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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Sept 10, 2009 7:49:58 GMT -5
((This thread is dyiiiiiiiiing! I'm going to have fix this problem))
C
You show off your awthum fangs, causing the Petpets to back away slowly. Then, a giant Magtile rears and bites you. As you lose consciousness, you see GM a.k.a Grinder Minion, your Grundo friend, whack the Magtile with a club. When you wake up, you're greeted by:
A. The sight of a cell with Grinder Minion crying in a corner.
B. Grinder Minion's face. He tells you to eat some food with a bunch of gypsies.
C. White walls, a white bed, a bunch of machines attached to you. You're in a hospital again and GM is on a bed beside you!
D. Sloth! Eeeeeeeeeeep! 0_0
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Post by Aizar on Sept 12, 2009 19:45:09 GMT -5
B.
GM brings you to the camp of gypsies and puts some food up front of you. You...
A. Refuse to eat the food.
B. Eat the food and turn into a gecko from the magic dust sprinkled on top of it.
C. Taste the food and immediately grimace from it's awful taste, thereby insulting the gypsies' cooking. Their leader turns you into an ape because of this.
D. Share your recipe for carrotcake with the gypsies. Then make carrotcake.
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Post by WiP on Sept 12, 2009 19:52:31 GMT -5
D.
All the gypsies make a carrotcake and insist you take a bite out of each one. They all taste horrible! You...
A. Pretend to eat the cakes, pouring the food in your lap.
B. Make a mention of the gypsies' low intelegence.
C. Show them what they did wrong.
D. RUN.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Sept 13, 2009 1:06:38 GMT -5
C.
You show them what they did wrong. They put magic on it, dusty, icky magic that is nothing like Kina's magic. *cough* Anyway, you remember the magic toppings Kina gave you once upon a time and decide to give them all toppings. Suddenly:
A. Someone drains all the magic from the toppings. It was Krawley, disguised as the Pink Elephante Gypsy!
B. Someone realizes that you insulted their cooking and forms a mob against you and GM.
C. GM gasps and points at Krawley, disguised as the Pink Elephante Gypsy, who is stealing the toppings!
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Post by Birdy on Oct 4, 2009 13:23:00 GMT -5
B.
Oh, dear. You and GM are now running for your lives. You'd keep running, except you run into someone.
You look closer, and gasp. It's...
A. ...Gilly!
B. ...Sophie!
C. ...Bruno!
D. ...Reginald!
E. ...Your Clones!
F. ...Birdy!
G. ...Kina!
H. ...Rider!
I. ...Nat!
J. ...Reve!
K. ...Commander Valka!
L. ...Gorix!
M. ...A Snowbeast!
N. ...Magax!
O. ...Hubrid Nox!
P. ...Queen Fyora!
Q. ...Jhudora!
R. ...Ariana!
S. ...Sloth!
T. ...Commander Gormos!
U. ...The Pant Devil!
V. ...A Weewoo!
W. ...A Meepit!
X. ...An Unconverted MSPP Poogle!
Y. ...Sloth AND Fyora!
Z. ...STONEMAN3X!!!
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Oct 4, 2009 16:59:47 GMT -5
G.
Like oh my gosh, it's Kina! She looms over you, paws crossed across her chest, eyes narrowed. You cower beneath her gaze and gasp as she...GLOMPS you! The mob is quickly catching up. You:
A. Scream "Lookie thurr! I see an cupcakes!" in an attempt to divert her attention.
B. Scream "LOOK! 'TIS PARLAX!", not realizing that Kina is not a major fan
C. Shove Kina aside and run...and bump into Stoneman
D. Decide that, if you give Kina some decent studying tips, she'll help you escape
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Post by Birdy on Oct 4, 2009 18:47:27 GMT -5
C.
OH NOES, HE'S A STATUE!!!1!1111!11! DDDDDD8
A. Sob hysterically.
B. Shrug, and go give Kina some studying tips.
C. Sell him on e-bay for a bazzilion dollars.
D. Scream and pass out.
E. Ponder the meaning of life while munching on a cupcake.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Oct 7, 2009 17:35:50 GMT -5
E.
You munch on a cupcake. Kina screams and starting pounding the consciousness out of you. You die...or so you think. Nah, you basically just black out. When you awaken, Kina drops a dynamite cupcake in front of you and flees. The cupcake asplodes and you fly into the air. Where do you go?
A. Paris
B. New York
C. The North Pole! Brrrrrr!
D. The South Pole! You get slapped by penguins! =D
E. Sme magicalz worldz filld with nOobz and chtspek.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2009 7:23:24 GMT -5
D.
Crash-landing in the dry and frozen desert that is the South Pole, you find yourself surrounded by a group of winged penguins. (Don't ask.) They take you to their leader. To your shock, it's a polar bear! And her name is...
A. Bear.
B. Bear.
C. Bear.
D. Fluffykittens.
E. All of the above.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Oct 9, 2009 15:18:59 GMT -5
D
Fluffykittens, or just Fluffy, orders that you and GM are thrown into the dungeons to wait for a trial. You're confused on what crime you did. Suddenly, you see Kina hovering beside the polar bear, grinning evilly, and realize that she must have been allied with Fluffy!
A. Scream, "Why?!? How could you betray us?!?" to Kina
B. Ask how Kina knows Fluffy. Kina replies that Fluffy is her magical polar teddy bear who came alive! (I have a white teddy bear called Fluffy! =D) Her teeth are bared and you ponder what she'll do to you.
C. Let the penguins throw you and GM into the DUNGEONS OF DOOM! *cackle*
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Post by Lizica on Oct 15, 2009 21:54:19 GMT -5
A.
...And then, unfortunately, C. follows.
The winged penguins haul you off to the DUNGEONS OF DOOM and throw you and GM inside. But--aw crud!--it's a giant hole!
So you and GM fall into the dark hole of the DUNGEONS OF DOOM. And you haven't hit the bottom yet. Huh, how strange.
A. Pull out a parachute you've kept handy for just this kind of situation. You packed it in case you happened to be thrown into a bottomless pit in the South Pole. What good foresight!
B. Pull out a parachute you've kept handy for just this kind of situation--but it doesn't release! What lack of foresight!
C. Try to swim in the air and grab hold of the side of the hole.
D. Calculate the probability of this being a wormhole or a black hole.
E. Keep falling, go through the center of the Earth and somehow survive (and somehow continue falling), and you pop out at the North Pole!
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Oct 16, 2009 17:22:19 GMT -5
B.
You cling to GM for dear life, screaming about how you're too young to die and how you never got a chance to glomp Fluffy. Err...? Anyway, you land and you black out...again. When you wake up:
A. Kina drops another dynamite cupcake on you.
B. You're underground.
C. GM is doing the chicken dance.
D. You're in a state of stupor.
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Post by Aizar on Oct 17, 2009 8:13:17 GMT -5
C.
You ask him why he's doing this and he says he had to make an offering to the Chicken God in order to revive you. Okay...
A. The Chicken God turns you both into a pair of chickens.
B. A hungry NTWFer mistakes GM for a chicken and drags him off to roast him in an oven.
C. A bunch of feathers rain out of the sky and onto GM, burying him.
D. The Chicken God is displeased that you don't believe in him and so knocks you unconscious again.
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Post by Kina, Grovyle Fangirl on Oct 17, 2009 11:00:08 GMT -5
B
Screaming, you pull on GM, growling ferociously at the NTWFer. You start screaming about how he isn't a chicken. The Chicken God, angry that the NTWFer is trying to steal his worshipper, turns him/her into a chicken.
A. You decide to have payback on the NTWFer for trying to eat GM by roasting him/her
B. You all perform the chicken dance.
C. You walk away with GM, leaving the poor, poor chicken to cry.
D. You walk away with GM and the chicken follows you, amazed by your bravery.
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Post by Lizica on Oct 17, 2009 23:27:11 GMT -5
C.
But as you walk away, you hear the NTWF chicken's pathetic sobs and feel sorry for him/her. So you backtrack, recommend s/he go visit the Games and Interactive board to cheer them up, and then, as an added bonus, you give him/her a bag of chicken feed.
A. The NTWF chicken happily clucks off to the G&I boards with the feed.
B. The NTWF chicken flies into a passionate rage and starts pecking madly at your face for giving him/her such a pathetic gift after causing him/her to be chicken-i-fied.
C. The NTWF chicken timidly asks you to review his/her short story before s/he submits it.
D. The NTWF chicken asks you to gueststar in his/her upcoming comic series.
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