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Post by Ryanruff13 on Feb 17, 2018 21:04:48 GMT -5
Complete the assignment as quickly as possible without any regard for accuracy, in order to race against your attention span. Regardless of its grade, you at least finished it!
I wish to create a perfect-tasting pot of coffee. How should I make it?
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Post by Killix on Feb 18, 2018 1:11:41 GMT -5
Sometimes I find that working under a deadline can help quicken my work pace. Find a suitable medieval torture device to strap yourself to - with that added incentive, you'll get that assignment done in no time! :D EDIT: Huh, this page never showed up when I went to reply! I only saw the last post on the previous page... That's weird. XD Well, looks like GLQ gets two pieces of bad advice! Onward to the advice for Ryan!The perfect pot of coffee requires the perfect coffee beans, of course! Unfortunately, it is difficult to determine such a thing on sight alone. I suggest buying up every single loose, ground, or instant coffee bean product you can find. Try them all - preferably one at a time, but you can make them all at once if you're in a hurry and have very discerning tastes. Do this until you have found the perfect beans! They will help you make the perfect tasting coffee for sure. I accidentally became a Jem Girl. They say that once you're a Jem Girl, you're never the same. Apparently, there's no cure. Help??
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Post by Moni on Feb 18, 2018 2:36:24 GMT -5
Change your legal name to Bob--there, now you're a Bob girl.
I am having trouble procrastinating. What do I do?
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Post by Celestial on Feb 18, 2018 5:59:27 GMT -5
Invent a machine that will allow you to stop time completely. Now you can procrastinate but without any of the negative consequences.
I really wish I could get more written/drawn. How do I accomplish this?
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 18, 2018 16:17:56 GMT -5
Invent two devices, one that will perpetually create lines in random forms, the other to create letters, at least one. Set them on a paper and have them perpetually work. Voila! You'll have more written and drawn in no time!
There are a bunch of things I need/want to go to this week but my car's still broken. How do I fix my car in time for all of these things?
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Post by Coaster on Feb 18, 2018 18:49:34 GMT -5
Who says you need to fix your own? Figure out how to hot-wire your richest neighbour's car and take it for a spin wherever you need to go! (and make sure to use up all their gas doing donuts around the ice while you're at it)
I always find myself exhausted and kinda nauseous after work but I don't want to waste the rest of the day just sleeping. How do I fix this?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2018 23:21:36 GMT -5
Spend the rest of the day spinning around. Then you'll only be nauseous (and dizzy) and not sleepy.
I am really truly short on money and am having to choose in between buying salt or taking a bus back home, or buying oil or buying soap, I'm really down to counting cents. What do I do?
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Post by Ryanruff13 on Feb 20, 2018 20:28:34 GMT -5
Just choose all of them. You'll pay off the debt later... If you need to, pay them in the meantime with IOU's.
I am trying to write a story, but I need to kickstart my creative process. How do I get ideas?
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Post by Moni on Feb 20, 2018 20:48:03 GMT -5
Start a kickstarter to kickstart your creative processing!
I am very lazy. How can I be less lazy?
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Post by Reiqua on Feb 21, 2018 7:13:46 GMT -5
Simply move to Australia. Working definitionally, the antonym of lazy is energetic, which can be defined in the field of Physics as “relating to or characterised by energy”. Here it is instructive to turn to the first law of thermodynamics which allows us to better understand the science of energy and lays down that heat is in fact energy in all its various forms. Thus by increasing ambient temperature by moving to a warmer climate you end up increasing heat and energy, thus reducing laziness. I’ll see you at Bondi tomorrow xP
I want to be able to converse in Korean but I can’t be bothered to put in the time to learn a language. Any suggestions?
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Post by Gelquie on Feb 23, 2018 18:09:57 GMT -5
Hire a translator to live with you, and have them translate everything you say into Korean for you whenever you want! You can afford that, right?
I need to reorganize my work strategies but I have very little downtime this weekend to do so due to aforementioned work and other responsibilities I can't back out of. Any suggestions?
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Post by June Scarlet on Mar 5, 2018 19:43:15 GMT -5
Time travel to the future when you don't have those weekend restrictions anymore. Oh hey, it already happened, the weekend in question is over and done with. Time (travel) heals all wounds.
People are fighting over the color purple. What do?
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 6, 2018 23:17:38 GMT -5
Grab your own color and fight for dominance on the forum! Spread your color of choice everywhere. Let nowhere be safe!
I have stories I want to write but don't seem to know how to get started on them. Any ideas?
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Post by Twillie on Mar 6, 2018 23:34:43 GMT -5
Ah, numerous story ideas, but not sure how to start them? Simple! Just write out whatever bits and pieces you do have for each, stitch them altogether, and bam, finished product without having to worry about a pesky start! Because a bunch of good ideas smashed together instantly make one great one, right? =D
I want it to be summer, but it's still not. How should I deal?
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Post by Gelquie on Mar 7, 2018 1:19:55 GMT -5
Look, if you want something that badly, you need to make it happen. You can't just wait around for these things to fix themselves! So you go right out there with that heater and blower right now and melt or get rid of ALL the snow. Then turn your thermostat up high until you're feeling the summer heat all the time. And boom! Problem solved!
I have too many thoughts in my head. How do I cope?
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