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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2008 19:08:13 GMT -5
D.
You get crushed, naturally. How do you handle your defeat?
A. By running around and popping every balloon known to mankind. They must pay!
B. Bragging that you won.
C. Throwing a party just to leave everything inflatable out. They will die a social death.
D. *shrug* Who cares?
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Post by Spoon on Mar 23, 2008 17:20:01 GMT -5
B
People ask for proof. How do you provide it?
A: Buy a Deflated Balthazar Plushie, and pretend
B: Attack anybody who doesn't believe you with your brilliant Battledome skills
C: Bribe Inflatable Balthazar to pretend that he lost
D: Admit that you didn't actually win
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Post by Deleted on Mar 23, 2008 19:31:13 GMT -5
C
Unfortunately, everyone knows you bribed him, because he can't put money into his fake pockets. What do you do now?
A. Kill them all. How dare they doubt you?!
B. Take a safety pin and ... *pop*
C. Pretend that the change was really Balthazar's and he just dropped it while trying to buy an ice cream cone! Yeah that's it...
D. Kick Balthazar. He should put on a better show than that!
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Post by Jina on Mar 23, 2008 22:44:54 GMT -5
D
Ooopps! Wrong Balthazar!
A. RRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!
B. Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
C. Bribe! Bribe! Bribe!
D. Randomly appear at the NTWF, away from Balthazar. Without sanity, that is possible.
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Post by xsoulweaverx on Mar 24, 2008 17:20:55 GMT -5
C.
You offer him a piece of cheese, but he doesn't want it. What now?
A. throw the cheese in his face. Everybody likes cheese!
B. Bribe him with something different
C. Flee for your life!
D. Play dead.
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Post by Jina on Mar 24, 2008 19:48:59 GMT -5
B
You bribe him with Brain Bleach, and when it fails you tip it on him. He forgot you kicked im, and hugs you.
A. You/Balthazar
B. Soul/Balthazar
C. You/Soul
D. Shipless... aww...
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Post by Birdy on Jul 16, 2008 18:58:15 GMT -5
D.
Now Balthazar's mad at Birdy for reviving this thread. How do you stop him from killing her?
A. MORE BRIAN BLEACH BRIBING, YAY! 8D *happydance*
B. Get Lawyerbot to explain to Balthazar in very flowery and legaly language exactly why he can't kill her due to the position of the sun over Terror Mountain and the non-existent Jelly World.
C. Thwack Balthazar over the head with an empty bottle of Brain Bleach, thus knocking him out and unable to kill anyone at all for the period in which he is unconscious.
D. Distract him with a shiny faerie.
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Post by Diana on Jul 16, 2008 19:07:00 GMT -5
B. Balthazar gets annoyed and eats Lawyerbot because Laywerbot has no jurisdiction over the NTWF, doing a disservice to Birdy, but a favor to everyone else.  Balthazar is now even more annoyed at you. What are you going to do now? A. Run away screaming. B. Try to smack him away by playing Whack-A-Kass with him as the plushie, which is now no longer named Kass Basher. C. Create a distraction; those rabid Tandrak Shaye fangirls over there in that conveniently located corner could be circling Illusen for autographs, right? D. Create a sob story about how miserable your life is to bore him to death and/or popping. |
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 16, 2008 20:45:10 GMT -5
C.
You quickly point over to the crowd and shout, "Look! A Faerie!". Balthazar looks over quickly, but as you start to run, the crowd disperses to reveal...
A. Tandrak Shaye
B. Fyora, in a very, VERY bad mood
C. Kass
D. Punchbag Sid!
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Post by Lizica on Jul 16, 2008 21:56:36 GMT -5
C.
Kass is signing autograph after autograph. You...
A. Convince Kass to sic all his Battledomer fans on Balthazar, then slink away unnoticed.
B. Shove everyone out of your way and scream, "OHMIGOODNESS, YOU'RESOAWESOMENESS!!!11!1!!one!!"
C. Attack Kass.
D. Consult Kass's (really creepy) demons.
E. Ignore everyone and walk to the Tombola.
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Post by Birdy on Jul 16, 2008 22:45:53 GMT -5
A. This works, because Birdy just happened to bag Kass a job at Pizzaroo. So as Birdy's slinking away unnoticed, and Balthy's getting attacked by rabidfans, a loud voice from no where shouts "SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!" So what happened? A. It starts raining... Mortogs?  B. Ooh! I found a cookie on the ground where zillions of muddy feet have trodden! =D Lucky me! C. LYK, EETS FOUNTAIN FAERIE QUEST! *spazz* D. The Pant Devil steals your jug of Brain Bleach. -_-; Yippie. |
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 16, 2008 23:33:32 GMT -5
A.
Many people start screaming as they are pelted by the many mortogs falling from the sky. A battered wizard-looking person runs up to you and yells, "Quick! You must help us! For you are the chosen hero of the realm and our only hope to stop this!" You...
A. Agree to help the wizard do... something...
B. Roll your eyes and find shelter to wait out the mortog rain.
C. Check and see if he's wearing a mask.
D. Ignore him and run off to dance with the mortogs.
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Post by Jina on Jul 17, 2008 0:02:49 GMT -5
A.
The wizard gives you a nuclear bomb. What do you do with it?
A. KABOOM! Byebye 'bloids!
B. Sell it to Thundy
C. Sell it to Thundy's worst enemy at a higher price than Thundy would pay
D. Take out all the radioactive bits and mutate the Mortogs.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 17, 2008 8:32:24 GMT -5
B.
Thundy is aiming the nuke at Thundy's worst enemy.
A. OMG, THUNDY STOP!!!
B.Schadenfreude. Hahaha.
C. Call the authorities.
D. Run away. Then run in circles.
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Post by Birdy on Jul 17, 2008 9:38:22 GMT -5
A.
Oh, great. Now it's pointed at YOU.
A. D8 *screamfaint*
B. O.O Shiny.
C. Run screaming.
D. Offer Thundy something shiny if he'll asplode the 'bloids with his shiny nuke.
E. Do the White Weewoo Dance.
f. 8D YAY! I get to be asplode'd! Wait...
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Balthazar is now even more annoyed at you. What are you going to do now?
