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Post by Lizzie on Jan 11, 2015 13:21:21 GMT -5
Robert: *whinnies* Phoenixes? Phoenixes are the sacred messengers of the Lord Woo. However, the Lord Woo takes his children and we should not try to take them back. All we can do is pray that they will be safe in the Woo's light. Can I interest you in a leaflet? Sure, but only if you take one of my leaflets about my airline: FLY AIRTHUNDY TODAY!
J. N. Thunderbolt, Owner, Operator
Need to get somewhere in a hurry? Looking for the height of luxury? Want to travel on the most reliable aircraft around? Well then maybe you shouldn't fly AirThundy because we have none of those! We have one plane, one pilot, and one destination: the NTWF ('Cause if it ain't the NTWF, then it ain't worth visiting) Prices start at 19.99 Shinies or a bottle of Brain Bleach (depending on current exchange rates). AirThundy
"Little packs of peanuts cost extra" wow, this sounds like the most useful and reliable airline ever! |
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Post by The Scrac that Smiles Back on Jan 11, 2015 14:13:23 GMT -5
Well, I have a candle ready for the vigil, in Liou's honor. ...Er... ...Anyone have any matches? ^^; Um, I think I've got some... *fishes around in pockets* *keeps a good distance away* Goats eat anything. So don't worry... Much. ...That doesn't help me feel better! D8 Yes, they do. I had a goat once, but that's beside the point. She also said she was sick, and laid on the ground in the middle of the walkway. It was most peculiar. *whimpers* ;__; Poor Miss Ou. She didn't deserve such a cruel fate. Yeah... I didn't really think she was serious, because come on, this it NTWF. So I offered her apple juice. |
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Post by Celestial on Jan 11, 2015 14:24:56 GMT -5
Robert: *whinnies* Phoenixes? Phoenixes are the sacred messengers of the Lord Woo. However, the Lord Woo takes his children and we should not try to take them back. All we can do is pray that they will be safe in the Woo's light. Can I interest you in a leaflet? Sure, but only if you take one of my leaflets about my airline: FLY AIRTHUNDY TODAY!
J. N. Thunderbolt, Owner, Operator
Need to get somewhere in a hurry? Looking for the height of luxury? Want to travel on the most reliable aircraft around? Well then maybe you shouldn't fly AirThundy because we have none of those! We have one plane, one pilot, and one destination: the NTWF ('Cause if it ain't the NTWF, then it ain't worth visiting) Prices start at 19.99 Shinies or a bottle of Brain Bleach (depending on current exchange rates). AirThundy
"Little packs of peanuts cost extra" Robert: *takes the leaflet in his mouth and puts it down to look at it.* ^_^ I'm sure it is very interesting and informative, sir! And I hope you find the information I gave you about our Lord Woo to be the same. If you have any questions, I will be happy to answer them! Robert: *tosses head* Of course, friendship with the Lord Woo is very much magic, except the magic comes from within. I do not understand what you mean by cutie mark, however. The Lord Woo has chosen not to bless me with knowledge of whatever that is but at the same time, since I do not know about it, he has also blessed me with not requiring that information. Oh, goodie!! Magic from within! That's sounds just like the kind of friendship magic I need! ^^ Tell me more; I'm anxious to learn what element I represent and I can't wait to achieve RAINBOW POWER!!! Robert: Oh, no, the Lord Woo does not do elements and he certainly does not give out powers, at least not immediately. But he can provide solace and comfort in these difficult times, which is just as valuable and good. |
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Post by Avery on Jan 11, 2015 15:21:45 GMT -5
NTWF Journal Sunday Edition
20F, Partly Cloudy January 11th, 2015
Slain Forumer Remembered Warmly Ms. Ou was Farmer, Aspiring Actress
NEO GENERAL-- Beloved forumer Li Ou was remembered last night in a touching, well-attended candlelight vigil. Those who knew the woman remembered her fondly as an aspiring actress who had starred in several independent films, attracting the admiration and accolades of prominent figures in the business, including the likes of Jayeee, who was himself in attendance at the vigil. Mr. Mathis could not help but smile as he warmly recounted Miss Ou's limited filmography, and one cannot help but feel a profound sense of despair over the promising future that was viciously wrested from her.
Beyond acting, Miss Ou was also reportedly an enthusiastic farmer, keeping livestock in the backyard of her home, including a treasured goat that has not been seen since his mistress's untimely death. Anyone who sees the goat, which may have escaped in the panic following the violent murder that sent shockwaves throughout the forum, is advised to approach with caution or call Annie Mall, with the NTWF's Animal Control, at 555-0660, so that professionals may see him safely captured and rehomed.
The Mods have yet to release Miss Ou's particular cause of death other than 'homicide', with Tiger commenting that the investigation is ongoing and the Mods want to ensure all evidence is diligently examined before results are made public. "We don't want to make any hasty conclusions," said Miss Tiger. "But I just want to reiterate, at this time we're treating Miss Ou's death as nothing more than an isolated incident. We stress that the forum at large has no reason to panic, and that while tragic, we have no reason to suspect that this is anything other than a [one-time] event."
--Rhea Porter,
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Post by Gelquie on Jan 11, 2015 16:29:20 GMT -5
Well, I have a candle ready for the vigil, in Liou's honor. ...Er... ...Anyone have any matches? ^^; ...*holds up THE perfect pair of socks which match completely* ...Well, I suppose those are still useful. Warm and stylish. Thanks. =D Um, I think I've got some... *fishes around in pockets* Cool, thanks. ^^ |
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Post by Elcie on Jan 11, 2015 17:09:42 GMT -5
*runs in late with a cup of Starbucks and a pile of programming homework*
Ahhh, sorry everyone, projects to do and such! I'll just have to catch up on the most recent news. *picks up paper* ...
What?? Liou is DEAD?! ;__; How could such a thing happen?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2015 17:11:04 GMT -5
*runs in late with a cup of Starbucks and a pile of programming homework* Ahhh, sorry everyone, projects to do and such! I'll just have to catch up on the most recent news. *picks up paper* ... What?? Liou is DEAD?! ;__; How could such a thing happen? Apparently it was a homicide, but they aren't releasing the details. We really don't know anything beyond that. |
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Post by Christos on Jan 11, 2015 17:18:07 GMT -5
*passes on cookies of condolence*
Fresh and minty
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Post by Elcie on Jan 11, 2015 17:28:41 GMT -5
*runs in late with a cup of Starbucks and a pile of programming homework* Ahhh, sorry everyone, projects to do and such! I'll just have to catch up on the most recent news. *picks up paper* ... What?? Liou is DEAD?! ;__; How could such a thing happen? Apparently it was a homicide, but they aren't releasing the details. We really don't know anything beyond that. How awful. >> I hope they catch whoever did it. *casually snatches cookie from Christos as he passes by* |
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Post by Avery on Jan 11, 2015 17:34:20 GMT -5
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Post by Celestial on Jan 11, 2015 17:40:35 GMT -5
*runs in late with a cup of Starbucks and a pile of programming homework* Ahhh, sorry everyone, projects to do and such! I'll just have to catch up on the most recent news. *picks up paper* ... What?? Liou is DEAD?! ;__; How could such a thing happen? Robert: By the unknowable will of the Woo. Our Feathered Lord works in mysterious ways. Incidentally, do you want to take a leaflet? *pokes with a leaflet in his mouth* |
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Post by Elcie on Jan 11, 2015 17:43:22 GMT -5
*runs in late with a cup of Starbucks and a pile of programming homework* Ahhh, sorry everyone, projects to do and such! I'll just have to catch up on the most recent news. *picks up paper* ... What?? Liou is DEAD?! ;__; How could such a thing happen? Robert: By the unknowable will of the Woo. Our Feathered Lord works in mysterious ways. Incidentally, do you want to take a leaflet? *pokes with a leaflet in his mouth* Ah... okay... sure. *takes one* ;_; Do you think Liou is in a better place now, Mr. Pony? I sure hope so. |
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Post by icon on Jan 11, 2015 17:49:56 GMT -5
From the desk of The Editor...
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Post by Celestial on Jan 11, 2015 17:52:41 GMT -5
Robert: By the unknowable will of the Woo. Our Feathered Lord works in mysterious ways. Incidentally, do you want to take a leaflet? *pokes with a leaflet in his mouth* Ah... okay... sure. *takes one* ;_; Do you think Liou is in a better place now, Mr. Pony? I sure hope so. Robert: *tosses his head and stamps the ground with his hoof* She is with the Lord Woo now. *nuzzles hand* Don't cry, it will be okay. The Lord Woo will watch over us and guide us. And my name is Robert, by the way. What is yours? |
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Post by Avery on Jan 11, 2015 17:58:52 GMT -5
*slinks into Stalbucks wearing sunglasses* Oh, coffee, coffee. *orders an espresso and plunks down next to Elcie and Celestial* Mind if I sit here? This place is pretty crowded and I can't find another seat. |
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