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Post by Pixie on Jul 25, 2013 20:35:19 GMT -5
conkeldurr. You swing around the broken bike parts violently and skip across Unova. It is a wonder you haven't been spotted by Officer Jenny. You remain in this state until you are rammed into by a speeding...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 25, 2013 23:46:51 GMT -5
...Dustox. Or at least that's what it looks like through all the pretty colours induced by the Koffing gas. You attempt to respond with a Hammer Arm, but you're not that high-level yet, so it fails... repeatedly, as you find out. The bike parts disintegrate completely. You use Struggle at the end of it all but somehow keep missing, and eventually black out.
When you come to, you are on a boat, and you were apparently saved from drowning by its Pokémon captain (yes that's a thing), a...
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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 26, 2013 7:09:50 GMT -5
...Kirlia. You then find out that this Kirlia is not only a captain, but the captain of a notorious pirate ship, "The Magic Cutlass" Crew motto: "Fairies are top rank, Dragons walk the plank."
After a week of hard labor as a cabin boy/girl (There's no freeloading on a pirate ship!), the ship lands back in Unova. The Kirlia considers paying you off by getting rid of the Dawn Stone in his possession, but instead he lets you have the stock of Kanto bikes he smuggled just the other month.
Then it comes back to you! You needed the bikes to pay off a bunch of greedy Floatzel. You needed the Floatzel to transport an army of Teddiursa. You needed the Teddiursa to round up the genetically-altered Sandile running loose. And you needed to capture the Sandile because leaving them unchecked would be bad PR for a Doduo-worshiping evil organization in the making.
Saying farewell to the Kirlia (And wishing him luck with resisting the urge to evolve into something that would go against the theme of his crew) you take the bikes and hurriedly rush them to the Floatzel. Satisfied, they ride off into the sunset and leave you with your Teddiursa.
You then order the Teddiursa to spread out all over Unova, and before you know it, all the Sandile are high-tailing it towards Castelia Sewers. But before they could fulfill the famous urban legend, you promptly capture all of them. Mission completed!
Finally, you head back to your laboratory. All these tangentially-related events has worn you out. You lean back in your chair and decide to take it easy while you daydream of your invincible Shedinja decimating the whole region...
...But wait! A member of your Doduo cult has barged in! While you were away, they made a breakthrough in trying to give themselves extra heads! But something has gone wrong, and instead of giving themselves a Doduo head, you learn in horror that your mooks have gained the head of a...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 26, 2013 20:57:23 GMT -5
... Conkledurr (way to be random, random Pokemon generator <_<). Apparently they were inspired by your amazing escapades while in your hallucinatory state, thanks to a lengthy expose written by a journalist who's been following you around pretty much since you started the Doduo cult. And inadvertently given it very good PR. The journalist also happens to be a...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 26, 2013 21:11:04 GMT -5
...Scraggy. As one of the privileged few bipedal Pokémon with somewhat functional thumbs (when he decides to let go of his trousers, literally speaking), he's got quite an edge in the world of Pokémon journalism, but his attitude towards his scoop is far from appropriate, aside from his morbid interest in criminal subject matter.
That doesn't change the fact that your Dodudurr goons have invited him over for a meet-and-greet and a spot of tea. You politely enjoy each other's company, and somehow the conversation turns to the latest musical works from the Pokémon world.
Now, however, it seems you've riled Scraggy up. In a particularly scathing review, he rants about a recently produced operatic Pokémon Musical from Kalos, and particularly its lead actor...
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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 26, 2013 21:26:08 GMT -5
...Entei. The Scraggy lambastes his performance along with his co-star, Flareon, as being nothing more than an hours-long whine-fest about how the two of them are never any good in competitive battling. "Boo-hoo, Entei is outclassed by Suicune and Raikou! Boo-hoo, Flareon STILL doesn't have Flare Blitz!" You listen to the Scraggy's rant for several hours, until he passes out and finally falls asleep on your sofa.
As he naps, you suddenly come up with an idea. Yes, the Scraggy's expertise in journalism could definitely help your Dodudurr goons blend in with the public (Or at least, not instantly be seen as suspicious abominations bent on world-domination), but his style is a bit... heated, shall we say? Not everyone is going to take the word of a raving Scraggy extolling the virtues of your Dodudurr minions, so you need a second opinion that is a bit more charismatic with the public. And that second opinion just so happens to belong to a...
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Post by Killix on Aug 6, 2013 12:16:04 GMT -5
Dunsparce. Dunsparce is charismatic? This Pokemon is your new mode of transportation:
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Post by Blueysicle on Aug 6, 2013 13:04:45 GMT -5
...Samurott. Don't be fooled by the legs that barely look like they could do so much as crawl out of the water; he actually turns out to be a reliable steed. And he gets great mileage.
Your new Samurott takes you to the rally that the surprisingly-charismatic Dunsparce is holding for you. Seriously, you listened to some of his old speeches from back when he was in Johto and he's totally got you on his side that he deserves an evolution. But on the way, you find out that a Pokemon is blocking the road. That Pokemon is a...
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Post by Coaster on Aug 6, 2013 18:34:29 GMT -5
((Haven't you ever played PMD:Magnagate? Dunsparce is sooo charismatic. *end sarcasm*))
...Drowzee. Yes, somehow he's blocking the whole road in that he's hypnotized a whole lot of Pokémon that are blocking the road for him. Because he doesn't like you or the Dodudurr goons, and there ain't enough room in this region for more than one freak of nature. In fact, he's enlisted the hypnotized help of a rather large and menacing group of...
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Post by Blueysicle on Aug 7, 2013 9:49:23 GMT -5
...Deoxys Speed Forme.
How can it be?! Aren't Deoxys supposed to be an incredibly rare legendary Pokemon? How and why does this Drowzee have an entire group of them?! Then it dawns on you. This Drowzee is a rival mad scientist and the leader of another evil organization! And now he has decided to declare war on you and your Dodudurr minions!
The cloned, hypnotized Deoxys makes short work of your Dodudurr minions. Even if there wasn't the type advantage to consider, the enemy is far too fast for your minions to touch. The Drowzee laughs an evil, triumphant laugh as his Deoxys stand victorious.
But no, you can't give up just yet. You are a mad scientist! And what do you do when your mad experiments don't go as planned? You don't say, "Oh, well I'll just have to tone it down some." No! You make them even more insane!
You pull out a bottle containing a formula that you've been working on. If you give your Dodudurr minions this, they will gain a third head. Yes, the entire basis of your organization is based on Doduo, not Dodrio. And no, you haven't had the opportunity to test this formula out properly. But this is your only chance and you have no choice but to hope that their new power will allow them to best the Deoxys.
You give the formula to your minions. It begins working, and you watch as they all gain the head of a...
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Post by Fang of the Dead on Aug 7, 2013 10:45:44 GMT -5
Golurk.
Your own real Golurk is carrying you to safety to get you away from Team Plasma grunts. The two of you fall down a cliff. Turns out Golurk can fly, and right before you make impact, you find out the big guy can fly. He says only one word... "Superman." After saving you, he goes back into his Pokeball, where you meet your...
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2013 11:39:23 GMT -5
((Oh man, this just gets better and better.))
... Magnezone.
It promptly arrests you. Turns out in your insane machinations you inadvertently caused the collapse of several empires and a local hot dog eating contest.
Oh wait, that's not what your own Pokemon is arresting you for. It was that time yesterday when you stole a Pecha Berry from an unsuspecting...
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Post by Blueysicle on Aug 7, 2013 16:15:31 GMT -5
...Cubone. Stealing food from not only a baby Pokemon but an orphan baby Pokemon? You heartless monster.
The Magnezone promptly throws you in the slammer for your heinous crime. You take the time to reflect on your actions and how weird it is that this is what gets you arrested, not your creating an army of two-headed sins against nature.
So now your criminal empire has collapsed, all thanks to that Drowzee, his Deoxys, and that Magnezone. For a while, you feel listless and consider giving up on your ambitions. But all of a sudden, a Pokemon comes to break you out of jail, which is a...
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Post by Coaster on Aug 7, 2013 16:53:59 GMT -5
...Clefable. (The guards never saw it coming, nor did they see Lucifer in cuteness form behind the stoically chipper expression she wore.) Ever the rival of Wigglytuff and local law enforcement (i.e. Magnezone), she feels that it's a good time to get her revenge.
But of course, now that she's broken you out, she demands a favor. She wants to take you to Wigglytuff's Guild so that you can deal with a certain famous explorer, who goes by the name of...
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Post by Coaster on Mar 3, 2014 19:25:42 GMT -5
...Zygarde.
Since that'd obviously be suicide, you reject the offer and make a break for it, trying to start a new life in the recently opened Kalos region, preferably away from a life of crime and genetic abomination (Aipomination? Abomasnowing? whatever). Arriving in Coumarine City and getting off the boat, you promptly run facefirst into a...
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