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Post by Amneiger on Oct 8, 2009 1:02:50 GMT -5
"30 points." That...was consistent with the other point awards Draco had given. "Thanks." Amneiger took a quick glance at the minitank to make sure that Draco hadn't accidentally smudged the camera lens. Zylaa tried to look scornfully at Amnei's tank, which was difficult, as she was more concerned with the fact that he had a very scary weapon in the room. Putting the Bash in Bribe Bash, she thought. (("Remember kids, violence is not the answer. Violence is the question. Yes is the answer!")) |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 8, 2009 7:29:28 GMT -5
Draco waves at Sarn. "I have another mission if your interested. This one involves flaming flying boulders, compared to the poison tipped arrows last time!" Sarn looked up from his position splayed on the ground before Shade, a twinkle entering his eyes as he sprang to his feet and leaped toward Draco. These missions were not only Hilarius, they were earning him points! (OMG HELP! That was confusing, Amnei's points. xD It's 1am and I kinda need help. =3) |
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Post by Amneiger on Oct 8, 2009 10:24:33 GMT -5
(OMG HELP! That was confusing, Amnei's points. xD It's 1am and I kinda need help. =3) ((xD I got 70 points from Shade for not sending the minitank away, and 30 points from Draco for having an interesting toy.)) |
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Post by Draco on Oct 8, 2009 21:29:23 GMT -5
((Yep, 30 from me and my confusing point method  I really just wanted to give someone negative points Even if I did just null them with more points.)) " 42 points for helping on the mission for Sarn! And I promise there will be no mutant six headed chipmunks that spit acid in the mission. Because that's just stupid! However there may be three headed ones... And they fly..." Before Draco leaves, he goes back to the tank and hangs a little keychain of himself on it and smiles. "It was missing something." |
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 8, 2009 21:34:45 GMT -5
((Draco, you missed my post. D:))
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Post by Draco on Oct 8, 2009 21:59:56 GMT -5
((Do you really want your weasels to be murdered by boulders and mutant flying chipmunk things? Do ya? Besides, he hasn't left the area completely yet  After all the judges never truly leave.)) As Draco leaves, a miniature clone of him begins to floats around. "I'm Chibi Draco, I'll take his place while he's away." He floats over to Zylaa, and produces keychains of Draco in various poses. "He wants you to have your weasels wear these for 25 points." |
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Post by Zylaa on Oct 8, 2009 22:14:37 GMT -5
Zylaa takes the keychains and admires them for a second-- but only for a second. Because in the next, the weasels have swarmed over her, demanding the shinies that they have so generously been given. Within ten seconds, every keychain is distributed among the weasels, or in the middle of a furious weaselfight. The weasels who win gladly don the keychains wherever they will fit-- mostly around their arms, legs, and tails.
"All praise giver of shinies!" the weasels begin to chant, genuflecting in Chibi Draco's direction.
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Post by Amneiger on Oct 8, 2009 23:37:58 GMT -5
...Amneiger did his best not to stare in horror at someone adding a keychain to a minitank.
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Post by Draco on Oct 9, 2009 0:21:23 GMT -5
((Be glad it wasn't stickers )) |
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Post by Amneiger on Oct 9, 2009 0:37:46 GMT -5
((Be glad it wasn't stickers )) ((Heh. xD Imagine adding bumper stickers.)) |
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Post by Deleted on Oct 9, 2009 1:02:43 GMT -5
Aly only watched the scene unfold before her, surprised more at the fact that she was definitely behind in the point standings than the minitank, weasels, shinies, and whatever else had wormed/clawed/drove its way in. "Lika?" The large cat's response was flatter than a steam-rolled bread slice (because everyone knows that cheap white bread gets flatter than any pancake). [ I will kill you if you stick any of those atrocious knickknacks on me.] "It's okay, I wrote my will." She turned to the judges, though given that Draco seemed to be a source of shiny trinkets, she directed it mostly to him. "I think some cats have their own reputation for being proud, arrogant, and murderous if you stick anything on their fur. Points if I can get half or more of Lika hung with knickknacks?" The Felyr's response was to burst into a glaring ball of fire, which sat just above scorching range of the floor. That would have deterred most. Thankfully, fire mage had their own lucky resistances to these things. "Extra if it catches on fire and stays that way." ((No animals were/will be harmed in the making of this ornament. I think. And I will totally take bumper stickers.  I'm tired, so either this is absolutely brilliant or I'm an idiot. Kinda hard for me to tell the difference.)) |
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Post by Draco on Oct 9, 2009 1:56:18 GMT -5
Draco hands over a bag full of Ninja and Draco stuff.
"I do believe that cats can possibly kill you for putting stuff on them. However, I can't pass up the chance to see that. So here is a bag of stuff to try and put on. So 20 points for trying, 30 points if they stay on, and 20 extra points if you or someone other than me gets mauled..."
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Post by Amneiger on Oct 9, 2009 11:07:02 GMT -5
Knickknacks...knickknacks...What was it websites and TV channels did again?
"I'm selling advertising space on my minitank! 1 point per hour for something the size of a standard bumper sticker. For an additional 5 points I can have the ad printed for you if you give me the design. I don't have any printing equipment with me now, but I can get it done when I get back to Spacefleet."
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Post by Deleted on Oct 10, 2009 0:16:20 GMT -5
Sarn couldn't help himself. He was desperate... He jumped in front of Hunty, the only judge who would appreciate such a gesture.
"Dear Hunty, how many points would you give me if I wore a mankini for you?" He flushed a violent shade of red and waited with his heart in his throat...
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Post by Huntress on Oct 10, 2009 14:58:54 GMT -5
Hunty had been watching the entire showdown with the increasingly nagging feeling that she, in fact, was an American Idol judge. Not that she could complain. This was more interesting than Idol. Except maybe the part where she was threatened to get shot.
"Bit of a riddle, this one," she said, eyeballing the tank with caution. "If I don't give you points, you shoot me. But if you shoot me, I definitely won't give you points... well, I would if your aim was good enough to kill me with the first shot, I can appreciate those things, but if I'm dead, I won't be able to give you points anyway, so that's a little moot. Either way, neither of us wins, and both of us will be dead because Bloody Mary will eat your face clean off if you kill me. Savvy?"
"I, um," said Bloody Mary, who didn't have nearly as much confidence in his face-eating skillz in front of a tank.
"But you'll get 25 points if you hang a Jolly Roger on that minitank," Hunty finished cheerfully, then focused her attention on Sarn, listened to his offer, digested it, then her face slowly broke into a grin.
"Well-"
"No," Bloody Mary said resolutely.
Hunty turned to glare at her shoulder. "No what?"
"I am so not going to see that," snarled the meepit. "I'd never be able to unsee it."
"Whoever said that you have to watch?"
"Me."
The captain pouted. Bloody Mary was most of the time impossible to argue with.
"Tell you what," she said to Sarn, "twenty points for not wearing it right now and we'll talk later, kay?"
"I heard that."
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Zylaa tried to look scornfully at Amnei's tank, which was difficult, as she was more concerned with the fact that he had a very scary weapon in the room. Putting the Bash in Bribe Bash, she thought.
I really just wanted to give someone negative points 
After all the judges never truly leave.))
