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Post by Aizar on Apr 22, 2010 12:01:22 GMT -5
C.
Now you've begun a slapping battle! Oh, look, the poor girl drowned while you were fighting. You...
A. Feel awful and vow never to get in a slapping battle again.
B. Cheer because you're evil like that.
C. Hold a funeral. Right at that moment.
D. Continue the slapping battle with the person with flying magical powers because you didn't even notice. (Bad you.)
E. Dive into the water and resurrect her! Then resume slapping the person with magical flying powers.
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Post by icon on Apr 23, 2010 8:22:46 GMT -5
E
What the? You can't do that! It's cheating!
But if you're going to cheat, so be it. Using your newfound cheaty-powers, you decide to... You save the little girl, and slap the magical flying power person into next year so they never come back.
A. Revive GM so he'll always hang out with you
B. Stop the flood from rising, then make it go back down
C. Use your powers to escape this place forever and never come back to this dumb game
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Post by Birdy on May 2, 2010 23:46:44 GMT -5
C.
But just then, Birdy, who has no idea what's going on, appears, and starts, abusing, commas!
What, do, you, do?
A. OH NO, THAT GIRL IS ABUSING COMMAS! (WHAT TIME IS IT?)
B. Knock her out.
C. Give her a Parlax Plushie in hopes of making her stop.
D. Oh, no! This is horrible! Someone should call a Doctor!
E. Just leave like you originally planned.
F. Have an emotional/mental breakdown from the horror of it all.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on May 3, 2010 20:11:00 GMT -5
B.
You blast a fireball at her, causing her to go up in flames. When she gets knocked out, you douse the flames and realize that Birdy is really, really badly burned.
So D.
But when the doctor comes, he calls the afterlife police and you're on the run! You:
A. Kill the doctor, realizing that he's the evil doctor from before! Then you kill the police.
B. Scream, "OH. EM. GEE! A FLYING PARLAX!!!!" and flee.
C. Use the little girl to bribe the police into letting you go.
D. Eat pie.
E. Jump off a cliff in hopes that this is all a dream.
F. Ask the Parlax Advice Giver Machine for advice.
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Post by Birdy on May 3, 2010 21:28:42 GMT -5
B.
"OHMYWORD WHERE?!" Birdy screams as she sits bolt upright, suddenly alive.
The doctor and police scream like little girls and run away.
Now what?
A. Keep running!
B. Go back for Birdy.
C. Have an emotional/mental breakdown from the horror of it all.
D. Look for a kumquat.
E. Look for a Darblat.
F. Look for a Llama.
G. Look for a Dalek.
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Post by icon on May 3, 2010 22:05:40 GMT -5
G. But there is no Dalek. Do you decide to look for GM?
A. Yes
B. No
C. Yes, but later
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Post by Birdy on May 3, 2010 23:21:19 GMT -5
B.
Because Daleks are way cooler than GM.
Right?
A. Of course!
B. No way!
C. Kumquat!
D. The Doctor pwns the Daleks any day!
E. Emu!
F. ...Who's GM? D:
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on May 4, 2010 14:23:35 GMT -5
B. Because Daleks are made of epic failure compared to GM.  After you say that, the little girl suddenly turns into a Dalek! You: A. Pray that GM comes to save you B. Use Birdy as a shield C. Yawn, and insult Dalek D. Eat pie E. Sleep on the spot F. Eat Dalek |
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Post by icon on May 7, 2010 8:48:27 GMT -5
A.
And he does! So you now have both a Dalek AND GM! You...
A. Celebrate!
B. Throw the dalek off the cliff
C. Throw GM off the cliff
D. None of the above
E. All of the above
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Post by Birdy on May 7, 2010 17:47:50 GMT -5
C.
The Dalek is impressed with your 1337 extermination skillz and offers you the position of Dalek Leader.
A. Accept! Awesome, I get to lead the Daleks!
B. Decline. (And thus get promptly exterminated.)
C. Hug the Dalek.
D. Ask the Dalek to shoot GM with it's shooty-thing to ensure GM never comes back.
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Post by Lizica on May 22, 2010 21:12:22 GMT -5
B.
The Daleks are just about to exterminate you when you start mumbling to yourself, recounting all the times you've been killed in the course of this game.
The Daleks confer and decide that you're a special case and exterminating you wouldn't do any good (because you'd find some way to come back...again). But they still want to destroy you, so they escort you at gunstalk-point to....
A. Doctor Sloth.
B. Azkaban.
C. Jurassic Park.
D. A concert performed by a merged band consisting of heavy metal singers, incomprehensible rappers, and Disney wannabe rockstars.
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Post by icon on May 22, 2010 21:48:43 GMT -5
C.
You get eaten by a Tyrannosaurus. Is that cool or what?
1. Cool!
2. Awww...
3. Hey, wht's with numbers instead of letters?
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Post by Birdy on Jun 4, 2010 15:32:37 GMT -5
1. WOOHOO, NUMBERS! 8D The T-Rex is so shocked by the sudden change, he regurgitates you and you are once again a prisoner of the Daleks. The good news? The T-Rex ate GM.  So now what? A/1. Say to the Daleks, "Take me to your leader! "! B/2. Kumquats! C/3. Hug one of the Daleks! D/4. Kiss one of the Daleks! E/5. Hug AND kiss one of the Daleks! F/6. Shove Birdy off a cliff! G/7. Don a Fedora, hum the Indiana Jones theme, and flee for your life! |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 5, 2010 6:43:19 GMT -5
B/2.
So, yeah... Suddenly, kumquats everywhere! They practically bury the Daleks, although that probably won't last for very long.
A/1. Buried by kumquats too. -__-
B/2. Buried by kumquats too. ^__^
C/3. NOT buried by kumquats. -__-
D/4. NOT buried by kumquats. ^__^
E/5. Pop culture reference!
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Post by icon on Jun 5, 2010 9:12:49 GMT -5
E/5
A cat pops up out of nowhere, asking for a "cheezburger", but he gets buried by the kumquats too. A/1 for the cat!
What's the number of all the Kumquats?
1. IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAND
2. 48,653.
3. I don't care!
4. One, two, three... oh, someone's coming!
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