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Post by laurensk90 on Oct 5, 2007 12:49:56 GMT -5
The same insane, entirely idiotic madman sharpened your (whatever that stick you play with is called) and tightened the strings of your violin, so when you start playing the stick cuts through the strings, they spring back and slice your head in pieces.
*waters a completely harmless flower with completely harmless water in a completely harmless pot with completely harmless potting earth in a completely harmless room*
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Post by Fam 1741 on Oct 6, 2007 0:29:34 GMT -5
A earthquake with a 9.7 on the richter (sp?) scale occurs and you drop into the earth and get killed by lava. *Pours milk into cereal (honey nut cherrioes )*
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Post by Sheep on Oct 6, 2007 9:50:51 GMT -5
The Honey Nut Cheerios turn into daggers and stab you in the face. ... C: *laaame*
*writes a letter*
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Post by laurensk90 on Oct 6, 2007 15:33:13 GMT -5
The pen you're writing with explodes and splatters your face with inkt, which is actually a very strong acid that melts your head away.
*reads the NT comic section*
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Post by moo on Oct 6, 2007 15:39:03 GMT -5
The comics come to life and eat your soul
*pours diet coke in shirt*
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Post by laurensk90 on Oct 6, 2007 15:49:08 GMT -5
The diet coke is as cold as liquid nitrogen, so you freeze to death.
*sleeps*
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Post by moo on Oct 7, 2007 11:18:12 GMT -5
sleeping is bad for your health so you die.
*sticks crayons up nose*
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Post by laurensk90 on Oct 7, 2007 12:51:52 GMT -5
No it's not, sleeping is good for your health. ¬¬
The crayons puncture your brain.
*floats*
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Post by moo on Oct 7, 2007 13:20:17 GMT -5
You have angered Q and he strikes you with a million blasts of lightning.
*steals random comic scripts*
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Post by laurensk90 on Oct 7, 2007 17:25:13 GMT -5
You stole one of my comic scripts, so it's self-defence mechanism causes it to incinerate and burns you with it.
*brainstorms*
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Post by laurensk90 on Oct 12, 2007 14:22:42 GMT -5
(Someone please kill me ;_;)
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Post by Nasuella on Oct 30, 2007 6:37:43 GMT -5
The brainstorm turns into a megatyphoon and causes your brain to implode.
*revives dead topic*
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Post by Belle on Oct 30, 2007 6:39:35 GMT -5
The reborn topic eaaats youuu....
*smiles*
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Post by Birdy on Oct 30, 2007 11:48:41 GMT -5
The smile causes something to asplode.
*runs screaming*
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Post by Celestial on Oct 30, 2007 15:13:51 GMT -5
You get squished by the angry mob running after Birdy.
*walks behind the mob, whistling*
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