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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2008 19:32:02 GMT -5
E.
The White Weewoo Dance summons the White Weewoo of Tacos that will grant you one wish.
A. I wish the nuke wasn't aimed at me!
B. I wish I was a movie star! 8)
C. I wish I was the King/Queen of Tacos!
D. I wish for world peace! <3
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 17, 2008 23:12:09 GMT -5
B.
Now you are just a desirable, handsome/beautiful star, and you're just in a movie right now. Because you're a main character, you are equipped with the mighty CHARACTER SHIELD that can prevent any main character from dying! Well... unless the enemy is equipped with a weapon of plot that can break any character shield... and you don't know what the weapon looks like... it could be that bomb... Anyway! What do you do with your character shield?
A. Cover yourself with it so as to try to protect yourself from the nuke!
B. CHARGE! (With the shield.)
C. Duck behind someone!
D. Run!
E. Dance some more!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2008 8:13:16 GMT -5
E.
Oh noes! When you dance some more, the White Weewoo of tacos appears and says he's getting sick of this. He takes away your Character Shield.
A. Cry
B. Run
C. Dance hoping that Thudy will pont the nuke away from you.
D. Use a human shield!
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Post by Diana on Jul 18, 2008 13:56:15 GMT -5
C. Thank the god of dirigibles that you never took that dancing class when you were younger. You total nonskillz gives Thundy a seizure. What do you do now? A. Grab the nuke  B. Keep dancing in hopes that the White Weewoo of Tacos appears again. C. Act out the plot of the movie you're in, without your character shield of awesomeness. D. Eat somebody. E. Go somewhere else in the wonderful land of the NTWF. F. Try to un-seizure Thundy. G: Run off to some random person/character and fangirl over him/her. H. Follow the yellow brick road! (And get brick'd.) |
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Post by Lizica on Jul 18, 2008 16:39:45 GMT -5
F.
As you try to help Thundy, you glance over to the bomb beside you and realize that it's about to go off in thirty seconds! QUICK!
A. Pummel it into orbit.
B. Rewire and disengage the bomb.
C. Appeal to your movie crew.
D. Lose your head completely and run in circles. That always works.
E. Hurry and redirect the bomb at Neopia Central.
F. Hurry and redirect the bomb at Dr. Sloth's Ultra-Mega-Secret Lair Version 18.4.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2008 17:06:54 GMT -5
A.
Unfortunately, the bomb's path is obstructed by a meandering satellite. It explodes, and the poor, unsuspecting satellite shatters into millions of shards! A couple of shards, moving quite rapidly from the propulsion, are headed straight for you! Not only that, but Thundy is still convulsing! You...
A. Continue helping Thundy at the risk of your own life.
B. Run and leave Thundy for someone else to take care of.
C. Curse profusely and press the rewind button on your remote, hoping that you can have a do-over.
D. Smile for the camera.
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Post by Celestial on Jul 18, 2008 17:12:40 GMT -5
A.
You manage to get Thundy un-convulsing but the shards are still heading your way. They are too close to dodge and Thundy cannot help you with awesome weapons. You...
A. Calmly put your hand up and stop them in mid-air because there is no spoon.
B. Use Thundy as a human shield
C. Pray for a Deux Ex Machina
D. Sing about your imminent death
E. Figure out the meaning of your life just before it is extinguished
F. Hope you get better like that guy who was turned into a newt.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2008 18:20:58 GMT -5
D.
You actually start singing 'Who Are You', by The Who. It asplodes all the shards.
A. COOL!!!
B. Is Thundy okay?
C. Start singing 'Won't get Fooled Again' and hope that it rains ice cream.
D.Dance because you LIVED!
E. Sulk because you didn't get impaled by shards.
F. Stand still and hope nothing happens.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2008 20:18:35 GMT -5
B.
It turns out Thundy's just fine, except for one thing -- he seems to have some sort of minor amnesia, and can't remember the events during the seizure. With that, he scrambles to nuke you once again, and, left without a defense mechanism, you have no choice but to combat the one you just recently fought to protect. You...
A. Rush towards Thundy with the hope that he will be too startled to fire, giving you enough time to knock him out.
B. Find a stick on the ground and take a blind toss at Thundy, hoping it will strike him in time to save your life.
C. Run away, trying to retreat and buy enough time to come up with a better plan.
D. Run away, vowing that you will never fight Thundy as long as you live; you would rather make him into your friend.
E. Die knowing that you have not done so in vain -- at least you managed to keep someone else alive.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2008 7:49:14 GMT -5
C.
As you run away, the Evil Weewoo of Burritos steal the nuke and aims it at Tabloid Town.
A. NOOO!!!
B. Tabloids suck.
C. Try to stop the Evil Weewoo of Burritos
D. Do as song and dance routine!
E. Cry.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2008 8:43:10 GMT -5
E.
It seems as though your precious Tabloids will be destroyed soon. However, the Evil Weewoo of Burritos sees your tears and feels extremely guilty for his actions. In his moment of hesitation, you take a huge rock on the ground and lob it at the Weewoo. It hits him square on the head, and he slumps in his place, but his unconscious head hits the "LAUNCH" button on the nuke pad. An announcement is made that the nukes will launch in T-minus 15 seconds.
A. Oh well. I tried.
B. Tabloids suck.
C. Maybe they'll survive?
D. Run over and find an off switch -- NAO!
E. Cry again, hoping that it'll help once more.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 19, 2008 9:13:10 GMT -5
E.
Crying summons the Rainbow Weewoo of Pie, who does a song and dance routine and diffuses (is that the right word?) the nuke before it asplodes Tabloid Town. Then it pick you up and throws you into the depths of Games and Interactive.
A. OH NOES!!!!!!!!!!
B. Cool!
C. Ow! What the heck was that for?
D. Sing your favorite song!
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Post by Diana on Jul 19, 2008 20:09:19 GMT -5
C. You cry for a while, rubbing your throbbing head. Then you amble around a little. You notice a shadowy, wraithlike, insubstantial version of yourself on a keyboard, forcing you to perform actions like the Neopian Adventure Generator! A. Attack your alter ego from reality. B. Revive Lawyerbot and get him to pester your alter ego from reality with various legal reasons into ceasing control of you and buying you a sandwich. C. Wonder if the movie you're supposed to be in is actually a Matrix fanfiction. D. Shrug and go away. E. Run up to yourself and give him/her a big hug!  F. Dance! |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2008 11:47:41 GMT -5
E.
Your hug the alter-ego so hard that it's ribcage is crushed.
A. OMG TO THE HOPSTAL!!!
B. Ha ha ha!
C. Bye, dying alter ego!
D. Do a song and dance routine!
E. Go to a movie!
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Post by Lizica on Jul 21, 2008 23:34:10 GMT -5
A.
On the way to the hospital, the ambulance gets a flat tire, and they don't have a spare!
A. Sprint to the nearest store to buy a new tire.
B. Take your injured alter ego and hitchhike to the emergency room.
C. Chew out the ambulance team because it wasn't prepared.
D. Push your alter ego back into reality and run back to Games and Interactive to hide.
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