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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 24, 2013 19:07:05 GMT -5
...Cottonee. You fear that Walrein's Ice attacks will be the end of it, but luckily this Cottonee has Prankster. Much trolling with status moves ensues.
You then realize that it's getting late and that you have much homework to do. From your "EVs and IVs 101" class, no less. But when you get home, you find out that your homework has been eaten by a...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 20:15:11 GMT -5
... Vulpix. How are you going to explain this to your teacher when you live in Unova and haven't defeated the Elite Four yet?!
Unfortunately, living in Unova also means Team Plasma is on the loose. And they've decided you're in their way. They send after you an elite agent who happens to use a...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 25, 2013 0:14:28 GMT -5
...Machop. (Yes, that is their definition of elite.)
However, they heard of your amazing prowess, so they decided to powerlevel it into a Machoke and trade it to someone else. Now they're after you with a traded-back Machamp. Luckily, their Frigate is brought down by a passing trainer and their...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 0:24:09 GMT -5
... Sealeo. I guess Ice is strong against anything that flies. Threat nullified.
Or is it? Seeing as the direct approach didn't work, Team Plasma has resorted to trying to frame you for stealing Alder's prize Pokemon, his...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 25, 2013 0:34:35 GMT -5
...Snivy. Turns out it was just some beginner trainer's Smugleaf instead, because Alder's never owned one of them, once again proving Plasma's ignorance. However, most people seem to agree that (whoever's it is) you did steal it, so you are hunted down by Professor Juniper along with Officer Jenny and her pack of...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 0:41:07 GMT -5
... Woobat. OH MAN THEY'RE GONNA HEART STAMP YOU TO DEATH RUN FOR THE HILLS
And so begins your life as a fugitive! While trying to open a can of baked beans you conveniently found, you fall in with a gang of Pokemon drifters, led by a scruffy...
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Post by Killix on Jul 25, 2013 5:07:16 GMT -5
(The reply you give is supposed to be what happens to you, but... whatever works for you guys. XD)
Seedot. I accidentily KO it by tripping over it. The gang of drifters crown me as their new leader.
This Pokemon is your new pillow:
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Post by Coaster on Jul 25, 2013 11:24:50 GMT -5
...Munchlax. It worked terrifically for a while, but then it tried to munch my face.
With drifter leadership under your belt, you decide to form your own evil organization, whose mascot and mandatory obsession is...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 11:56:24 GMT -5
(Sorry, I don't know how I fell into second person there. I guess I'm looking at this more as a run-on story.)
... Doduo. After several failed attempts at giving yourselves second heads, you take over Cinnabar Lab in order to perform inhumane experiments to replicate the physiology of your arbitrary favorite Pokemon.
In the process, you manage to end up with a horrifically mutated...
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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 25, 2013 16:34:32 GMT -5
...Shedinja. It is now a Dark/Ghost type. And has the HP stat of a Blissey. Look upon your works, ye mighty, and despair.
But in the process of creating your god-tier Shedinja, you wound up with a less-than-impressive prototype, which happens to be a...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 25, 2013 17:12:57 GMT -5
...Krokorok. Unfortunately, in a Jurassic-Park-esque twist of fate, it can reproduce by mitosis, and so hordes of Sandiles that are obsessed with red-rimmed sunglasses are released into Unova. ...Hey, wait a sec...
You chase after one particularly unruly subject, but just as you get there, it's caught by a kid using a...
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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 25, 2013 18:14:57 GMT -5
...Carnivine. First, the kid has it use Bite on the Sandile. Next, it uses Swallow, and then...
...Oh.
Erm. Well.
"Nature always finds a way," right?
After thanking the kid for his help (?), you return to your Lab to figure out a solution to capture the rest of the Sandile. One that doesn't involve giant, floating, carnivorous plants, preferably. During your studies, you discover something that could potentially help you corral all the Sandile into one place and subsequently catch them. Turns out that these Sandile have an overwhelming fear of...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 19:23:28 GMT -5
(Oh man, you guys. Those last responses had me chuckling out loud. Brilliant.)
... Teddiursa. Which means they must be allergic to cute and cuddly things. Or bears. But you're willing to bet it's the former.
Naturally, this means it's time to gather an army of...
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Post by Blueysicle on Jul 25, 2013 20:15:22 GMT -5
...Floatzel. Since Teddiursa aren't native to Unova, you have no other choice but to hire hundreds of Floatzel to swim to other regions and then ferry the Teddiursa over to you that way. Boats? Planes? Pfft, that's only for people who can't think outside the box. REAL mad scientists enlist giant orange weasels to do their bidding.
Unfortunately, these Floatzel have very expensive tastes when it comes to payment. You know those bikes in Kanto that you could never afford? Yeah. They each want one of those. You don't know WHY, but you dare not to question them. Even more unfortunately, there's no old guy with a Bike Voucher and a disturbing love for his Rapidash in the vicinity. So you have no choice but to buy some bikes with a cheaper price tag -albeit a questionable level of quality- from a particularly shady...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2013 20:31:49 GMT -5
... Koffing. Yeah, that bike falls apart the minute you sit on it. However, when you apprehend the Koffing about it, you simply get a cloud of poisonous gas in your face so it can make its getaway.
Stumbling around, blinded, the fumes addle your brain to the point where you believe you are an interpretive dance master who happens to be a...
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