Not merely an isolated incident (Day Three)

[Avery]

9-1-1 Call Log Transcript; 3:13am, Jan 14., 2015
Call placed by unknown mobile number

Operator: 9-1-1, what is the nature and location of your emergency?

Caller: I-- I-- oh Woo-- [inaudible]

Operator: Ma'am? Are you there? What is the nature and location of your emergency?

Caller: I'm-- [slurred]-- walking home from the... bar... and, oh WOO!

Operator: Ma'am, you need to calm down and tell me your emergency.

Caller: There's a lady I-- I think she's dead! She's... shot, she's shot, she's dead, oh my-- [inaudible]

Operator: Where are you located? Your cell phone GPS places you somewhere in Memory Lane, are you in Memory Lane?

Caller: Yes, yes, Memory Lane the-- park, the park in Memory Lane-- she's DEAD, she's shot and she's dead and I-- 

Operator: You're in the park?

Caller: Yes, yes, the park!

Operator: And you say she's dead? Who's dead? Is the assailant still there-- are you safe, ma'am?

Caller: This lady-- she's-- oh WOO, no, I know her, I know her, I interviewed her for a story on knitting I-- no! ... Ms. Terine! Ms. TERINE PLEASE--

Operator:  Ma'am, please calm down, I-- you need to calm down, alright? What's your name?

Caller: Rhya! I'm Rhya I-- I just wanted to be responsible, I was too... after the bar I couldn't drive so I decided to cut through the park and-- she's DEAD-- she's-- Ms. Terine! Please, please--

Operator: Just stay on the line with me, ma'am. The Mods have been dispatched and will be there in a few minutes, okay?

Caller: The Mods? No, no, they're-- not them-- I have to go-- I have to--

[caller hangs up]

[PFA]

Another person is dead?! This is truly a troubling ome— THE ICE CREAM MAN?! D8 We're doomed for sure!

[Gelquie]

Darnit, not another person! D= Things seem to be getting more dangerous.

Also, the ice cream woman? The Mafia must not like ice cream. D=

[Jayeee]

Oh boy!

Oh Gee!!

Oh my gosh!!!

Criminy, gee willikers!!!!

I sure do wish that my best friend The Hero, was here to help out with this gosh darn tragedy. I just can't possibly do anything without him!!

I'm just too cowardly to do it by myself!! I need my Hero buddy to save the day while I provide less-characterised assistance in the background!

[Ginz ❤]

Omg, you guys, today is THE. WORST. DAY! T__T

So, last night I was just hanging around as usual, and suddenly I saw this really cute perfume flask! It was pink, which is my absolute favorite color, so I couldn't resist it, and I decided to try it on! To my surprise, the scent in it wasn't pleasant at all. In fact, if I had to compare it to something, I'd say it smelled strongly of gasoline. Like someone had doused me in it! It was disgusting! I tried everything, but I couldn't get the smell off of me.

So this morning, I decided to visit my good friend Alyssa, because she's the best at cheering people up, and... well... let's just say I don't think even a whole tub of ice-cream could make me feel better after this! ;______;

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Jan 14, 2015 1:22:48 GMT -5 Jayeee said:

Oh boy!

Oh Gee!!

Oh my gosh!!!

Criminy, gee willikers!!!!

I sure do wish that my best friend The Hero, was here to help out with this gosh darn tragedy. I just can't possibly do anything without him!!

I'm just too cowardly to do it by myself!! I need my Hero buddy to save the day while I provide less-characterised assistance in the background!

If you think your acquaintance can keep things from getting worse, why haven't you called them up yet?

[Kozma]

Not the ice cream lady. She was just so sweet.  Her ice cream was sweet as well.

*whines*

[Killix]

Alyssa is... is... dead!?
No...
NO!!

N-not the Ice Cream Man! No... I cannot handle so much tragedy in so little time. ;___;
Who is next, the Wafflemaker? The Pizza Man?
T-the Breakfast Club!??

*sobs hysterically*

[Thorn]

Not Alyssa! She was a Good and Kind soul, and made the best hot fudge sundae I've ever tasted.

*heads back inside to mope*

*Certain Thorns wanted to write something wittier but hey, inspiration is not always close to hand*

[Celestial]

Robert: *canters in* Oh no, has the Woo taken another? That is terrible! And the ice cream lady too. ;_; I remember her, she gave me the most delicious ice cream the other day...or it might have been her. All I remember was a sugary taste and nothing more that night. *ears lower* But she is with the Woo now. And it is now more than ever I continue our Feathered Lord's work.

*takes out a leaflet and trots over to Ginz ❤* Would the Lord Woo be able to comfort you? ^_^

[Christos]

Not another murder D= NO NO NO
And that smell of gasoline is getting stronger

[Layla "Nimbus" Karimi]

Heeeey guys, I may or may not have been randomly kidnapped by a band of space pirates a couple days ago, but luckily I managed to --

*yesterday's newspaper flies in her face*

Mrrph *removes paper and notices headline while doing so*

Wha- Liou?! ;o; NOOOOOOOOOO *throws arms around Celestial's neck and begins sobbing into his mane*

[The Scrac that Smiles Back]

Oh no, another death! Brutal murders are becoming a daily occurrence.

Jan 14, 2015 1:18:17 GMT -5 Gelquie said:

Darnit, not another person! D= Things seem to be getting more dangerous.

Also, the ice cream woman? The Mafia must not like ice cream. D=

Apparently not. Those thugs!

Jan 14, 2015 1:25:43 GMT -5 Ginz ❤ said:

Omg, you guys, today is THE. WORST. DAY! T__T

So, last night I was just hanging around as usual, and suddenly I saw this really cute perfume flask! It was pink, which is my absolute favorite color, so I couldn't resist it, and I decided to try it on! To my surprise, the scent in it wasn't pleasant at all. In fact, if I had to compare it to something, I'd say it smelled strongly of gasoline. Like someone had doused me in it! It was disgusting! I tried everything, but I couldn't get the smell off of me.

So this morning, I decided to visit my good friend Alyssa, because she's the best at cheering people up, and... well... let's just say I don't think even a whole tub of ice-cream could make me feel better after this! ;______;

Gasoline in a perfume bottle? That's rather clever- um, I mean, dastardly evil! I am very sorry about your friend Alyssa.

Jan 14, 2015 2:31:55 GMT -5 Kozma said:

Not the ice cream lady. She was just so sweet.  Her ice cream was sweet as well.

*whines*

I never got any ice cream :c

Jan 14, 2015 3:01:33 GMT -5 Killix said:

Alyssa is... is... dead!?
No...
NO!!

N-not the Ice Cream Man! No... I cannot handle so much tragedy in so little time. ;___;
Who is next, the Wafflemaker? The Pizza Man?
T-the Breakfast Club!??

*sobs hysterically*

*hugs* There there, little heating machine. Would you feel better it I gave you some pop-tarts?

[Elcie]

;____; I can't believe this. Where am I going to get my triple-scoop rocky road waffle cones now?! Those were a necessity of living!

Killix, do you think you could make me some waffles? Lots of waffles. Lots of them. I need to drown my sorrows in syrupy goodness.

[♥ Azzie]

D: Lyssa...
What's going on here? Two murders in two days?