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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 20:09:19 GMT -5
Tangled: Trust thieves over your mother.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 4, 2011 20:11:03 GMT -5
Lolita:
...uh, maybe I shouldn't touch this one. >>
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Post by Deleted on Aug 7, 2011 14:08:41 GMT -5
Doctor Who: The Harold Saxon Trilogy: Changing history will not only bring about the end of the world as humanity knows it, but it will make your wife so mad that she will kill you.
Chrono Trigger: Changing history will save the world and land you a princess as your wife.
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Post by Yoyti on Sept 18, 2011 15:28:25 GMT -5
Thought I'd try to revive this starting with all the Gilbert and Sullivans operas.
All G&S Operas except for Patience: Everything will go horribly wrong, but then one single plot device will but everything right.
Thespis: Who knows anything about Thespis? Ahem. Actors can not, in fact, run a country just because they can make themselves look like politicians.
Trial By Jury: As soon as one person changes his affections, a whole opera starts, and then it ends when another person suddenly changes their affection without any reason.
The Sorcerer: Witch burning works. Also, a love potion will cause you to fall in love with anyone you meet until one of them agrees to marry you.
H.M.S. Pinafore: When you have a dreadful secret about two people, only reveal it when one of them is about to do something horrible to the other. Also, love levels all ranks, but only by one rank at a time. And betrothal only works going down ranks, but not up.
The Pirates of Penzance: Anyone born on February twenty-ninth will not become legally twenty-one until they are physically eighty-four.
Patience: Girls like guys with long hair.
Iolanthe: All problems regarding the law can be solved immediately by changing the law (The Mikado overlooked this). Also, the child of a faerie and a mortal, will have one half of his physical body be a faerie, and the other half of his body be a mortal.
Princess Ida: Time closes all age gaps. Also, torture for grumpy old people is to make their lives perfect so that they can't complain.
The Mikado: The only plot point which is major, is the only one that isn't ironic, and is punishable by death. Also, marriage cancels out all previous betrothals. (The Grand Duke overlooked this.)
Ruddigore: Legal death is basically the same thing as the real kind. Also, ghosts can marry, but their wives are widows.
The Yeoman Of The Guard: Lovesick men who kill their competition will get the girl in exchange for the protection of the person they killed.
The Gondoliers: Politics work out when the leaders are acting as one individual (and were once part of the working class).
Utopia (Ltd.): A perfect commercial society puts people out of jobs, and an inefficient government will prevent this calamity.
The Grand Dule: Gambling solves everything.
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Post by icon on Sept 18, 2011 23:18:32 GMT -5
VVVVVV: When all else fails, break the laws of physics and press any buttons you can find.
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Post by Abigail on Sept 19, 2011 7:05:44 GMT -5
Kingdom Hearts series - NEVER trust an old man with a goatee.
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Post by Yoyti on Sept 19, 2011 18:59:21 GMT -5
Kingdom Hearts series - NEVER trust an old man with a goatee. Star Trek: People with goatees are evil.
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Post by Dju on Sept 19, 2011 19:03:17 GMT -5
Kung Fu Panda 2: Punching metal for 20 years may be useful in the future.
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Post by icon on Sept 26, 2011 18:55:30 GMT -5
Where's Waldo: Dressing like a candy cane will guarantee that nobody will ever find you.
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Post by Celestial on Oct 5, 2011 17:31:08 GMT -5
Durarara!!!: Tell your friends what extra-curricular activities you do. It could save everyone a lot of trouble.
EDIT: Another one; guys wearing coats in summer are evil.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2011 7:49:16 GMT -5
The Emperor's New Groove: Don't be a selfish ruler. OR Even a selfish ruler isn't as evil as his advisor.
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Post by Gelquie on Jul 27, 2012 13:21:18 GMT -5
Ender's Game: Playing video games will make one an incredible military commander.
Assassin's Creed II: Bards will only play for wandering assassins. Also, they're useless.
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Post by icon on Jul 27, 2012 13:26:25 GMT -5
Calvin and Hobbes: Spending all your time with a tiger is guaranteed to be amusing and enjoyable for all parties involved.
Urinetown: The best way to deal with an overpriced company is to kidnap the CEO's daughter and start an anarchy.
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Post by Yoyti on Jul 31, 2012 15:23:45 GMT -5
Hunchback of Notre Dame: Being able to read lips is very useful. Especially in learning the difference between "save her!" and "burn her!"
Jurassic Park: Trying to handicap something, will, in point of fact, make it more dangerous. And also more popular for some reason.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 31, 2012 18:44:17 GMT -5
Barbie movies!!!!
Barbie in the Nutcracker: Never trust a wooden owl.
Barbie as Rapunzel: Keep your children away from your former lovers.
Barbie of Swan Lake: Act like a spoiled pig and you will become one.
Barbie as the Princess and the Pauper: If you are evil, don't own a horse. Your horse will turn on you.
Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus: Never ask princesses to marry you when you first meet them. Ever.
Barbie in the Twelve Dancing Princesses: When kids make up fantastical excuses, they're telling you the truth.
Barbie as the Island Princess: Don't force your son into an arranged marriage. You'll probably get poisoned.
Barbie and the Diamond Castle: Never accept a nicer home for free.
Barbie Fairytopia: Your fate is determined by your eye color.
Barbie Fairytopia Mermaidia: The person you have a crush on does not like the prettier, more popular girl - he likes you.
Barbie Fairytopia - Magic of the Rainbow: Don't act like Draco Malfoy or you will get kidnapped by an evil witch.
Barbie Fairytopia Mariposa: Royalty should never trust their attendants.
Barbie and the Three Musketeers: Regents are evil plotters. End of.
Barbie in a Christmas Carol: Being mean to your generous friend will turn her cold and selfish unless you start being nice to her again.
Barbie in a Mermaid Tale: If your queen is benevolent, don't trust any siblings she has.
Barbie in a Mermaid Tale 2: Don't steal your surf meet competitor's stuff or you will be kidnapped by an evil sea witch.
Barbie Princess Charm School: If you are plotting to take over a kingdom, don't have children. They'll turn on you.
The Barbie Diaries: Don't steal someone else's good luck charm. You will get bad luck from it.
Barbie Presents Thumbelina: Faeries hate construction workers.
Barbie in a Fashion Fairytale: Don't kidnap magical beings. They will do everything in their power to ruin your job.
Barbie - A Fairy Secret: Don't drink anything your advisor gives you - it probably has a love potion in it.
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