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Post by Celestial on Mar 25, 2013 10:45:25 GMT -5
Spice and Wolf: Medieval economics is hardcore.
Codex Alera series: Country girls wanting flowers are the instigators of major historical events.
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Post by Robyn on May 6, 2013 6:47:42 GMT -5
Dangan Ronpa: Never go to school. It's just not worth the risk.
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Post by Gelquie on Aug 21, 2013 17:29:42 GMT -5
Grease: In love with someone, but have irreconcilable differences that neither of you can avoid? Just change yourself drastically and never show them the real you. It'll all work out!
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory: Need to choose someone to pass down something important? Well, better have only 5 people to select from and from random places. Nothing wrong with a small sample size!
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 21, 2013 17:46:13 GMT -5
Das Rheingold: Don't drastically insult someone, and then tell them how they can get revenge. Die Walkure: Stabbing a tree is probably not the best long-term sword storage. --Also, don't do that thing where you tell someone what they shouldn't do, strongly implying that they should do it, and then actually get upset when they do. Siegfried: Talk to birds. Gotterdammerung: Scratch that. Don't talk to birds. --Also, don't burn everything down because your love interest died. It's a bit of an overreaction. --And don't burn everything down because your insurance scam failed. Burning everything down was supposed to happen before everything went to Nibelheim.
Kriemhild's Rache: If your aiming to kill everyone, actually do it when you have Atilla and all his Huns at your disposal
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Post by Deleted on Aug 24, 2013 10:22:25 GMT -5
Barbie in the Pink Shoes: Never listen to your teacher. You will end up changing her mind.
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 25, 2013 12:56:46 GMT -5
Fairy tale time!
Cinderella: You should really think carefully before dramatically increasing your quality of life with no drawbacks whatsoever or any risk of any sort. Seriously. Consider the consequences!
The Little Mermaid: There are ways to gain citizenship other than marriage.
Little Red Riding Hood: Not only should you not stray from the path, if a wolf starts talking to you, you should consider getting help.
Cinderella (Again): The same goes for birds. Maybe that's why she couldn't make up her mind.
Lady in the Dark: Don't make up your mind.
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Post by Gelquie on Sept 16, 2013 22:48:33 GMT -5
NTWF Mafia II:PEOPLE WHO SHOUT LOUDLY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT. Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: Never keep a diary. Into the Woods: Don't steal beans. Mulan: Be a man.
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Post by Yoyti on Sept 16, 2013 22:54:25 GMT -5
Into the Woods: Don't steal beans. Anyone Can Whistle: It must be worth it. Company: It must be worth it. A Little Night Music: It must be worth it. Sunday in the Part With George: It must be worth it. Into the Woods: Into the woods has a lot of good morals. "It must be worth it" is not one of them. West Side Story: It probably wasn't worth it. Gypsy: A strong case could be made for not having been worth it. Assassins: It definitely wasn't worth it. I'm noticing a theme here in Sondheim musicals... They all seem to have music in them... Strange...
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Post by Gelquie on May 25, 2014 19:40:39 GMT -5
Doctor Who: If a strange man in a blue box arrives and offers to take you on an adventure, you should absolutely accept and go with him; it's always a fantastic experience.
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Post by Yoyti on May 25, 2014 20:21:48 GMT -5
Doctor Who: If a strange man in a blue box arrives and offers to take you on an adventure, you should absolutely accept and go with him; it's always a fantastic experience. You'll pardon, but it is always a FANTASTIC experience.
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Post by Twillie on Jun 15, 2014 23:00:17 GMT -5
How to Train Your Dragon- If you start a revolutionary movement, society will change for you in a matter of days.
Frozen- Just keep saying that you can fix the problem, even if you have no expertise.
Warrior Cats- Don't be a medicine cat. It will always ruin your reputation.
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Post by icon on Aug 15, 2014 0:17:26 GMT -5
Medieval- Politics is not for birds.
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Post by Celestial on Aug 21, 2014 17:17:55 GMT -5
Medieval- Politics is not for birds. Alternatively... Medieval- Murder is not the best solution. Medieval- Always keep track of your goatherds. Medieval- The sinister rebel movement going around destroying property and causing trouble? Trusting them with ruling will only work out for the best...no, seriously.
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Post by Yoyti on Aug 21, 2014 20:52:55 GMT -5
The Light In The Piazza: Even if she's so damaged to the extent that the audience is convinced she's ten years younger than she is, and we've already seen that she can't handle herself, really it's only her technical printed age that determines her intelligence and maturity. (If you can't tell, I was not happy with that ending)
The Lady Of The Lake: Funnily enough, her taking you into her house and giving you shelter when you're clearly in need doesn't automatically mean she's in love with you. And that moral's actually realistic!
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Post by Coaster on Aug 24, 2014 2:17:57 GMT -5
Guardians of the Galaxy: Within 10 years, all machinery will be made of a substance that vaporizes completely (no debris) when struck with anything moving at sufficient velocity. Explode stuff all you want.
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