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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 3, 2009 23:30:56 GMT -5
In a lone temple on the top of the brown hill sits an old man clad in a worn-out kimono. The lack of walls in the marble establishment brings out a serene atmosphere surrounded by nothing but the cool breeze that gently flows around. It gives both you and the man a sense of mental peace.
A few steps from the front and the man nods in due respect to your humble visit. "Ahh, hello there, young one. Come, sit with me and enjoy the view," he welcomes you with a hand pointed in front of him.
You quickly notice the weapon stacks a few away from him, all of the slots filled with different blades and unusual armament. You knew it was him.
The Ninja Superior.
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Basically, this thread is designated for all to ask our wisest ninja from the dojo. Please be reminded that though I am roleplaying as the Ninja Superior, it is to note that no one solely owns the NPC, and can be used by any ninja for valid and reasonable intentions in other cases.
May it be serious or humorous, the Ninja Superior will accomodate any kind of questions. Answers may vary according to his interests, but his wisdom is true and good.
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Post by Kengplant on Jul 3, 2009 23:46:05 GMT -5
Oh great ninja superior: What is your real name?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 3, 2009 23:48:07 GMT -5
Oh great ninja superior: What is your real name? It is not what words you choose to lay your identity in, but rather your identity that chooses the words. In short, I do not have a real name, for I do not wish to be branded. |
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Post by Kengplant on Jul 4, 2009 0:24:36 GMT -5
What if I brand you "Jerry"?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 4, 2009 0:56:05 GMT -5
What if I brand you "Jerry"? ... Interesting. In my prime, I had once been called by various names, albeit all of them lie in a very disturbing extent. You can call me Jerry still. I do fancy that everyone be comfortable in addressing me. |
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Post by Deleted on Jul 4, 2009 1:59:06 GMT -5
Oh wise one, from whom did you learn your wisdom?
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Post by Rider on Jul 4, 2009 8:09:56 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]O Mr. Ninja Superior, please impart on me all of your mystical wisdomness! Please tell me where the ninja keep the key to the sake!  [/glow] |
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Post by Jina on Jul 4, 2009 8:15:56 GMT -5
Mr. Ninja Dude, why don't you take your amazing *cough* ninja skills and do some street performance?
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Post by Celestial on Jul 4, 2009 10:17:33 GMT -5
Oh Ninja Superior man, what is the best meal to make out of fish, stinky cheese, paprika, tarragon and cookie dough?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 4, 2009 12:09:21 GMT -5
Oh wise one, from whom did you learn your wisdom? I learned from my master, who learned from his own master, who also learned from his own master... Of course, I also learn from the figurative grasshoppers that frolick in my own dojo. You young lots have so much energy and enthusiasm that keeps me from feeling old. [glow=red,2,300]O Mr. Ninja Superior, please impart on me all of your mystical wisdomness! Please tell me where the ninja keep the key to the sake! [/glow] Are you not a bit... too young to partake in alcohol drinking? Mr. Ninja Dude, why don't you take your amazing *cough* ninja skills and do some street performance? My skills are not for showing off, young grasshopper. These are for accomplishing consequential missions and for my own survival as well. Besides, I do not look wonderful in those baggy clothes and heavy metals that cling to your neck. Oh Ninja Superior man, what is the best meal to make out of fish, stinky cheese, paprika, tarragon and cookie dough? Crusted fish sticks seasoned with cheese, paprika and tarragon. Be sure to mask the stinkness of the cheese by making it blend with the tarragon before the adding of dough. The vinegar from the latter will neutralize the smell. |
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Post by Kengplant on Jul 4, 2009 13:19:04 GMT -5
Dear Jerry:
Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
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Post by Fraze on Jul 4, 2009 13:22:57 GMT -5
O Superior Ninja,
As I was going to St. Ives
I met a man with seven wives.
Every wife had seven sacks,
Every sack had seven cats,
Every cat had seven kits.
Kits, cats, sacks and wives,
How many were going to St. Ives?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 4, 2009 15:35:09 GMT -5
Dear Jerry: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? If the cookie jar would be emptied by the time the cookies were stolen, then it would not be a cookie jar presently, yes? On the other hand, it would still contain some cookies, albeit less. Nonetheless, it cannot be that all the cookies were stolen, but only some. It would still be logical to consider that there were unstolen cookies. You see him wiping off what seems to be crumbs from his hand.O Superior Ninja, As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven wives. Every wife had seven sacks, Every sack had seven cats, Every cat had seven kits. Kits, cats, sacks and wives, How many were going to St. Ives? It cannot be considered, for St. Ives is a very popular place. It would be reasonable to think that there are more than what is stated that would have the intentions of going there. |
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Post by Jina on Jul 4, 2009 18:32:59 GMT -5
Ninja Superior, have you ever caught a shuriken out of mid air?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 5, 2009 1:44:23 GMT -5
Ninja Superior, have you ever caught a shuriken out of mid air? I have caught a lot of objects from mid-air, including weapons. I even had the tremendous courage to grab a three-ton boulder. Of course, that left me with broken bones and two years of resting. |
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