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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2007 12:26:24 GMT -5
You realize it's not Sarah you're shouting at, and really it's a leftover axe murderer from Halloween. (You can fill in the rest.)
*types*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2007 12:27:27 GMT -5
One of the keys is broken, it flies up and enters your esophagus. YOU CHOKE!
*holds a birthday party for Shirley*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2007 12:28:30 GMT -5
Shirley's boyfriend breaks up with her, and in a fit of grief, she murders you.
*Chan?*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2007 12:29:45 GMT -5
I come back to life and realize Shirley was cheating on me, and, out of extreme anger, kill you.
*goes to insane asylum*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2007 12:30:52 GMT -5
The guards are mysteriously not on duty, and all the psycho people break out and eat you.
*looks at a picture*
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Post by Celestial on Nov 4, 2007 13:10:02 GMT -5
The picture falls on your head, killing you outright.
*pokes her little bro*
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Post by Nasuella on Nov 5, 2007 6:28:06 GMT -5
It's actually a bone-eating monster in disguise. And, sadly, the way it removes bones is... shall we say, "Not pretty"? How about, "Fatal"?
*sings karaoke*
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Post by Celestial on Nov 5, 2007 6:29:57 GMT -5
You jump out of the window rather than listen to the karaoke.
*watches TV*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2007 12:28:43 GMT -5
Unfortunately, you're watching it during a lightening storm. During a freak electrical accident, you fry.
*sits quietly*
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Post by Celestial on Nov 6, 2007 7:29:19 GMT -5
A meteor falls on your head and cracks your skull.
*thinks about her story*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2007 10:02:09 GMT -5
You think too hard, causing your brain to swell, causing irreparable brain damage and killing you. *coughs* (I have strep throat. )
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Post by Celestial on Nov 6, 2007 12:21:31 GMT -5
Your sore throat turns out to be a fatal virus with no cure which causes you to cough your lungs out. (not cheerful considering i have a sore throat too)
*reads a book*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2007 14:29:56 GMT -5
(Aw, poor us!)
You get a nasty papercut and bleed to death.
*puts on a hat*
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Post by Celestial on Nov 7, 2007 9:26:45 GMT -5
The hat is too tight so it cracks your skull. (seriously what is up with me and cracked skulls??)
*is confused*
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Post by Deleted on Nov 7, 2007 12:28:57 GMT -5
During your state of confusion, you wander off the edge of a nearby cliff.
*brushes teeth*
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