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Post by Rider on Jun 11, 2009 19:17:35 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]I ask you, ladies and gentlemen, what makes the Pirate Guild unique, exciting, and overall better than all the other guilds and their mothers combined? Our hoards of gold and gems? Our really shiny swords? Our stunning good looks? No, it's our magnificent menagerie, both magical and mundane, sure to bring majesty to even the most melancholy of mornings!
Shiva: Shaddup and get my dinner!
And our pets would like to share thier vast wisdom with you! They're taking all your questions, regardless of how silly or prfound.
Shiva: ... What the heck are you volunteering me for?
So come one, come all to the "Ask a Pirate Pet" thread! On the line-up today are Shiva, the Blarf and Bloody Mary.
Shiva: What's going on here?
Maybe in the future you'll be able to ask questions to even more pets, so keep your eye on this page!
Now fire away! We'll answer anything!
Shiva: ... I hate you.[/glow]
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Post by Zylaa on Jun 12, 2009 19:51:51 GMT -5
Dear Shiva,
What will it take to stop you from trying to eat me and my weasels?
Very Sincerely, and From a Safe Distance,
Zylaa
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2009 20:11:18 GMT -5
Dear Bloody Mary,
How do you feel about the price of milk in this current economic climate?
Kindest Regards,
Sarn
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Post by Rider on Jun 12, 2009 20:25:10 GMT -5
Dear Shiva, What will it take to stop you from trying to eat me and my weasels? Very Sincerely, and From a Safe Distance, Zylaa [glow=red,2,300]Dear Zylaa, Put this apple in your mouth and stand by that fire for a couple hours. When one side is baked to a golden-brown, please turn around so that you cook evenly. Very Sincerely, and Hungrily, Shiva[/glow] |
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Post by Vapor on Jun 12, 2009 21:07:30 GMT -5
Dear Bloody Mary,
Despite your obvious air of masculinity, have you ever been mistaken as a female due to the fact that 'Mary' is part of your name? And just how annoyed would you be if such an incident occurred?
With a 'hello' to the rest of those adorable rabid meepits,
Vapor
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Post by Huntress on Jun 13, 2009 8:52:29 GMT -5
Dear Bloody Mary, How do you feel about the price of milk in this current economic climate? Kindest Regards, Sarn Huzzawha- who set me up for this? I swear- okay, okay, if it's for the common cause and budget. But you'll owe me one. *gnaws on pencil* Letssee... Dear Sarn, I haven't drank milk since my dear old mother weaned me from it, so I quite frankly don't care, or knew that something had happened to the prices for that matter. But if they've been rising then it rather looks like it's time for this guild to start marketing blarfmilk. Thank you for bringing this to our attention, keep an eye out for the new exciting brand coming to stores near you very shortly. With regards, Bloody Mary. Dear Bloody Mary, Despite your obvious air of masculinity, have you ever been mistaken as a female due to the fact that 'Mary' is part of your name? And just how annoyed would you be if such an incident occurred? With a 'hello' to the rest of those adorable rabid meepits, Vapor Dear Vapor, Numerous times. THE HECK IS WRONG WITH YOUR HUMANS? WHY DO YOU ALWAYS JUMP TO CONCLUSIONS? NAMES ARE JUST A STRING OF LETTERS, WHO SAYS WHICH STRINGS OF LETTERS BELONG TO ANY CERTAIN GENDER? IT'S SEXIST! SEXIST, I TELL YOU! With love and kisses, Bloody Mary |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 13, 2009 9:03:18 GMT -5
Dearest Blarf,
I love you.
Ok, so that isn't a question, but I'm sure you can see the reasoning behind it. This is all very logical stuff.
Adoring you from behind Hunty,
Sarn
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Post by Celestial on Jun 13, 2009 10:18:37 GMT -5
Dearest Shiva,
Are you aware of your demon spawn? And if so, what are their names going to be?
Your's Flying Away Fast,
Celestial
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Post by Huntress on Jun 13, 2009 10:24:17 GMT -5
Dearest Blarf, I love you. Ok, so that isn't a question, but I'm sure you can see the reasoning behind it. This is all very logical stuff. Adoring you from behind Hunty, Sarn ...  |
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Post by Rider on Jun 13, 2009 10:28:44 GMT -5
Dearest Shiva, Are you aware of your demon spawn? And if so, what are their names going to be? Your's Flying Away Fast, Celestial [glow=red,2,300]Dear Celestial, Their names are Rajani, Nanami and Kirin. I am all too aware of my spawn. They're not yet old enough to sleep through the night. Yours Tiredly, Shiva[/glow] |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 14, 2009 16:48:49 GMT -5
Dear Shiva,
Isn't it awkward to be a horse on the Weewoo? Do they have to cobble you and throw you into the hold?
Scared of you always,
Sarn
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Post by Rider on Jun 14, 2009 18:00:20 GMT -5
Dear Shiva, Isn't it awkward to be a horse on the Weewoo? Do they have to cobble you and throw you into the hold? Scared of you always, Sarn [glow=red,2,300]Dear Sarn, If you mean hobble, I'll have you know that no material made by earth nor man can hold me! ... Yeah, it's pretty awkward. >.> I don't do long boat trips, but I like going on the shorter ones. As long as there's a supply of fresh food. ... Great, now I'm hungry. Sincerely, Shiva[/glow] |
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Post by Cyborg on Jun 14, 2009 18:21:15 GMT -5
Blarf...do you miss me? Because I miss you!!!
Lovingly, Cyborg
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Post by Huntress on Jun 14, 2009 18:38:56 GMT -5
Blarf...do you miss me? Because I miss you!!! Lovingly, Cyborg Blarp! *blinkblink* *tailwaggle* ... Some discussion later, we can say with almost full certainty that this went to mean either "yes, a lot" or "food". With the blarf, may well be both. |
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Post by Fraze on Jun 14, 2009 19:38:09 GMT -5
Dear Shiva,
What are your thoughts about having been won in RCP? On a similar note, how do I relinquish ownership of you?
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Dear Blarf,
Booop blarp urp urp food?
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