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Post by starhamster on Jun 11, 2003 16:34:17 GMT -5
Arrhar! Well you are an amoeba...a pink one! You fight like me grandma! Those must be the two strangest insults I've ever received... Must... stop... snide comments... I bet she's taught you everything you know! You're as pitiful as a drowning fish!
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Post by ievakasku on Jun 11, 2003 19:07:40 GMT -5
At least I can swim better than you! You are about as quick-witted as a tortoise!
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Post by unique377 on Jun 11, 2003 21:04:12 GMT -5
I, Fuzzbeard, am the best dueller in all the land! I prefer fighting at sea, hand to hand. But on the earth we shall fight, and rhyme I shall not! ( ) So, ye wimpy lass, I suppose after this fight, you'll cry to yer papa! Why ye doddering fool of a pirate! Why should I be crying to me papa when I'll be the victor? HA! I betcher yer stinkin' fuzzy beard must 'ave a lotta lice and insects hidden within it! Don't yer ever wash that horrible beard of yers?! *cough*
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2003 22:10:45 GMT -5
Yar... you two lassies can handle that pea wee of a pirate, while I, I shall split Tbird open like the stinky cod that he is! Bwhahaha! Ar, I'm more formidable than the fish that you fight at home. Is that your footwork, or have you just had a few too many drinks?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 11, 2003 22:21:51 GMT -5
Ar, I'm more formidable than the fish that you fight at home. Is that your footwork, or have you just had a few too many drinks? Why ya yella belly coward, is that the best ya got?! At least I have both me legs ya peg-leg gimp! What be that horrid stench, ya smell like me pops after a trip to ol' Davey Joe's locker... Arr...
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 11, 2003 22:27:15 GMT -5
My swordfighting partner hasn't replied in awhile. This is my last post here other than this one.
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 12, 2003 8:00:31 GMT -5
I have some bear meat on my wall and in the refridgerator that I chopped down myself! You hungry? Where'd your shoes go? Oh don't tell me a deer stole them while you were wearing them! ((sorry)) No, but i'd watch your hat if I were you Me be havin the best ship ever to sail the seven seas, what do you sail, a rowboat?
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Post by The Angry Artist on Jun 12, 2003 10:46:49 GMT -5
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I be The Angry Artisan, and I challenge the likes of one of you cowardices to a land fight. Who dares make the folly of putting up his sword 'gainst mine? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Post by starhamster on Jun 12, 2003 11:16:13 GMT -5
At least I can swim better than you! You are about as quick-witted as a tortoise! It's a well-known fact that turtles eat jellyfish like you! *Swish swish kaching!* ((C'mon, c'mon, make your insults better, Ieva! Make them at least mildly insulting! Make them so if somebody said them to you, you'd want to fight back rather than look at them strangely and then proceed to laugh your head off! Look, here's an easy one.)) Nobody has ever stood up to me for long!
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Post by Cheshil on Jun 12, 2003 11:46:52 GMT -5
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I be The Angry Artisan, and I challenge the likes of one of you cowardices to a land fight. Who dares make the folly of putting up his sword 'gainst mine? Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! I challenge you to a land battle, Artisan!
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Post by Cheshil on Jun 12, 2003 13:39:09 GMT -5
Arrrrr, you fight like like you've trained with your sister's little bunny! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! The only reason ye would know, is because ye spied just to learn our moves! You fight like a barnacle!
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Post by The Angry Artist on Jun 12, 2003 13:48:48 GMT -5
The only reason ye would know, is because ye spied just to learn our moves! You fight like a barnacle! A barnacle sticks around like an unwanted scab! *clash, clash, ting, fwoosh* Yarrrrr! You look pretty bad! did yer wife toss you outta the house again?
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Post by Cheshil on Jun 12, 2003 13:59:36 GMT -5
A barnacle sticks around like an unwanted scab! *clash, clash, ting, fwoosh* Yarrrrr! You look pretty bad! did yer wife toss you outta the house again? Of course not, why would she follow yer wife? Arrrrr... Now wonder yer angry, with your navigation, you probably got lost at sea!
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Post by Gelquie on Jun 12, 2003 15:57:52 GMT -5
((sorry)) No, but i'd watch your hat if I were you Me be havin the best ship ever to sail the seven seas, what do you sail, a rowboat? Yes, A mighty rowboat, which has withheld many cannons and won many battles! I think I saw your ship once when I put a dent in it! My my! What small and weak teeth you have! You couldn't even chip a potato chip!
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Post by The Angry Artist on Jun 12, 2003 19:19:08 GMT -5
Of course not, why would she follow yer wife? Arrrrr... Now wonder yer angry, with your navigation, you probably got lost at sea! Yarrrrr, but at least I don't set sail into hurricanes like you do! *thwap, thwap, ktang, ting* Yarrr! Your swordfighting is pathetic! You couldn't hit the broadside of a tavern!
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