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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2008 7:59:02 GMT -5
D.
You tell your alter ego to go back to reality and go to the real world hospital.
As you run back to Games and Interactive, you trip on a rock and go flying into Splatterboard!.
A. Wheeee! Fun Splatterboard!
B.Yay! Tabloids!
C. NOOO!!!
D. OW!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2008 14:41:26 GMT -5
B.
You decide, since you're already there, to head over to the tabloids. It turns out Kit and Shade are having a huge argument (which rarely ever happens, so even that worries you). They seem to be getting quite violent in their arguments, throwing chairs and screaming when they feel threatened.
A. Run in the middle dramatically and hold your hands up. They need to stop.
B. Slink back and hope none of the spontaneously flying furniture hits you.
C. Lean against a wall. This is kind of fun to watch.
D. Jump into the argument yourself!
E. Push Speck into the middle and see her reaction!
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Post by Birdy on Jul 22, 2008 19:27:07 GMT -5
B. Unfortunately, this is not meant to be, and you get hit in the head with a Laz--E-Boy Recliner. You now have amnesia. A. YAY! 8D B. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D8 C. ... Those people are fighting. Did I do that? o.o D. Hey! Look at those two people screaming! 8D I WANNA SCREAM TOO! YAHHHHHHHHH!!! E. I... I can't remember who I am.  Help? Anyone? |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2008 19:53:29 GMT -5
C.
You wander outside, wondering what mayhem you've caused! Maybe you're a bad man (or woman)! Maybe you're wanted by the rest of the NTWF!
A. YAY! 8D
B. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! D8
C. I've got to run -- otherwise I'll be thrown in jail!
D. Hmm, I wonder who my cronies are.
E. I mean, do I at least get a cool villain name?
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Post by Lizica on Jul 23, 2008 0:43:26 GMT -5
E.
You rack your brain, but you can't seem to remember any villainous names you had. Should you create a brand new title to strike fear into the hearts of all?
A. The Blue Screen of Death!
B. Colonel Mustard? Mr. Green? Ms. Scarlet?
C. The Successor of Sloth! Fear me!
D. The Dark Weewoo of Poisonous Jelly! Mua ha ha ha ha!!
E. I'M NOT A VILLAIN, DARN IT. >.<#
F. Go up to that random person entering the NTWF and ask their opinion.
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Post by Birdy on Jul 23, 2008 9:04:31 GMT -5
A.
You walk up to a random NTWF and introduce yourself as "The Blue Screen of Death!"
Whoopsies. The NTWFer hear that, bugged thier eyes, screamed, and fainted.
A. YES! MY NEW EVIL NAME WORKS! >D AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*coughcoughchokehack* ...hahaha...
B. o.o; ... Oops?
C. D8 NOOOOOOOOO! I killed *NTWFer here*!!! *sobs* I'LL BE GOOD! I PROMISE! *sobs more*
D. Fling a bucket of ice-cold water over them to wake them up.
E. Cackle evilly, and go off in search of more victims.
F. Oh, lookit! *points* Pretty butterfly! 8D *stares transfixed at the NTWFer starts to wake up*
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2008 7:14:47 GMT -5
E.
As you run off to search for accomplices, however, the random NTWFer wakes up and searches for people with another purpose -- to warn them about you!
Still, as you're wandering through the countless back alleys of the NTWF, you stumble upon Rider, sleeping, against a dirty wall. "Oh, she looks like she could be a good sidekick!" you say excitedly, and you shake her to wake her up.
"What do you want?" she mumbles tiredly as her eyes flutter open. "You woke me up, and my head hurts, so this better be good."
"Um, well, how should I phrase this..." you wonder out loud. Thinking about it in your head, you decide to start off by saying:
A. "Hello, my name is The Blue Screen of Death!"
B. "I know it may not be a well-paying job sometimes..."
C. "Have you ever felt the thrill of making someone faint just by uttering your name?"
D. "I know not too many people around here are villains..."
E. "Follow me and do what I say! Now!"
F. "Well I like rum and you like rum (and everybody likes rum)..."
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2008 11:27:54 GMT -5
A.
Rider finds a cat launcher on the ground and launches cats at you. "You'll never take me alive, Blue Screen of Death!"
A. RIDER STOP!!!!111!!!!!
B. Yay! Kitties!
C. Use your *imaginary* blue powers!
D. Use YOUR cat launcher!
E. Run away!
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Post by Birdy on Jul 24, 2008 19:15:39 GMT -5
A.
"Stop!" you sob. "I love kitties!"
Rider doesn't stop.
"PLEASE!" you wail in a very un-villain-like way.
Rider just grins and
A. KEEPS LAUNCHING CATS AT YOU!
B. Stops, and apologizes. She also hands you a fluffy poofy white kitty. Every good villain needs a kitty to pet while plotting!
C. Shouts "I'll only stop if you let me go back to sleep!" then stuffs a cat down your shirt.
D. Grins manically and shouts "I IS SECRETLY NINJA!" Then karate-chops you. Ouch.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2008 22:20:05 GMT -5
C.
"Well how am I supposed to do that?" you inquire while struggling to tear the cat from the inside of your white tee.
Rider shrugs, flinging another cat towards your legs. "Beats me. It's my final offer, so if you can't--"
All of a sudden, there is a sharp thump and an abrupt end to Rider's sentence. Looking from your current feline dilemma, you can see that there is some sort of liquidated dart stuck in Rider's neck. Using the angle as judgement, you follow the reverse trajectory to try and guess where it was coming from.
A shadow, a mere silhouette, stands atop a ceiling, a dart gun in his (or her) hands.
A. Yay! Maybe The Silhouette can be my accomplice!
B. Dang, where did those gun skills come from?
C. Wait a second, maybe there aren't any gun skills. Maybe the dart wasn't aimed at Rider...I have GOT to get out of here.
D. "Um, excuse me sir or madam, but could you help me with these cats, perchance?"
E. Hmm...I feel like I recognize this person from somewhere...
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Post by Birdy on Jul 25, 2008 11:11:57 GMT -5
A
"HAI, SILHOUETTE PERSON!" you shout, waving. "YOU WANNA BE MY ACCOMPLICE?"
You then gently remove the kitty from your shirt.
"I HAS KITTYS!" you add, hoping to bribe encourage then to join you.
They appear to look at you, then they
A. SHOOT YOU WITH A DART! >D
B. Shoot a KITTY with a dart! 8O
C. Climb down and say "Sure! I'd love to help you!"
D. Accidentally fall from their perch to the cold, hard alley floor below. Whoops.
E. Mysteriously vanish...
F. Jump down, landing on your head. Then they take you out for ice-cream and a shopping spree at the brand-new Villains-R-Us store down the street! WOOHOO!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2008 13:16:40 GMT -5
A.
The dart hurts! OWEE!!!
You pass out from the dart, which apparently has some sort of neurotoxin or somethi-*pass out*
A....
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2008 19:08:35 GMT -5
The first signs of consciousness return with your hearing. A jumbled mess of voices floats about you, entering and leaving your head as they please.
"At your request, Miss Shade..."
"Didn't know what he was doing, exactly. Mumbled something about a strange shadow..."
"Unnnnnnngh, what have we gotten ourselves into?"
A. Pretend to stay asleep and try and catch more bits and pieces of their conversations.
B. Actually fall asleep -- you need your rest.
C. Wait a second, I think I recognize those voices...
D. I REALLY have to go the bathroom -- I think I should wake up and ask permission first!
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Post by Spazzcakes! on Jul 25, 2008 19:44:03 GMT -5
B~
Zzz;;
You're shaken awake by something gnawing on your leg! It turns out it's a shaggy black dog! You gasp and say...
A: SIRIUS BLACK! <3
B: SHIGURE-SAANNNN!!!~
C: Random dog I don't know! <3
D: Zzz...
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Post by Deleted on Jul 25, 2008 23:09:49 GMT -5
C!
After your exclamation, what do you do to this random dog you don't know?
A. Name him Sirius Black
B. Roast him. Dog tasty...
C. Kick him. Darn strays.
D. Scream at him and see how he responds.
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Help? Anyone?
