The scenario game

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B.

It's GM! AGAIN! He glomps you, but the glomp is so powerful you both fly off a cliff! You two use the power of friendship to...
A. Teleport out of Middle Earth
B. Get Chewbacca to forgive both of you and save you
C. Fly away unscathed

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

C.

You and GM grow wings and fly back to the edge of the cliff. Enraged, Chewbacca apparently forgets that you can now fly and pushes you both off again. Now you're enraged, so you fly back on and:

A. Assasinate Chewy
B. Count to ten to calm down and ask Chewy to join you and GM
C. Fling another rock at Chewbacca's head with all your strength and frolick in the fields while collecting flowers with GM

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B.

Chewbacca decides to forget that you attempted to assassinate him, and agrees to join you two and be friends. GM decides to forgive Chewy for throwing him out of an airlock twice.
You three decide to instead, assassinate...

A. the Daleks
B. Gandalf
C. Parlax (and later face Birdy's wrath)
D. the abombinable snowman

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

(Definitely not C. XD)

D.

GM stares at you blankly, then shakes his head. He fumbles in his pocket for a moment and pulls out a crumpled piece of paper, which he promptly unfolds with his large hands. He shoves it in your face.

On the paper, you see a list of names. GM explains that he composed the list after you asked him if he wanted to become an assasin. On top of the page, the name Chewbacca is crossed out. The other names are:

A. Justin Bieber
B. Sloth
C. Jhudora
D. Pikachu
E. Edward Cullen
F. Stephenie Meyer
G. The Zafara Assasin
H. NTWF Chicken

Which one will you choose?

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G.

All three of you agree to assassinate the Zafara Assassin. What you don't know is that she's right behind you, listening to your plan.

She suddenly attacks! Chewy tries to throw her out of an airlock, but there aren't any around in Middle Earth. GM is running around screaming. No time to think! You:

A. Pull out a wand and cast Direct Damage for 100 hp
B. haste to make your team members faster
C. Scream, "EX-TER-MIN-ATE!"

[Jina]

C.

However, it does nothing. Zafara assassin stabs GM ((=D)), and the tries to stab Chewy, but his hair gets in the way. He throws the Zafara assassin off a cliff, but she hangs on the edge, so you...

A. Kick her off.
B. Ask her to join you.
C. Push Chewy off then help her up.
D. Throw GM's body on her.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

(D8< *whacks Jina with Milaia* *proceeds to sob hysterically*)

A.

Rage blinds you as you see a dead GM. He's gone. He's gone. And now, you're going to get revenge. First, you stab her hand. Then, you pull her ears rather violently. And finally, you kick her off. She falls off screaming in pain and horror. After that, you:

A. Revive GM
B. Turn GM into a ghost by painting him with a Ghost PB
C. Absorb GM's soul so that he'll always be with you

[Jina]

C.

He's always with you, but all he can do is stop you feeling lonely. Unfortunately, he can't speak to you or do anything for you. =D

Now, you decide to:

A. Make a new friend.
B. Earn some cash.
C. Go on a world-saving adventure.
D. Go home and rest.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

(Haha, nice try, Jina. But I'm not about to let GM go. D8<)

D.

Traumatized by GM's death, you decide to go home to rest. Suddenly, Chewy appears before you and tells you that there's a way to help you get GM back, though not in his physical form. Eagerly, you accept and he explains to you that you must save the world and retrieve a ~magical~ sword. You:

A. Team up with Roxton to save the world from disaster
B. Ask Chewbacca for more details, such as WHO this villain that you must beat is
C. Search for the sword (and after you find it, give up on saving the world and settle down in Tabloid Town)

[Jina]

(Aw, Kina, you have to. It's all part of the grieving process. =D)

A.

However, Roxton is too busy answering questions about the last plot, so you can't. How sad. You go back to bed, and when you wake up the next morning...

A. The sky is grey.
B. You are falling through space.
C. Someone has destroyed the last remaining part of GM's soul.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

(NEVER! *cackles*)

A

You shrug and decide to instead ask Parlax for help. Unfortunately, Birdy decides to tag along as well, since she wants to keep her precious Parrykinz safe. Since you don't have much cash, you become stowaways and get on a ship! That's when you realize that you don't know where to go! Someone taps your shoulder and you turn around to see:

A. Chewbacca! He gives you a map and disappears!
B. GM! He escape from inside you and became a ghost! ()
C. Roxton! He fled from his fans because he was haunted by your tempting offer!
D. The Zafara Assasin! She wants to come with you!

[Jina]

D.

But, you can't trust her, so you throw her off the side of the ship. She starts flying (because apparently she has wings now), and shooting at you, so you...

A. Throw whatever you can find back at her.
B. Steer the ship in weird patterns so she can't hit you.
C. Grow wings yourself, take to the sky, and start wrestling in mid air.

[Birdy]

B.

Somehow, you hit a rift in the Space/Time Continuum, and are transported back in time to just before the Zafara Assassian killed GM.

Now what?

A. SAVE GM! 8D
B. Let GM die. He was a lousy friend anyway.
C. Have a mental breakdown at suddenly being flung through time and space.
D. Hug Chewie.
E. Oh, look! Something shiny! *stares*

[Lizica]

A.

You rush at the Zafara Assassin and thwack her with a spare newsapaper you find on the ground, thus knocking her unconscious and saving GM. However, two of yourself present at one location in time causes a tremendous paradox in the space-time continuum!

A. THE WHOLE UNIVERSE GOES KABLOOEY!!!
B. You find your being teleported to a void, given a choice between several times and places to choose from.
C. You are approached by a wacky scientist holding the controls for a time machine.
D. You wake up in your bed on the grey, grey day and find that it was all a dream! ...But then that means GM is dead again. Dang.

[Kina, Grovyle Fangirl]

(BIRDY! THANK YOU! 8D *glomptacklehugsquishes*)

C.

Ooooooooh! Shiny! GM shakes your shoulders, trying to snap you out of your stupor. Dazed, you press a button and the scientist suddenly flees while screaming shrilly. You travel back in time again, this time to the future and a thief whooshes past you. GM grabs him and Fyora comes rushing to you. She blesses GM with eternal life and presents you with a million NP. YAY!

Suddenly, the thief kicks you in the stomach and you faint. When you wake up, you're:

A. Floating in space with GM holding a map
B. In a bed. GM brings you a plate of chocolate chip cookies.
C. On Kreludor. Zorlix comes toward you and salutes.
D. At NTAG! GM is a new member there.

(GM is still blessed with eternal life, mind you!)