's uncle's second cousin's aunt's grandfather's great grandson's daughter? She be passing rumurs 'bout me all the time! Arrrrr! I see ye've put on some weight! You'll be a good meal for the cannibals when they find ye! Well, ya haven't eaten me yet! I hear'd ya have a phobia of yer hat!
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Post by crazywriter on Jun 23, 2003 11:18:47 GMT -5
You don't say, I was in the explosion of the Pirate bomb! I bet you've never been in a bath, either that or the bath water is afraid of you! ((Thank heaven we're not on sea-this is getting hard!)) Well you ain't ever been on sea, 'cause the seawater always went away from ye! When was the last time you had some excercise? Yer belly's bouncing and jigglin' with every move!
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 23, 2003 16:16:55 GMT -5
((Thank heaven we're not on sea-this is getting hard!)) Well you ain't ever been on sea, 'cause the seawater always went away from ye! When was the last time you had some excercise? Yer belly's bouncing and jigglin' with every move! At least it's smaller than yours! There's a flea on your eye! I bet you didn't even see that!
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Post by crazywriter on Jun 23, 2003 17:31:19 GMT -5
At least it's smaller than yours! There's a flea on your eye! I bet you didn't even see that! I wish I could say the same about you! Now ye're a sight for sore eyes, but only 'cause you make 'em sore!
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 23, 2003 17:42:50 GMT -5
I wish I could say the same about you! Now ye're a sight for sore eyes, but only 'cause you make 'em sore! If you really think I'm that ugly, I would be showing you my "Prettiest Face Award"! Did you dive into a shark's mouth or are you allergic to yourself?
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Post by crazywriter on Jun 23, 2003 23:10:56 GMT -5
If you really think I'm that ugly, I would be showing you my "Prettiest Face Award"! Did you dive into a shark's mouth or are you allergic to yourself? ((Er, I didn't really get the 'prettiest face award' one...)) That's not me, ye're talkin to a mirror! Is that yer nose, or did ye glue a mountain to yer face?
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 24, 2003 1:38:34 GMT -5
((Er, I didn't really get the 'prettiest face award' one...)) That's not me, ye're talkin to a mirror! Is that yer nose, or did ye glue a mountain to yer face? (Kind of like a beauty contest prize.) The mirror must be doubled! That nose or mountain is yours! I've lived on an island of the least savage people there and I've never seen less savage than them until now!
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Post by crazywriter on Jun 24, 2003 16:34:33 GMT -5
(Kind of like a beauty contest prize.) The mirror must be doubled! That nose or mountain is yours! I've lived on an island of the least savage people there and I've never seen less savage than them until now! ((I KNOW what a Prettiest Face Award is. I meant I don't really get the insult.)) ((Dangit, this is getting REALLY hard. You win that one, but you won't win the other two!))
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