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Post by Celestial on Jul 5, 2009 11:40:37 GMT -5
Ninja Superior, can you dig it?
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Post by Jina on Jul 6, 2009 2:27:42 GMT -5
Ninja Superior, would you rather die by burning, drowning, being buried alive, or falling off of a cliff? =3
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 6, 2009 12:12:23 GMT -5
Ninja Superior, can you dig it? It is the process of digging that is more important. ... Can you beat it? Ninja Superior, would you rather die by burning, drowning, being buried alive, or falling off of a cliff? =3 I cannot answer that question. You know in your experiences that I am now unable to die through any unnatural methods. ... No, I am not a ghost. I am simply well-trained to avoid meeting Death.
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Post by Draco on Jul 21, 2009 21:16:39 GMT -5
Ninja Superior, did you get that thing I sent you?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 22, 2009 1:38:22 GMT -5
Ninja Superior, did you get that thing I sent you? It got me instead.
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Post by Draco on Jul 22, 2009 22:51:08 GMT -5
Sorry, I sent you the wrong thing than. I meant to send another thing.
Ninja Superior who would win in a fight? A giant lizard monster with a afro holding a bucket of fish heads or another giant lizard monster with a mohawk singing 'I Feel Pretty'?
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Post by Shoichi Kobayashi on Jul 23, 2009 9:24:26 GMT -5
Ninja superior, I have been meaning to ask you something for quite some time. It is simply this: sake, or sake light?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 26, 2009 0:35:23 GMT -5
Sorry, I sent you the wrong thing than. I meant to send another thing. Ninja Superior who would win in a fight? A giant lizard monster with a afro holding a bucket of fish heads or another giant lizard monster with a mohawk singing 'I Feel Pretty'? That seems to be a very interesting fight, if not absolutely fair. I would say that whose scales are harder than psychological shells would survive. ... Though the fish heads could really stand out in this battle. I do not wish to find out. Ninja superior, I have been meaning to ask you something for quite some time. It is simply this: sake, or sake light? Tell me, what is the point of weakening the power of alcohol if the result is supposed to be drank as alcohol still? Original sake all the way, young drunkie.
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Post by Jina on Jul 26, 2009 1:48:28 GMT -5
Ninja Superior - Do you like to move it move it?
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Post by Shoichi Kobayashi on Jul 27, 2009 11:55:26 GMT -5
Why, to stay sharp in combat, oh master of ninjutsu. Or do you prefer the Way of the Drunken Monkey? *ponders*
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 28, 2009 15:54:03 GMT -5
Ninja Superior - Do you like to move it move it? To move or not to move; that was the question. To move means to consume energy, while to not move is to stay static. Hence, it is concurrent to the situation as to which I shall decide. Why, to stay sharp in combat, oh master of ninjutsu. Or do you prefer the Way of the Drunken Monkey? *ponders* Unpredictability is a double-edged skill that is thoroughly effective when used masterfully. Drunkenness might be a state of decreased efficiency for most of us, but when practiced it could be a powerful weapon. As for the sake light, the user only inflicts stupor upon himself, and thus decreases his own efficiency. Nonetheless, he will not be able to achieve the state where his unpredictability will serve beneficially.
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Post by Shoichi Kobayashi on Jul 29, 2009 10:35:28 GMT -5
*nods solemnly* Indeed, your words indicate a true appreciation of the Way of the Drunken Monkey - you no doubt fight best when dead drunk. I will have to order a few cases of Maru's Special Reserve Sake and train with you at the main dojo sometime soon. Our enemies will not know what hit them, and neither will we! *smiles serenely and starts writing out his order slip*
*peers at his order slip*
... Ninja Superior, have you heard of an art where people write little kanji symbols on paper and then they spontaneously turn into fighting monsters and so forth? If so, what is your opinion of it?
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Post by Vyt: Down, but Not Out on Jul 29, 2009 19:41:11 GMT -5
... Ninja Superior, have you heard of an art where people write little kanji symbols on paper and then they spontaneously turn into fighting monsters and so forth? If so, what is your opinion of it? In my youthful days, I had encountered numerous enemies capable of bringing life to inanimate objects, and that which you had recently mentioned is of no new matter. Of course, there have been various ways of achieving this discipline, and various ways of applying them. For instance, I had once heard of a magical ink blessed by a certain type of fairy that can enchant any paper it is written upon. I had also met some humans who had the power to imbue their aura upon their writing, casting forth their magical monsters. No matter what variant, they are all similar to other disciplines to which someone must truthfully master.
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Post by Kengplant on Aug 21, 2009 7:35:55 GMT -5
Dear guy in black.
I was just talking to another one of you guys in black who answer questions. He had a theme song. Where's YOUR theme song?
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Post by Shoichi Kobayashi on Aug 21, 2009 8:11:51 GMT -5
Dear guy in black. I was just talking to another one of you guys in black who answer questions. He had a theme song. Where's YOUR theme song? ((... I should totally write one ... I could, too... XD ))
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