Post by nope on Aug 21, 2007 20:13:24 GMT -5
WHOOHOO! IT'S SUPAH SHORT! YAY!
CHAPTER FOUR OMGOMGOMG!
Gandalf tried another gibberish spell on the door.
“Nothing’s happening” said Pippin.
“Duh.”
“... What are you going to do then?” Pippin pressed on.
Then something odd happened, Gandalf’s eyes suddenly flashed with dangerous sanity “Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words." (Yes this is actually from the movie) said Gandalf in perfect english.
We all gasped, Goosh fell over.
After that minor excitement, things became dull again.
Sploosh!
Merry was chucking rocks in the lake, Pippin tried throwing rocks in it too but he missed and the rock landed on Boromir’s head and he died.
“Hey! You’re not supposed to die yet!” said Aragorn to Boromir and he came back to life. Aragorn turned to Merry and said “Do not disturb the water or it’ll eat you.”
Then Kirby and Xiv appeared and bashed a hole through the door and vanished.
“Kewl” exclaimed Gandalf.
We all got up cautiously and walked into the hole-in-the-wall.
Gandalf jammed a light bulb on his staff and the whole room lit up.
“Ugh, there’s dead stuff on the floor” Blace pointed out.
He was right, ‘nuff said.
A loud crack echoed the room and a huge tentacle flew out of nowhere and grabbed my ankle.
It dragged me out of the cave where I discovered that there was several other tentacles spiraling out of the water.
I screamed for help but none could hear me.
Then, in a blast of heroic music, Rikku and MGA leaped out of nowhere and ate the thing that was pulling me into the lake.
“Yum.” said Rikku.
“Hm, chewy, slimy and wet, with a slight hint of pineapple.” said MGA intelligently.
I blinked.
“What?”
“Nothing”
We trudged back into the cave.
“What happened?” yelled Squiesh
“Oh well, Ringo got attacked by a giant octopus thing, she nearly got killed and then MGA and I came and-” Rikku got cut off by Goosh.
“Okay we get it.” he said irritably.
We continued into the cave. Soon we came to a aged crumbling staircase.
Half way up, Vyt lost his footing and half the staircase fell apart.
“Lyk omg, I hav n0 m3moree ov dis pl4ce.” announced Gandalf, so we sat down and waited for Gandalf to remember something.
“Goosh?” said Tamia.
“What?”
“Are we lost?”
“No.”
“I think we are.”
“Shh! Gandalf’s thinking... sort of.”
“Goosh?”
“What!?”
“I’m hungry.”
“...”
To be Continued
CHAPTER FOUR OMGOMGOMG!
Gandalf tried another gibberish spell on the door.
“Nothing’s happening” said Pippin.
“Duh.”
“... What are you going to do then?” Pippin pressed on.
Then something odd happened, Gandalf’s eyes suddenly flashed with dangerous sanity “Knock your head against these doors, Peregrin Took! And if that does not shatter them, and I am allowed a little peace from foolish questions, I will try to find the opening words." (Yes this is actually from the movie) said Gandalf in perfect english.
We all gasped, Goosh fell over.
After that minor excitement, things became dull again.
Sploosh!
Merry was chucking rocks in the lake, Pippin tried throwing rocks in it too but he missed and the rock landed on Boromir’s head and he died.
“Hey! You’re not supposed to die yet!” said Aragorn to Boromir and he came back to life. Aragorn turned to Merry and said “Do not disturb the water or it’ll eat you.”
Then Kirby and Xiv appeared and bashed a hole through the door and vanished.
“Kewl” exclaimed Gandalf.
We all got up cautiously and walked into the hole-in-the-wall.
Gandalf jammed a light bulb on his staff and the whole room lit up.
“Ugh, there’s dead stuff on the floor” Blace pointed out.
He was right, ‘nuff said.
A loud crack echoed the room and a huge tentacle flew out of nowhere and grabbed my ankle.
It dragged me out of the cave where I discovered that there was several other tentacles spiraling out of the water.
I screamed for help but none could hear me.
Then, in a blast of heroic music, Rikku and MGA leaped out of nowhere and ate the thing that was pulling me into the lake.
“Yum.” said Rikku.
“Hm, chewy, slimy and wet, with a slight hint of pineapple.” said MGA intelligently.
I blinked.
“What?”
“Nothing”
We trudged back into the cave.
“What happened?” yelled Squiesh
“Oh well, Ringo got attacked by a giant octopus thing, she nearly got killed and then MGA and I came and-” Rikku got cut off by Goosh.
“Okay we get it.” he said irritably.
We continued into the cave. Soon we came to a aged crumbling staircase.
Half way up, Vyt lost his footing and half the staircase fell apart.
“Lyk omg, I hav n0 m3moree ov dis pl4ce.” announced Gandalf, so we sat down and waited for Gandalf to remember something.
“Goosh?” said Tamia.
“What?”
“Are we lost?”
“No.”
“I think we are.”
“Shh! Gandalf’s thinking... sort of.”
“Goosh?”
“What!?”
“I’m hungry.”
“...”
To be Continued