|
Post by Celestial on Feb 14, 2018 17:54:57 GMT -5
Well, if we go by Twain's hypothesis that statistics is one kind of lie, I suggest lying to everyone you meet about everything to get really good at statistics. You can't fail your test if you live and breath stats.
I don't think I'm getting enough sleep but I also don't want to go to bed earlier because I am a night owl by nature. What do I do?
|
|
|
Post by Rabbit ♠ on Feb 14, 2018 22:13:32 GMT -5
Sleep during the day. Become an actual owl. Your body will thank you.
I get drowsy during class and I almost fall asleep. What do I do?
|
|
|
Post by Gelquie on Feb 14, 2018 22:25:19 GMT -5
Your body knows best. Listen to its call and fall asleep, class be darned. Your bodily needs come first!
I want to take advantage of discounted candies tomorrow, but I couldn't get my car to work and I'm otherwise not gonna be able to make it to the store before class. What do?
|
|
|
Post by Killix on Feb 15, 2018 0:43:49 GMT -5
Use this opportunity to do some heavy jogging! You can leave class to go get candy, I'm sure they won't mind. Run to the store as fast as you can - the faster the better! Buy the candy, and then run back to class. You can eat the candy on the way, it's alright 'cause you'll burn off those calories with all the running.
I'm having art block, and I don't know what to draw. Halp!
|
|
|
Post by Fraze on Feb 15, 2018 1:59:13 GMT -5
You know, you never did take up my last suggestion... Whyyyy does grading have to be a thing? I get that assigning homework is a necessary part of my job but checking a big ol' pile of papers is just so blargh. Is there anything I can do to make the task more bearable/interesting?
|
|
|
Post by Moni on Feb 15, 2018 4:11:52 GMT -5
Use Scantrons for homework! (... I don't know if that is the best suggestion in the world or the worst one, either way I am a genius)
I don't like to exercise and I love ice cream. How do I lose weight?
|
|
|
Post by Gelquie on Feb 15, 2018 22:14:50 GMT -5
It's quite simple. Replace your entire diet with ice cream, and just keep the amount you eat to the amount of calories you need in a day, or a little less if you're trying to lose weight. And then you can get different flavors for different nutritional needs. It's the perfect plan!
A bear broke into my apartment and is raiding my fridge! What do I do?!
|
|
|
Post by Fraze on Feb 16, 2018 0:42:32 GMT -5
It's too late I'm afraid, you'll just have to move. Any further action on your part to deal with the bear will only further exacerbate the problem. For more information I suggest reading up on the groundbreaking study on the topic of human-animal interaction, "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie."
My thermos has a glitch: it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, but it doesn't do both at the same time. How do I fix this?
|
|
|
Post by Reiqua on Feb 16, 2018 5:42:43 GMT -5
First construct a dividing wall in your thermos out of paper. This won’t actually work but it is a visual representation of the intended dual function of the thermos. Next, rip the paper wall in half to show the inadequacy of your thermos’ functionality. Then, send the thermos back to the manufacturers with a written complaint. With such a clear visual representation of what the problem is they will have no choice but to provide you with a refund or replacement.
My phone battery is dying. Halp.
|
|
|
Post by Coaster on Feb 16, 2018 16:32:48 GMT -5
Just grab a defibrillator for the battery--it works for people, after all!
I forgot whether I already took my medication for today or not. Any advice?
|
|
|
Post by Rabbit ♠ on Feb 16, 2018 16:37:08 GMT -5
Take the medicine juuust in case you didn't take it at first. ^^ Nothing bad will happen, no serious side effects, nope. At least this way, you know you took it. I'm hungry, but I don't want to eat a snack. What do I do?
|
|
|
Post by Twillie on Feb 16, 2018 17:19:43 GMT -5
I think we could all take a page from our plant brethren's book; find a nice sunny patch to sit in and figure out how to photosynthesize its nutrients! No need to get a snack then, but still plenty filling :3
I miss my cat who's back at home, and I can't keep one in my apartment :c Wat do?
|
|
|
Post by June Scarlet on Feb 16, 2018 21:03:01 GMT -5
Drop everything you're doing and drive home to pet your cat for five minutes. Then drive back because you still have stuff to do at college. Totally worth the hours driving.
What should I do with leftover waffles?
|
|
|
Post by Fraze on Feb 17, 2018 3:14:38 GMT -5
Start a new cryptocurrency called Wafflecoin. You'll be rich!
I have to take out the trash but I don't wanna carry it all the way down four storeys and then outside to the dumpster. Is there any way I can make the job faster and/or easier?
|
|
|
Post by Gelquie on Feb 17, 2018 5:06:37 GMT -5
Okay, first you need a cannon big enough to hold the garbage bag. Then you need to open the window and aim the cannon just the right. Put the trash bag in and fire away at the dumpster! Don't worry about whether or not it makes it in the bin, if you aim it right, it'll be close enough that the trash people will probably finish the job for you.
I have a short attention span. How do I ameliorate this enough to work more on an assignment in one go?
|
|