Whoohoo! Part three! I like this one better than the last.
Also, each part will be around 500 words
Chapter Three
The wind wept at our backs as we climbed the steep mountain, snow covered the ground... and it was SUMMER!
Goosh was harassing the short dudes.
“Don’t ‘cha wish you had shoes NOW?” he said.
“We’re like hobbits man,” said Frodo the Goth “And like, we’re poor tortured souls and we have no friends and our lives are nightmares...”
Gawd this was sounding familiar.
Then suddenly Frodo fell down “It’s the end of the world, man!”
Blace noticed that Frodo had dropped the shiny thing on the ground and walk up to it because we had to eat the llamas that he and Tamia were riding on because I had run out of bacon.
Blace's crayon-like fingers edged towards the shiny, he grasped it by the silver chain and pulled it up to his eye level.
The digital heartbeat was pounding to create and air of suspense.
Blace stared at the shiny thing that now appeared to be a golden ring. His eyes became pools of darkness and then snapped back to there normal colour.
“Here you go.” called Blace chucking the ring back to the emo moaning in the snow.
We continued climbing and then we saw Zylaa walk onto the mountain face and eat Merry but then we had to make her vomit him up because he might of given Zylaa indigestion!
Anyway with Zylaa joined with us we continues trudging up.
Cuiva nwalca Carnirasse; nai yarvaxea rasselya!It sounded like an opera singer that got hit in the head to many times.
“LYK OOOOMG!! 1TZ S4RUM4N!!1!” wailed Gandalf.
Then, many things happened at once, The top of the mountain crumpled and started falling down towards us, Gandalf started singing in gibberish as well and Omniscia flew over to use and started chanting magical phrases that I think was Portuguese.
Parar o avalanche! Ser ido antes que você mate!The avalanche that fell towards us vanished.
“WHOA Omniscia! Where did you learn Portuguese?” said Squiesh, dumfounded.
“I used Google translating tools to translate a bunch of words into Portuguese so it sounded cool.” Omniscia answered.
Gandalf stopped chanting. Omniscia healed some people like Pippin who had fallen off a cliff more than once with her healing powers.
“Lyk ohemgee! Lyk wer r we gonn4 g0 now?” said Gandalf.
"If we cannot pass over the mountain, let us go under it. Let us go through the mines of Moria." proposed Gimli.
“LYK KEWLIO!” screamed Gandalf.
Omniscia and Zylaa departed in turn, saying they had to be somewhere, but I think most of the NTWFers here knew that they were terrified of Gandalf and who wouldn’t be?
Gandalf lead us to the bottom of the mountain where there was a huge lake and a wall of stone.
“Dwarf doors are invisible when closed” Gimli said, that answered some of my questions.
"Ya Gimli deir wn mast3rz cant find dem, if deir secretz are lyk forgotten."
“Why does that not surprise me?” Said Legolas getting out his jumbo sized lego blocks.
Then suddenly a silvery outline of a door appeared on the rock face.
“eet sez speek frend an enta.” exclaimed Gandalf examining the door.
“Wha?” started Merry, I wasn’t sure if he didn’t know what Gandalf meant or he couldn’t understand him.
“Yew speek da pw an it zwil open.”
“Oh.”
Ugh, Gandalf started talking in gibberish again.
Annon Edhellen, edro hi ammen!Pippin sniggered.
Nothing happened.
We were in for a big wait.
To be Continued