The scenario game

[Birdy]

(XD You're welcome, Kina! ^-^)


C.

At first you wonder why he's saluting you, but then you notice the Space Faerie's right behind you!

A. 8D SHINYSHINYJOYYAY! *tackles the Space Faerie*
B. Scream in fear and run cower behind Zorlix.
C. Screech "IT WAS ZORRY!" and point at Zorlix.
D. That's not the Space Faerie! That's a flying llama with fire-breathing fingers from the planet Eyerokmaisox and it's come to steal all the zippers from our shoes! OH NOES! D8


(True, but I could always go back in time and undo it, you know... >3)

[Lizica]

C.

The Space Faerie gives you an odd look, then says, "Guilty conscience, eh? So it was YOU who sabotaged my Faerie Racer!" Zorlix commands the Kreludan Grundos to arrest you immediately.

A. I--who--what--Racer--Faerie--space-time--not my fault--I didn't--*continue babbling nonsensically*
B. I'M INNOCENT, I SAY, INNOCENT! *sob hysterically*
C. D=< YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE! *pwn all the Grundos with your rolled up newspaper*
D. Hail down the Millenium Falcon to save you.
E. Hail down a galactic taxi to pick you up.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

B.

GM pats your back while frowning at the Space Faerie. Murmuring under his breath, he pulls out a stack of papers and clears his throat. "My friend is innocent! If you don't believe us, then I'll see you in court!" You:

A. Hug GM softly
B. Sob happily
C. Stick out your tongue childishly at Zorry, the Grundos and the Space Faerie
D. Admire GM for his bravery

[Jina]

C.

The Space Faerie, sick of this nonsense, kills you. You go to the afterlife, where unfortunately GM cannot meet you due to the fact that he is eternally alive. You:

A. Go on a quest to become a ghost so you can meet GM again.
B. Go into the afterlife so you can meet anyone who's ever died.
C. Sit in the between state, for no reason.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

A.

Determined to become a ghost (not only to see GM again, but also to have fun and haunt the Space Faerie), you float around, looking for someone who can help you. Unfortunately, you have the feeling that someone is stalking you. You:

A. Whirl around and call out
B. Ignore this feeling and continue on your search to become a ghost
C. Gnash your "teeth" in fury and act hostile in an attempt to scare away this monster!
D. Break down sobbing

[Jina]

A.

It turns out that the person who was stalking you was, in fact, one of the doctors you killed on page 1. You...

A. Help bring him back to life, losing the opportunity to become a ghost.
B. Ignore him and keep trying to become a ghost.
C. Get into an epic duel with him, hoping to banish him from the afterlife.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

C.

You're about to lose when Mary~Sue~Reve comes down and banishes the doctor with a whirl of her supremely awesome, shiny staff of awesome. You:

A. Bow down respectfully
B. Ask politely for Mary~Sue~Reve to help you become a ghost
C. Fangirl Mary~Sue~Reve
D. Stare at the SHINY staff in awe while drooling up a storm

[Jina]

C - It is, of course, the only real option.

Mary~Sue~Reve says that you are not fangirling her enough. It is because of this that you realise - it isn't Mary~Sue~Reve at all! It is, in fact, her evil twin, Evil*Mary*Sue*Reve. You:

A. Find Mary~Sue~Reve and ask for help.
B. Fight Evil*Mary*Sue*Reve.
C. Report Evil*Mary*Sue*Reve to the authorities.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

A, of course!

You send a stunning blow to Evil*Mary*Sue*Reve before fleeing to find Mary~Sue~Reve! On the way, your stalker a.k.a the evil doctor smacks you on the head, knocking you out.

When you wake up...

A. You see the REAL, SUPREMELY AWESOME AND COOL AND ~Mary~Suish~ Mary~Sue~Reve standing before you!
B. You're in the territory of Warrior cats!
C. You're back on Kreludor, with the frustrated Space Faerie looming before you, Zorry staring at you angrily and GM standing by you loyally

[Jina]

A.

Mary~Sue~Reve pwns everyone. Including you. You go to your afterlife-home and cry. Then, you:

A. Go on a quest for revenge against Mary~Sue~Reve.
B. Keep crying.
C. Go pwn the stalker-doctor, even though Mary~Sue~Reve has already done that.

[Aizar]

B.

You find you cried so much you're now drowning in a river of tears, quite literally. You..

A. Build a boat.
B. Start swimming.
C. Cast a spell so you can breathe underwater.
D. Capture a fish and ride it.

[Jina]

A.

It turns out that the whole of the afterlife is flooded, and in order to fix the problem they are making someone in the real world build an ark so they can pull the Noah stunt again. You:

A. Use the drain as a way to get back to the real world and become a ghost.
B. Point out that they don't need an ark, people can just climb mountains.
C. Pull the plug early, destroying most life on earth.

[Aizar]

B.

But people start rebelling and telling you you're stupid and otherwise heckling you for believing that mountains are the best solution. You:

A. Climb a mountain yourself and laugh as the nay-sayers all drown.
B. Force them to climb the mountains, using force as neseccary.
C. Decide that they are right and try to come up with some other solution.

[Jo]

B.
Using brute force, you push them up the mountains! But then you notice a little girl left behind. Do you:

A. Rush back to save her, risking your own life!
B. Ask someone with magical flying powers to save her
C. Let her drown >D

[Deleted]

B.

Unfortunately, the person with magical flying powers finds your unwillingness to sacrifice yourself horrifyingly selfish, and decides to deliver to you an armor-piercing slap. How do you respond?

A. Discuss the nature of humans.
B. Apologize and go on a seemingly infinite rant over how you're an immoral, innately selfish person, ignoring the fact that the person with magical flying powers does not care.
C. Retaliate with another slap!
D. "Oh, what the fish, I can't waste time doing this. I'll go save the girl."
E. Discuss the nature of jellybeans.