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Post by Deleted on Oct 18, 2009 4:16:57 GMT -5
B.
Now, the NTWF chicken's PASSIONATE RAGE is so strong that it literally bursts into flames. And yet somehow it doesn't seem to be hurt. However, you catch on fire!
A. Grab a nearby fire extinguisher.
B. Grab a nearby bucket of water.
C. Stop, drop and roll.
D. Give in to your own PASSIONATE RAGE, and commence a BATTLE OF PASSIONATELY ANGRY COMBATANTS!
E. Pie.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Oct 18, 2009 10:05:30 GMT -5
B, then E.
You bathe yourself and GM in water from a bucket, then proceed share pie with him. The chicken clucks and steals the pie from you. You:
A. Cling to GM and start bawling hysterically, like when the two of you were wittle babies.
B. Chase the chicken while wielding a flaming torch.
C. Climb up a nearby ladder to the surface and plead to Kina that, if you give her millions and trillions and billions of cupcakes, she'll forgive you and help you retrieve your pie. And that gives her permission to kill you if you don't give her cupcakes.
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Post by Lizica on Oct 19, 2009 15:27:13 GMT -5
Aaaaaaalmost C, but then you decide that's much too risky.
So, B.
While you're chasing the NTWF chicken with a flaming torch, you stumble into a rocket at the bottom of the giant hole of the DUNGEONS OF DOOM, and then you trip and lose your grip on the torch, which sails into the air and lights the fuse of the rocket.
A. ...Dang. 0_0;;;
B. No! Wait, wait, this is good! GM! Chicken! Climb aboard, we're blasting outta this hole!
C. Hey. How come there's a rocket here, anyway? *pensive*
D. *hold back your companions* /=0 Wait! This must be a trap created by the warring cult-like Weewoos of Destruction! We mustn't fall prey to their evil ploy!
E. STAMP OUT THE FUSE, AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! D8
F. I just lit a rocket. Rockets explode! *pow!*
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Oct 19, 2009 17:36:16 GMT -5
E You and GM frantically throw pails of water that are handed to you by the chicken to the water. Except, instead of tossing out the water, you toss out the empty pails themselves (the water was drained by GM). *facepalm* A. Ooh! Purdy explosions! 8D B. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! GM, DON'T DRINK THE WATER! DX C. *scream and cling to GM, crying hysterically* D. *kick the NTWF chicken towards the flames* YOU BAD!  |
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Post by Aizar on Oct 22, 2009 9:31:05 GMT -5
A.
....eventually you wake up after being knocked unconscious from the rocket going off. You find yourself on Kreludor (somehow you were riding the rocket and that's where it brought you). You look up to see a bunch of purple and orange grundos surrounding GM and asking him questions. You...
A. Attack the grundos! No one hurts GM on your watch!
B. Barter with the grundos for passage back to Neopia.
C. Teach the other grundos the chicken dance.
D. Throw water on all the other grundos because you're afraid they might go off like the rocket did.
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Post by Lizica on Oct 27, 2009 23:12:14 GMT -5
A.
...They came in peace, man. T__T Why are you being so jumpy?
Well, anyway, your grundo assault was not received well. You are tied to the Kreludor meteor while GM and the NTWF chicken are ordered to stay away and shake their heads in shame for you. You're told by the Orange and Purple Grundo leaders that shortly, Parlax is going to teach you a lesson.
A. Sigh and accept your fate.
B. Wait for the rabid Parlax fans to mob the scene and free you.
C. I played for Kreludor last year during the Altador Cup! Honest, I swear!! D8
D. Break the cords with superhuman strength and escape!
E. See if there's anything inside the meteor you're tied to.
F. Teach the other grundos the chicken dance.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Dec 25, 2009 17:27:30 GMT -5
*revives*
B.
You scream "PARLAX!!!!"
As if on cue, a mob of screaming fangirls come to the scene, looking frantically for Parlax. They spot him carrying a blade and immediately surround him, squealing and huggling him. The blade comes flying out of his hand, which GM promptly uses to free you. YAY!
Suddenly, Zorlix cries out, "OUR PRISONER IS FREE!"
And the Grundos track you down with flaming torches, ignoring the suffering Parlax.
A. You steal one of their ships and fly down to Neopia with GM immediately
B. You scream "A METEORITE!" in an attempt to distract them while you steal all their stuff and flee on a ship
C. You and GM hide behind a building.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 25, 2009 22:14:23 GMT -5
C.
While you are there, GM takes the opportunity to tell you everything about his/her life, from his/her trauma-free childhood to how he/she likes pumpkin pie with arugula on top. This has grown rather boring, hasn't it? What do you do to escape this?
A. Point out a conveniently-located portal and lunge through it.
B. Wonder why those ships just vanished into thin air and walk over to them to see, ignoring the raging mobs of fangirls.
C. Use the power of quantum mechanics to...do something.
(It goes without saying that I have no idea who GM is.)
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Post by Jina on Dec 26, 2009 4:00:30 GMT -5
C.
You use quantum mechanics to go back in time, and rewrite anything that happened since reply #305.
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Post by Aizar on Dec 26, 2009 10:27:53 GMT -5
B.
GM (aka Grundo Minion) is scared of Chewbacca and begins running away. You...
A. Sigh in relief. No more boring stories!
B. Scold Chewbacca for scaring GM.
C. Run with GM!
D. Chase GM, tackle him, then wrap him up in duct tape so he has to meet Chewbacca.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Dec 26, 2009 10:55:35 GMT -5
(Nat, GM stands for Grinder Minion and once worked for Sloth, but is now the character's BEST friend)
D.
Actually, you have NO idea who Chewbacca is, but you being you, you're delighted to meet someone new. And you're taking Grinder Minion down with you, since you're the BEST OF FRIENDS!
Chewbacca offers you a cupcake, which you accept. A shriek of rage and Kina tumbles into you, while whacking you with Milaia, her sceptre. Chewbacca escapes. You:
A. Scream "PARLAX!", thinking she's a fangirl (when she ain't)
B. ATTACK!
C. Throw up your arms in defense and wait for GM to save you
D. Vow revenge against Chewbacca
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Post by Jina on Dec 26, 2009 15:14:34 GMT -5
((Grinder or Grundo? xD))
B.
You being the hero, Kina loses easily and fall into a lava pit of fiery doom. You get Chewbacca back, but then you are bored. So, you:
A. Go skydiving with GM and Chewbacca
B. Go scuba diving with Chewbacca
C. Go diving-board-ing with GM
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Post by Aizar on Dec 26, 2009 15:33:56 GMT -5
B.
Chewbacca, being a hairy wookie from Star Wars, begins smelling when he gets wet. You...
A. Get a blow drier and dry him off.
B. Get noseplugs.
C. Actually like the smell of wet wookie
D. Tell Chewy to go back to Han Solo.
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Post by Jina on Dec 26, 2009 15:51:46 GMT -5
D.
So now you're all alone. You decide with your newfound freedom to:
A. Go exploring the world.
B. Take down the evil dictator of the Subboard Islands.
C. Become an assassin.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Dec 26, 2009 17:20:16 GMT -5
(It's Grinder XD)
C.
You suddenly realize that GM is gone. You look around frantically and realize he's having some ice cream. He offers you one and you tell him that you want to be an assasin. You ask him if he wants to be your partner in crime. GM agrees and ask who they'll assasinate first.
A. Sloth (That green-thing deserves to die!)
B. Fyora (That goody two shoes...)
C. Gorix (He didn't help Parlax!)
D. Chewbacca
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