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Post by icon on Dec 27, 2009 12:11:24 GMT -5
D.
You and GM decide that Chewy is your best option for now. You and GM hitch a ride on a ship and attempt to track down Chewbacca and Han Solo. Suddenly you realize- you and GM are on the Millenium Falcon, the Ship belonging to Han and Chewy themselves! You hear footsteps coming across! No time to think! Do you and GM:
A. climb into a hidden smuggling compartment
B. Stand and fight!
C. Attempt to bribe them
D. Dive out the window
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Post by Aizar on Dec 27, 2009 13:58:42 GMT -5
C.
Han Solo bribes pretty easily (being that sort of person), but Chewy just glares at you and makes growly noises. Uh oh...
A. Assassinate Chewy then and there!
B. Hide behind Han Solo
C. Hide behind GM
D. Use the Force on Chewy!
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Post by Jina on Dec 27, 2009 15:14:34 GMT -5
D.
Unfortunately, you know nothing of the Force. Chewy picks up GM and throws him out an airlock. You run away, steal a spacebike, and head out to find someone that will help you kill Chewy.
A. Yoda
B. Darth Vader
C. The Daleks
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Post by Birdy on Dec 27, 2009 19:03:58 GMT -5
C!
You run up to a group of Daleks.
"HELP! HELP!" you scream. "Chewy just threw GM out an airlock!"
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE! EX-TER-MIN-ATE!" the Daleks scream.
You...
A. Are thrilled! They're going to help you, and are excited to do so!
B. Scream and run for your life.
C. Touch one and promptly burst into flames.
D. Stare at them. Shiiiiiiiiiiny robots. @.@
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Post by Jina on Dec 27, 2009 21:48:24 GMT -5
C.
You are not a phoenix, so you find yourself in the afterlife. You:
A. Decide to become a ghost and haunt the Daleks
B. Find Daleks that are in the afterlife and make peace
C. Find Chuck Norris, who exists both in and out of the afterlife at the same time
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Post by Lizica on Dec 29, 2009 2:03:49 GMT -5
C.
Surely Chuck Norris will teach you his fighting arts, and then you can get back on track to being an afterlife assassin! On your way over to Chuck Norris's place, you see an entire house made of gingerbread and gumdrops, right beside a house made of asparagus and cheesebread!
A. Ooh! Nom on the gingerbread house.
B. Yum! Nom on the asparagus and cheesebread house.
C. Why settle for less? Take a bit of both.
D. Knock on the doors and offer to get a decent contractor to build the owners inedible houses.
E. Knock on the doors and ask to take a doggie bag of their houses with you on your quest to find Chuck Norris.
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Post by Jina on Dec 29, 2009 2:10:22 GMT -5
A.
However, the ginger tastes like oysters. So, you move on. Unfortunately, you get lost.
A. Use a compass to find Chuck Norris' house.
B. Don't bother going to find Chuck Norris.
C. Teleport to Chuck Norris.
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Post by Aizar on Dec 29, 2009 14:56:41 GMT -5
A.
But Chuck Norris is too pwn-some to be found by a mere compass, so you get even lost-er. You...
A. Buy a new compass at the handy compass store across the road.
B. Toss away the compass and accidently hit an angry Skeith on the head with it.
C. Draw a map.
D. Somehow blunder back into GM again.
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Post by Jina on Dec 29, 2009 17:16:26 GMT -5
B.
The angry Skeith chases you all the back to life. However, things have changed, because...
A. Hunty has taken over the universe.
B. Chewy killed everyone.
C. GM caused a revolution, and though he died in the process, everyone now worships you.
D. There's been a nuclear war, and everybody lives underground due to the zombie mutants.
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Post by Aizar on Dec 31, 2009 10:30:05 GMT -5
D.
You...
A. Find a weapon and start killing all the zombie mutants.
B. Become one of the zombie mutants.
C. Hide underground with everyone else.
D. Move to another planet.
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Post by Jina on Dec 31, 2009 15:50:20 GMT -5
D.
You go to the planet of Thatthingyoudidyesterday. Here, you go to an ice cream stall, being run by...
A. GM
B. A Dalek
C. A zombie mutant
D. Chewy
E. A fish-person
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Post by icon on Jan 1, 2010 14:26:47 GMT -5
A.
As you order your triple-scoop rainbow sherbet-chocolate mocha-strawberry daquiri (with extra sprinkles), you realize that GM is the Ice cream person! You...
A. Embrace GM in a big hug
B. Punch GM for being stupid enough to get tossed out of an airlock
C. Ignore GM and eat your ice cream (which is starting to melt...)
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Post by Jina on Jan 1, 2010 19:39:55 GMT -5
C.
You decide to open your own ice cream stand, called:
A. GM's Ice Cream Is Horrible Ice Cream.
B. My Ice Cream
C. The Ice Cream Parlor of DOOM
D. Over 9000! Ice Cream
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Post by icon on Jan 1, 2010 19:56:26 GMT -5
D.
You call it the Over 9000! Ice cream stand, and claim that it has over 9000 flavors. It's really only 20 flavors, which GM just found out. Look out, now he's...
A. Suing you for false advertisement
B. Crying that you ignored him
C. Throwing ice cream at you
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Post by Jina on Jan 1, 2010 20:00:25 GMT -5
B.
His tears are frozen, and make an ice cream so popular you go out of business. So, you...
A. Punch him.
B. Go into the punch-making business
C. Start telling bad jokes at a bar
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