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Post by Kristykimmy on Aug 28, 2014 10:50:12 GMT -5
Myst: Having no one jump out at you is infinitely more paranoia inducing than having zombies/murderers/monsters jump out at you every other minute.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 18, 2015 3:22:58 GMT -5
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (any version, really): What's the solution to misbehaving kids with terrible attitudes? Near-death, disfiguring, and traumatizing situations for them, all with comedic timing!
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Post by Twillie on Sept 22, 2015 17:44:40 GMT -5
Oklahoma!: A man may have just died and we may have just trodden over the American judicial system, but it's okay because there's horses on stage!
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Post by thedoggirl on Oct 10, 2015 18:58:58 GMT -5
Epic of Gilgamesh: What's the solution to one annoying, super strong mostly-god-but-also-man king? A guy just like him! They can go punch stuff; it'll be great. The Eagle of the Ninth: Kinda spoiler-y? I must bring honor to my father's legion with a super long and dangerous quest! Oh, never mind. Apparently, people kinda forgot to tell me I really shouldn't have bothered. This was part of my school reading.
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Post by Twillie on Dec 21, 2015 14:33:44 GMT -5
Lost Tapes: If you're a teenager and want to party by a lake, DON'T.
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Post by Yoyti on Dec 21, 2015 14:52:10 GMT -5
Patience: If you're good-looking and say sophisticated-sounding things that don't really have any substance (and what's more, do it in song), people will follow you in an almost cult-like fashion, to the point that even people who hate you have to pretend to like you (or pay attention to you ironically) in order to not be a social outcast.
Wait a minute. That actually is kind of the moral. I think Gilbert might have been on to something here...
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Post by thedoggirl on Jan 9, 2016 19:31:48 GMT -5
The History of Herodotus: Everybody is pretty weird and kinda gross. How do you try to make it more interesting? Puns.
(Alas they do not translate into English very well.) xD
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Post by Yoyti on Jan 9, 2016 20:15:00 GMT -5
Zorba: Seize the day! Live every moment as if it were your last! Wait -- no -- stop! Don't do that! Did that guy just... aw dangit. We should really take this "live life to the fullest" thing on a case by case basis, shouldn't we?
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Post by June Scarlet on Jan 10, 2016 17:26:45 GMT -5
Neopets: People will do anything for a 80x80 pixel image they can display under their username on the Neoboards.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Camping is better with magic.
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Post by Yoyti on Jan 13, 2016 15:49:39 GMT -5
Oedipus Rex: If you kill some random guy in the road, and then in the next town over, you learn that the king has recently been killed by some random guy in the road, put two and two together and get out of there!
Oedipus Tex: Drink Pepsi!
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Post by Twillie on Feb 2, 2016 18:27:40 GMT -5
The Great Gatsby: Don't wait until the end of summer to go swimming.
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Post by Tara on Feb 2, 2016 18:39:25 GMT -5
The Great Gatsby: Don't wait until the end of summer to go swimming. Omg lol.. I don't know if it's sick that I find this hilarious but I truly do. X)
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Post by Twillie on Feb 2, 2016 18:47:13 GMT -5
The Great Gatsby: Don't wait until the end of summer to go swimming. Omg lol.. I don't know if it's sick that I find this hilarious but I truly do. X) Does that make me sicker for writing it? X)
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Post by Tara on Feb 8, 2016 20:16:12 GMT -5
Jessica Jones: Even using mind control won't make someone love you.
Harry Potter: You might think you're ordinary until one day you find out you're magical.
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Post by Yoyti on Feb 11, 2016 12:43:13 GMT -5
Der Rosenkavalier: Always remember to tip your servers!
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