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Post by Lizica on Aug 2, 2012 16:53:18 GMT -5
Alien on a Rampage: Furniture? Shoes? Cars? DESTROY THEM. DESTROY THEM ALL.
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Post by Dju on Aug 2, 2012 17:32:47 GMT -5
Assassin's Creed - Brotherhood: Never underestimate your sister. She might just kill four guards twice her size one day or the other.
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Post by icon on Aug 3, 2012 14:54:53 GMT -5
Thief of Time: Chocolate solves all your problems.
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Post by Gelquie on Dec 28, 2012 21:30:41 GMT -5
Amnesia: The Dark Descent (game): Scatter your diary pages around everywhere you go. You know, just in case you've lost your memory and have to travel through a deadly place.
Tangled: Frying pans solve everything.
Thor: Don't adopt.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2012 22:07:13 GMT -5
Barbie: The Princess and the Pop Star - If you want to get rich quick, stick to your first plan. Your second one will land you in a situation where you get humiliated and then thrown in prison.
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Post by Fraze on Jan 1, 2013 11:48:01 GMT -5
Death Note: Vigilante justice is great!
Death Note: Vigilante justice is horrible!
Legend of Zelda (any given game in the series): It's the size of your arsenal that matters, not how you use it.
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Post by Naga on Jan 1, 2013 14:49:09 GMT -5
Katawa Shoujo: Wearing a sweater vest gets you all the women.
Katawa Shoujo: Manly picnics do not have glasses or napkins; Only whiskey and pretzels.
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Post by icon on Jan 3, 2013 16:48:43 GMT -5
Lords and Ladies: Always stay near bees.
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Post by Naga on Jan 6, 2013 10:45:01 GMT -5
Control - The Money of Soul and Possibility: Don't trust a well dressed man in a business suit that looks likes he's actually CG
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Post by Celestial on Jan 6, 2013 15:28:27 GMT -5
Steins;Gate- Time travel always results in somebody getting the short end of the stick. Always.
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Post by Yoyti on Jan 6, 2013 16:17:14 GMT -5
Le Nozze Di Figaro: Voices are more distinctive than faces. Also, something about military butterflies.
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Post by Pixie on Jan 7, 2013 19:38:56 GMT -5
Artemis Fowl: If someone kidnaps you, going on adventures with them and being their friend will certainly end well. Legend of Zelda: Breaking peoples stuff is fun and rewarding, and they will not mind it. Code Lyoko: If you love what you think is an AI, you should constantly risk destroying the world to protect her.
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Post by Coaster on Jan 8, 2013 0:24:23 GMT -5
Kingdom Hearts I: If you can't stand a heel face revolving door anymore, just lock them up. Even if you'd also end up locking up the guy you spend the whole game looking for, not to mention potentially causing your own existence to cease.
Inheritance: Hey, I just met you And this is crazy But let's go courting Roar.
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Post by Naga on Jan 28, 2013 13:28:07 GMT -5
Most old-school games: There is always red barrels, a water level, and a lava level. Remember this, and always, ALWAYS SHOT THE BARRELS, LEON!
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Post by Yoyti on Mar 13, 2013 23:09:34 GMT -5
Let's get some Stephen Sondheim in here!
West Side Story - Racism can be solved with... more racism!
Sweeney Todd - There's a reason that murderers try to get rid of the weapon.
Sunday In The Park With George - If you paint enough, eventually you'll get something passable.
A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum - Morals tomorrow, comedy tonight!
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