|
Post by irishdragonlord on Jun 10, 2003 18:17:04 GMT -5
I be Lord o' all the Dragon's o' the Emerald Isle, call me Lord Dragon! I be a wee scared o' ye, I baint sure if moi insurance covers murderin' seadogs like yerselves.
|
|
|
Post by Speck on Jun 10, 2003 19:57:20 GMT -5
I be Lord o' all the Dragon's o' the Emerald Isle, call me Lord Dragon! I be a wee scared o' ye, I baint sure if moi insurance covers murderin' seadogs like yerselves. Why are ye fightin' if you're scared o' a sea lass like meself? Ye fight like a dairy farmer! ((Sorry, couldn't resist. For all those who have played Monkey Island, you know the appropriate response. That doesn't necisarily mean you'll use it, though...))
|
|
|
Post by thegreenmooseofdoom on Jun 10, 2003 21:48:04 GMT -5
Actually, you're supposed to ryhme with ME, not you. =) I'll let you off the hook this time... (The puns, THE PUNS!) Oops! Silly me.
|
|
|
Post by starhamster on Jun 11, 2003 8:30:52 GMT -5
Wow, more people took to this than I thought they would! AAARRR! I be Sailor Lippin of the sea farin' Pippin Clones! Who dares t' challenge th' likes o' me t' a land duel? Seein' as nobody else has taken up a fight with such a funny-named excuse fer a pirate, I'll accept that challenge. Now the question is, which rules do ye feel like playin' by?
|
|
|
Post by starhamster on Jun 11, 2003 8:31:26 GMT -5
Ye fight like a dairy farmer! ((Sorry, couldn't resist. For all those who have played Monkey Island, you know the appropriate response. That doesn't necisarily mean you'll use it, though...)) HOORAH! Someone else who's played the MI games! Arrr! ;D
*Pokes noremac* After I've told you I can't respond to your insult, it's your turn to insult again. Or are ye just chicken?
|
|
|
Post by bludragn3 on Jun 11, 2003 8:45:09 GMT -5
Arr! I be Baron Bluey, a hero of the English fleet who can sail a Merchantman and a War Galleon using only one claw! Who dares accept me challenge on the deck of me Barque?
(I might have never played Monkey Island, but I sure have invested a lot of time in Pirates! Hmm...I think I'll go play right now.)
|
|
|
Post by noremac9 on Jun 11, 2003 9:41:32 GMT -5
Ye heheheheh! I be tellin' ye' I the smartest 'dun pirate... er, ever to... yea'! I've seen smarter lassies than you on the inside of rotting log! I did, Jan. Now me ol' insult holds ever-so-true...
|
|
|
Post by starhamster on Jun 11, 2003 9:50:59 GMT -5
I did, Jan. Now me ol' insult holds ever-so-true... Heh, whoops, sorry 'bout that! What a nice way to spend your time - what, did you want a date with a frog? Call that a sword? It's more like a butterknife!
|
|
|
Post by ievakasku on Jun 11, 2003 9:56:28 GMT -5
Wow, more people took to this than I thought they would! Seein' as nobody else has taken up a fight with such a funny-named excuse fer a pirate, I'll accept that challenge. Now the question is, which rules do ye feel like playin' by? I already SAID that in my challenge! Be ya' BLIND, Jan? Land battle!
|
|
|
Post by unique377 on Jun 11, 2003 10:04:59 GMT -5
Arrr ... I be Lady Unique ... does any doddering pirate dare to take up me challenge? Arr ... and I almost forgot ... LAND! I ain't good at rhymin' ... nosiree! *thinks for a moment* Then again, rhyming insults might be fun so ... *shrug* ... anythin' will do fer me! Land or Sea battle ... OKAY ... I'll PICK ... uhh ... *sigh* ... never mind ... you can challenge me to either Sea or Land ... your choice ...
|
|
|
Post by sensei on Jun 11, 2003 10:26:12 GMT -5
(heh, sorry i forgot to specify ) Sea, matey, yes sea this time, so you and I will have to rhyme! (BWAH) Again I say, How'd ye get that nice yellow stain on yer knickers?
|
|
|
Post by sensei on Jun 11, 2003 10:35:58 GMT -5
Arrr ... I be Lady Unique ... does any doddering pirate dare to take up me challenge? Arr ... and I almost forgot ... LAND! I ain't good at rhymin' ... nosiree! I, Fuzzbeard, am the best dueller in all the land! I prefer fighting at sea, hand to hand. But on the earth we shall fight, and rhyme I shall not! ( ) So, ye wimpy lass, I suppose after this fight, you'll cry to yer papa!
|
|
|
Post by starhamster on Jun 11, 2003 10:37:21 GMT -5
I already SAID that in my challenge! Be ya' BLIND, Jan? Land battle! Yarr, sorry. This be the LAST time I try t'battle without me morning mug o' groggachino... *Rubs eyes and picks up her sword* I've seen amoebas more in-shape than you!
|
|
|
Post by ievakasku on Jun 11, 2003 10:49:04 GMT -5
Yarr, sorry. This be the LAST time I try t'battle without me morning mug o' groggachino... *Rubs eyes and picks up her sword* I've seen amoebas more in-shape than you! Arrhar! Well you are an amoeba...a pink one! You fight like me grandma!
|
|
|
Post by Cheshil on Jun 11, 2003 11:07:52 GMT -5
I be Scurvy Cheshil, the first mate! I challenge anyone 'o ye to a land battle!
Why? Because ye would be a yeller'bellied coward, if ye deny me a battle!
|
|