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Post by Killix on Jul 22, 2013 22:24:56 GMT -5
A simple game in which you use This Generator to decide which Pokemon you will get in response to the above poster's situation, then you post a situation for the next person. The situations do not have to be Pokemon-themed. Example Person 1: Bulbasaur. You are wandering through a forest, Godzilla attacks. You grab a Pokeball from your backpack and throw it...
Person 2: Weedle. Godzilla steps on both of us and we die. You put a coin into a slot machine and pull the lever... You hit the jackpot, inside a prize capsule is...
Person 3: Arceus. Best prize ever! It's Christmas morning and the largest gift is for you, you open it and find...
etc.
I'll start! After following it for days, you arrive the end of the rainbow and spot a giant pile of treasure, but guarding it is...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 22, 2013 22:54:27 GMT -5
*reads thread title without reading post* I'MA PANSAGE*reads post* ...oh. Well, we could just use dice to make it easier. 0_o But anyways. Mawile. You decide to catch it because everyone knows Mawile is only Steel-type because it's solid gold. You swiftly send out your trusty...
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Post by Killix on Jul 23, 2013 19:05:43 GMT -5
(No dice. I want anyone who doesn't know much about Pokemon to be able to play too if they want, and it's easier to just use the generator and go by whatever the picture looks like, than to get a number and have to go crawling through Pokemon fansites to find out which one it is. XD)
Klingklang. So much for Mawile being the only Steel type. Wait, it must be solid silver! The battle of gold and silver Pokemon wages on for centuries.
You're a contestant on the gameshow "Dealmaker" and the host asks you if you to choose between the small box or curtain number 3. Even though you have a good hunch that the box is filled with gold nuggets, you choose the curtain. Behind it is...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 23, 2013 19:34:32 GMT -5
...freaking. Magikarp. You are jeered off the air with the stereotypical worst prize possible.
But, Unova Idol is coming back for a return season and they decide to put you on the show out of pity. You sing your heart out, and you think you did pretty well, until you receive a series of scathing criticisms from the first judge...
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Post by Lizica on Jul 23, 2013 21:38:37 GMT -5
The first judge is a Treecko. He Leers at you. But what does a Grass-type know? The second judge, a Whismur, thought you were fantastic.
So you move into the next round! You have to sing a duet with...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 23, 2013 23:25:34 GMT -5
...Nidoking. Unova votes, and it turns out that Roar does not translate well into calling in. You both are dragged into the bottom three, and right before the last pair is announced, the show spontaneously cuts to a ridiculous commercial featuring...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 14:19:29 GMT -5
(This game looks like way too much fun.)
... Mamoswine. It's one of those cheesy local used-car commercials with a guy in a tweed jacket and his Mamoswine sidekick trying to convince you that they're trustworthy. Unfortunately most of the cars seem to have been crushed and/or gored by some large animal. No idea why.
The next commercial is for an upcoming primetime drama about a gritty crime scene investigator who happens to be a...
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Post by Celestial on Jul 24, 2013 14:31:51 GMT -5
...oshawott. Do not be fooled by his small stature for this little pokemon cares about only one thing: justice. It will use its adorable looks to lull their enemies into a false sense of security before striking with its surprising sharp intellect and scalchop powers to solve any crime.
You're going to your best friend's wedding only to discover that your best friend has replaced you as best man/maid of honour for a...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 14:46:34 GMT -5
... Bronzong. Guess she really wanted those wedding bells a'ringin'.
But that's not all! The wedding planner also happens to be a...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 24, 2013 14:51:46 GMT -5
...Paras. They couldn't afford a trip to France for their wedding, so they picked the next best thing: a horrible wordplay.
But now it's time to go to school, because everyone in the Pokémon world who isn't a trainer already is less than ten years old. You go to homeroom and sit next to a youngster, who is bragging about his top percentage (yet illegally used) Pokémon...
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Post by icon on Jul 24, 2013 14:51:52 GMT -5
...Rattata. Jeez Youngster Joey, give it a break!
Vacation! You decide to take a few days off and relax at one of your favorite camping spots. The time off is uneventful for the most part- at least until the last day when, while hiking in the woods, you accidentally uncover a...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 15:00:56 GMT -5
... Magcargo. Barring the third-degree burns, at least now you won't have to make your own fires any more! Copious amounts of marshmallows are to be had.
Except, it turns out all of your marshmallows have been stolen by a...
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Post by Coaster on Jul 24, 2013 15:05:06 GMT -5
...Whirlipede. Turns out it didn't appreciate you using its appendages as skewers, and decided to reclaim them.
In an attempt to catch up to it and reclaim your marshmallowy goodness, you send out your classroom's fastest Pokémon...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2013 15:08:45 GMT -5
... Kabutops. It slices, it dices, you're not actually sure whether or not it's got a higher base Speed than Whirlipede. Maybe?
Unfortunately, the Whirlipede's got a friend, and it's one angry...
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Post by Celestial on Jul 24, 2013 18:52:05 GMT -5
...Walrein. It flops over to you and bares its tusks, waving them at you to get you to back off. You suspect that it will charge you if you do not get out of here fast.
Luckily, you are saved by a friendly wild...
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