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Post by gelsky on Jun 1, 2003 18:02:00 GMT -5
Just though it'd be nice to have a positive threads where we can tell jokes/riddles! If you're doing a riddle, post the answer ^_^ Please don't do blonde jokes (they're mean usually) or crude/inapropriate ones. Thanks. I'll start off with a riddle, a really old one: Q: How many of each animal did Moses put on his ark? A: Moses didn't have an ark! Noah did! ;D If a mod wants to, they can sticky this. Thanks
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Post by Speck on Jun 1, 2003 22:09:01 GMT -5
Here's a series of three four jokes that tie into each other: Q1: How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator? A1: You open the door, and put it in. Q2: How do you put an giraffe in a refrigerator? A2: Take the elephant out, and put the giraffe in. Q3: All the animals were called to a meeting. Which animal wasn't there? A3: The giraffe. He's in the refrigerator. Q4: How do you get across a river full of crocodiles? A4: You just walk through. All the animals are at the meeting, remember? Okay, that's it. I'm ready to see everyone with this expression: Heh. I know, they're bad jokes, that's why I'm rolling my eyes at myself...
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 2, 2003 8:05:22 GMT -5
What has 4 wheels and fly's A garbage truck
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 2, 2003 8:11:17 GMT -5
Here a a bunch or noufie jokes
Ok this noufie goes to a fancy restaraunt and has to go the bathroom so he does, he washes his hands and when he get's to the paper towels he reads "pull down tear up" so he pulls it down and rips it up
Q.What do you do when a noufie throws a grenede at you A.You pull the peg and throw it back
Q.How do you drown a noufie A.you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 2, 2003 8:18:54 GMT -5
1 last one
This blond person walks into a shop she points to a TV and says "I wanna buy that TV" the shopkeeper says "sorry we don't sell the blond people" so she dye's her hair green and walks back in, she says "I wanna buy that TV" the shopkeeper says "sorry we don't sell to blond people" so she dye's her hair RAINBOW and walks back in she says "I wanna buy that TV" the shopkeeper says "sorry we don't sell to blond people" she says "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M BLOND" the shopkeeper says "'cause that's a microwave"
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Post by gelsky on Jun 2, 2003 18:06:54 GMT -5
1 last one This blond person walks into a shop she points to a TV and says "I wanna buy that TV" the shopkeeper says "sorry we don't sell the blond people" so she dye's her hair green and walks back in, she says "I wanna buy that TV" the shopkeeper says "sorry we don't sell to blond people" so she dye's her hair RAINBOW and walks back in she says "I wanna buy that TV" the shopkeeper says "sorry we don't sell to blond people" she says "HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M BLOND" the shopkeeper says "'cause that's a microwave" See above: Please don't do blonde jokes (they're mean usually)
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Post by sollunaestrella on Jun 2, 2003 18:27:31 GMT -5
Here a a bunch or noufie jokes Ok this noufie goes to a fancy restaraunt and has to go the bathroom so he does, he washes his hands and when he get's to the paper towels he reads "pull down tear up" so he pulls it down and rips it up Q.What do you do when a noufie throws a grenede at you A.You pull the peg and throw it back Q.How do you drown a noufie A.you put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a pool o.O What is a noufie?
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 2, 2003 19:28:39 GMT -5
A noufie is a stupid person and Micey Star I don't think of that as a blond joke just....... just...... a joke, well sorry anyway
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Post by gelsky on Jun 2, 2003 19:31:01 GMT -5
A noufie is a stupid person and Micey Star I don't think of that as a blond joke just....... just...... a joke, well sorry anyway It says a blonde walks into a store. It's about a stupid blond. That's what a blonde joke IS.
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Post by Smiley on Jun 2, 2003 23:32:37 GMT -5
*cough* Here is one of my brother's favorites...: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. How did the monkey die? He fell out of the tree. Here is one of MINE: There were three construction workers building a skyscraper (well, OBVIOUSLY there was more than three...but ya know) named Jim, Bob, and Jimbob. At lunch time, they all brought their brown bags up to the top to eat. Jim opened his up, and pulled out his PB&J, disgusted. "If I get another PB&J sandwich tomorrow, I'm gonna jump off this skyscraper." Bob opened his, and scowled at his ham and cheese. "If I get another ham and cheese sandwich tomorrow, I'm jumping off too." Jimbob opened his lunch and groaned at the aroma of tuna. "If I get another tuna fish sandwich tomorrow, I'm jumping off too." So, the next day at lunch, they all went up to the top. Jim opened his lunch, and, at seeing the PB&J, he jumped off...SPLAT. Bob did the same when he saw his ham and cheese...SPLAT. Jimbob, smelling the tuna again, jumped off as well...SPLAT. And with that, they were all dead. At the funeral, the wives were crying. "He didn't TELL me he didn't like PB&J!" Jim's wife cried. "He always said he LOVED my ham and cheese sandwiches!" said Bob's wife. "Oh, my poor JImbob..." Jimbob's wife said. "He packed his own lunch!" ~
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Post by Patjade on Jun 3, 2003 23:15:25 GMT -5
A noufie is a stupid person and Micey Star I don't think of that as a blond joke just....... just...... a joke, well sorry anyway Actually, a Newfie is a Newfounder from Newfoundland in Canada. I think the target jokes (Blonde, Newfie, etc.) are off limits here... Too easy to step on toes.
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 4, 2003 7:09:33 GMT -5
Ya I know and thier known to be stupid (At least that's what I hear)
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Post by Patjade on Jun 4, 2003 7:48:30 GMT -5
No group of people should be targeted as being "stupid". it goes for "Newfies", Polish, Blondes, Italians, Hillbillies, or any other race, nationality, or locality.
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Post by gamecubeking on Jun 4, 2003 7:52:05 GMT -5
True
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Post by TK on Jun 4, 2003 7:55:33 GMT -5
Actually, a Newfie is a Newfounder from Newfoundland in Canada. It's funny how lots of people make those jokes and not know what they are. And no, they aren't stupid in real life. My music teacher is a Newfoundlander and she isn't anymore stupid than anyone else.
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