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Post by Zylaa on Aug 19, 2007 15:23:26 GMT -5
XD Nice. I'll be in it.
And yeah, LotR has been done twice before, but as one of the first two I hereby give you permission to do it again. </silly official-sounding-ness> One can never have enough LotR, especially when it's funny like this. ^__^
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Post by nope on Aug 19, 2007 16:32:56 GMT -5
Special uber notice of doomish: The people who asked to be in the story first befor I started writing will get a bigger part in the story, it's kind of a first come first serve situation. Unless I have finished the story, I will jam in as many of you guys as I can  |
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Post by Rikku at school on Aug 19, 2007 17:35:10 GMT -5
You have my frying pan if you need it. xD This is an awesome idea, I love NTWF stories.
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Aug 19, 2007 18:26:32 GMT -5
You can use me a as character...
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Post by nope on Aug 19, 2007 18:33:45 GMT -5
Okay, part two is out already, I don't think it's as good as the first part, I was kinda trying to squish in NTWFers and it's kinda short.
Chapter Two
Soon after we had left wherever we left I discovered the other’s names.
There was Gimli the Dwarf, Aragorn and Boromir, Gandalf the Wizard, Legolas the elf and Frodo, Sam, Pippin and Merry the short guys.
We made our way across the mountains where we met Blace and Tamia riding on Llamas.
Wait... That didn’t sound right... BLACE AND TAMIA ON LLAMAS?
“Tamia? Blace? What the heck are you doing here?” I gasped gaspingly.
“We just are.” answered Blace simply.
Gandalf was looking bored and started a new topic "We must lyk hold dis course west of teh Misty Mountains 4 fordy daiz. If ower supa luck holds, teh Gap ov Rohan will lyk still be open to us. From dere ower road turns east 2 Mordor. Blah blah blah"
Tamia and Blace looked as if they had been hit by a sixteen ton weight.
“He talks like a n00b?” whispered Tamia to me, I nodded.
“LYK OMG! WE KAN T4K3 A R3ST H33R!!” screamed Gandalf pointing his staff at an edge of a cliff.
And so we rested.
And rested.
And rested.
And- *is killed by the audience*
Well we set up a camp to be blunt, I was cooking bacon on a portable stove(don’t ask me how I got it it’s a long story that involves a stapler and a water pistol), Goosh was bouncing, Vyt was singing, Squiesh was poking Blace and Tamia was eating toast, Merry and Pippin where sparring with Boromir and Pippin fell off the cliff and died but I had a band aid and he came back to life, Sam was hitting his head with a pillow, Frodo was being a Goth, Aragorn was (don’t look kids) SMOKING OMG, Gandalf was riciting a poem in chatspeak, Legolas was playing with lego *brick’d* and Gimli was eating his ax. Did I miss anyone?
Legolas stopped playing with his lego and looked up at something.
Vyt seemed to notice what he was looking at.
“Birdies!” Vyt said enthusiastically.
“Lyk omg dey r spyz ov Saruman lyk omg hide!” intoned Gandalf flapping his arms.
But, both Gandalf and Vyt where wrong, it was Omniscia.
She flew over us, yeah flew, and gave Sam a heart attack.
“I’ll beeeee baaaaack!” said Omniscia.
Well, that was pretty pointless but I gotta shove as many people in here as possible.
“BIRDIES!” shouted Vyt again and this time, it was birds.
Tamia shot them down with her slingshot and we all had a turkey dinner.
The next day we woke up and Pippin fell off the cliff again, I was running out of band aids, fast. Eventually, I fell asleep for a few more hours.
Hours later Goosh poked me until I woke up.
“Gandalf said something about going up into the mountains” he told me.
“But we’re in the mountains...”
“No, he meant those mountains.” Goosh pointed to a freaking huge mountain with lots of snow.
“Skiing, yay.”
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Post by Sq on Aug 19, 2007 19:16:48 GMT -5
Yay, I was... poking Blace! XD
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Post by nope on Aug 19, 2007 19:18:06 GMT -5
Yay, I was... poking Blace! XD I admire your enthusiasm. |
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Post by Tam on Aug 19, 2007 22:38:47 GMT -5
Well, I can honestly say that shooting turkeys out of the sky is one experience I've never had with my slingshot before now. xDD Yay! *munches turkey on toast*
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Post by Rikku on Aug 20, 2007 0:18:58 GMT -5
Gandalf is ... scary.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 20, 2007 1:56:05 GMT -5
You don't have to have all the characters in one chapter... xP If there's still place I'd like to be in it, please?
...And by the way, I'm a water mage that's made out of water. ^_^
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Aug 20, 2007 2:15:25 GMT -5
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Post by Rikku on Aug 20, 2007 4:39:15 GMT -5
What, you also find Gandalf scary, or you yourself are scary? Knowing the NTWF, probably both. |
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Post by nope on Aug 20, 2007 8:18:40 GMT -5
What, you also find Gandalf scary, or you yourself are scary? Knowing the NTWF, probably both.XD I don't know why I made Gandalf a chatspeaker. Hey, I just thought of something, he could be named "Gandalf the Chatspeaker" and then "Gandalf the Sane" when he 'comes back'. |
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Post by nope on Aug 20, 2007 8:22:01 GMT -5
Okay, part two is out already, I don't think it's as good as the first part, I was kinda trying to squish in NTWFers and it's kinda short. The next day we woke up and Pippin fell off the cliff again, I was running out of band aids, fast. Goosh poked me until I woke up. This doesn't sound right. I gotta change that XD |
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Post by Goosh on Aug 20, 2007 13:20:17 GMT -5
Gandalf both frightens and intrigues me. <3 It's wonderful, Ringo.
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