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Post by Cheshil on Jun 12, 2003 19:30:16 GMT -5
Yarrrrr, but at least I don't set sail into hurricanes like you do! *thwap, thwap, ktang, ting* Yarrr! Your swordfighting is pathetic! You couldn't hit the broadside of a tavern! I hit taverns all the time, that is if yer a tavern! I heard you steered a boat into an iceberg! Arrrrrr...
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Post by The Angry Artist on Jun 12, 2003 19:47:43 GMT -5
I hit taverns all the time, that is if yer a tavern! I heard you steered a boat into an iceberg! Arrrrrr... Arrrrr! That be right! I steered the crew into a great iceberg lettuce salad! *clang, ka-clash, thwang* Arrrrrrrrr! Can't you fight at all? I'm using me sword in one hand and me cell phone in the other!
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Post by Cheshil on Jun 12, 2003 21:08:04 GMT -5
Arrrrr! That be right! I steered the crew into a great iceberg lettuce salad! *clang, ka-clash, thwang* Arrrrrrrrr! Can't you fight at all? I'm using me sword in one hand and me cell phone in the other! A cell phone... I be buildin' a nuclear bomb! Is that the fastest you can move? Arrrr, I feel like I'm battlin' a snail!
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Post by ievakasku on Jun 12, 2003 21:22:13 GMT -5
It's a well-known fact that turtles eat jellyfish like you! *Swish swish kaching!* ((C'mon, c'mon, make your insults better, Ieva! Make them at least mildly insulting! Make them so if somebody said them to you, you'd want to fight back rather than look at them strangely and then proceed to laugh your head off! Look, here's an easy one.)) Nobody has ever stood up to me for long! Maybe because the smell caused 'em t' run away!
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Post by unique377 on Jun 13, 2003 5:45:08 GMT -5
Er ... where did me swordfighting partner disappear to ... *scratches head* ... hmph ... no fair ... all righty then ... I can take on another felleh ... WHO DARES TO CHALLENGE ME!! *dramatic BOOM**a brown leaf drops to the floor* *silence* *cough* ... okay, ANYWAY, which ninny would like to challenge me? Land or sea battle ... your choice!
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Post by The Angry Artist on Jun 13, 2003 11:51:26 GMT -5
A cell phone... I be buildin' a nuclear bomb! Is that the fastest you can move? Arrrr, I feel like I'm battlin' a snail! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! A snail may be slow, but its shell is 'ard as a rock! *ting, clang, clang, ka-ting* Arrrr! This battle is too easy! In case you didn't know, we're not playing in your sandbox! Yarrrr!
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Post by Cheshil on Jun 13, 2003 11:57:20 GMT -5
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! A snail may be slow, but its shell is 'ard as a rock! *ting, clang, clang, ka-ting* Arrrr! This battle is too easy! In case you didn't know, we're not playing in your sandbox! Yarrrr! 'O course not! We be playin' in yer sandbox! Yer sword puts up as much fight as a toothpick under me boot!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2003 23:20:11 GMT -5
Why ya yella belly coward, is that the best ya got?! At least I have both me legs ya peg-leg gimp! What be that horrid stench, ya smell like me pops after a trip to ol' Davey Joe's locker... Arr... Arrr, your smell must 'ave sent 'im there. You fight like a dairy farmer! ((Meh, its been used, but I like this one from monkey island))
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2003 23:29:26 GMT -5
Arrr, your smell must 'ave sent 'im there. You fight like a dairy farmer! ((Meh, its been used, but I like this one from monkey island)) A dairy farmer, true... But the farm as been in me family for years and it would bring me mum to tears if I let it die... Speaken of farms, be that your face or did a chicken poo on ya neck?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2003 0:09:09 GMT -5
A dairy farmer, true... But the farm as been in me family for years and it would bring me mum to tears if I let it die... Speaken of farms, be that your face or did a chicken poo on ya neck? It be my face, and maybe you'd see that if the chicken hadn't poo'd (o.-) on yer eyes. You make me sick.
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Post by The Angry Artist on Jun 14, 2003 1:18:26 GMT -5
'O course not! We be playin' in yer sandbox! Yer sword puts up as much fight as a toothpick under me boot! O' course it don't! A sword doesn't move on it's own, Stupid! Arrrrrr! You fight like a cow!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2003 1:20:40 GMT -5
It be my face, and maybe you'd see that if the chicken hadn't poo'd (o.-) on yer eyes. You make me sick. Yar, not as sick as I feel when I look at ya face, looks like someone beat ya over the head with an ugly stick, ya lilly livered two-bit cod! When be the last time ya brushed ya teeth boy, I can smell ye breath from here and it be singeing me nose hairs, arr...
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Post by unique377 on Jun 14, 2003 2:31:32 GMT -5
WHERE IN THE WIDE OPEN SEA THAT IS FILLED WITH VICIOUS PIRATES FIGHTING, IS THAT FUZZBEARD!! *bangs head against a rock* COME OUT AND FIGHT LIKE A REAL PIRATE YOU NINNY, FUZZY-BEARDED FOOL!! ARRRRRR!!!
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 14, 2003 7:36:37 GMT -5
Yes, A mighty rowboat, which has withheld many cannons and won many battles! I think I saw your ship once when I put a dent in it! My my! What small and weak teeth you have! You couldn't even chip a potato chip! ((running out of insults)) ARR. When i be through with ye, yer be gummin, yer potato chips Can you swim, i heard you just got upgraded to level 2 in your swimming lessons, congratulations
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Post by Cheshil on Jun 14, 2003 9:26:24 GMT -5
O' course it don't! A sword doesn't move on it's own, Stupid! Arrrrrr! You fight like a cow! At least I don't look like one! Yer a yellowbellied landlubber if I ever saw one myself! Arrr....
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