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Post by Rider on Jun 15, 2009 16:14:52 GMT -5
Dear Shiva, What are your thoughts about having been won in RCP? On a similar note, how do I relinquish ownership of you? [glow=red,2,300]Dear Stupid Human, I think this is proof that gambling is bad for your health. *shows off his shiny teeth* You can relinquish "ownership" of me by staying out of my way. Yours (yeah right!) Truly, Shiva[/glow] |
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Post by Amneiger on Jun 15, 2009 23:17:35 GMT -5
Dear Hunty, You can't possibly be serious about selling blarfmilk (whatever that is). Are you? Also, that picture of the blarf you posted makes it look kind of like a rat creature from Bone xD All fuzzy with claws and stuff. Yours wondering how exactly you folks figured out that blarfs make milk anyway, Amneiger |
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Post by Huntress on Jun 16, 2009 10:46:35 GMT -5
Dear Blarf, Booop blarp urp urp food? ...fooooooooood =D (We suspect that this was pretty much the only word he understood there.) Dear Hunty, You can't possibly be serious about selling blarfmilk (whatever that is). Are you? Also, that picture of the blarf you posted makes it look kind of like a rat creature from Bone xD All fuzzy with claws and stuff. Yours wondering how exactly you folks figured out that blarfs make milk anyway, Amneiger Dear person who seems to think that I'm a pirate pet (oh, just try to go there, I dare you), We found the blarf race in the catacombs of an Ominous Abandoned Temple (you know, of the 'hosts a slumbering ancient god' variety) and among it were numerous blarfcubs in varied stages of nurturing, so it wasn't all too difficult to find out that they're mammals. Granted, we haven't actually tasted blarfmilk (none of us is fuzzy and blarfy enough to get close enough to get a sample, although I'm currently putting high hopes on Zylaa) but considering how blarfs grow like mould, we're assuming it has to be very nutritious. So yes, we're very serious, as soon as we find the island and the blarfs again. Gleefully calculating future profits, Hunty |
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Post by Kengplant on Jun 16, 2009 13:59:30 GMT -5
Dear Blarf:
*a holographic image of Keng appears*
Remember me? I gave you you're first few scraps of food when you first met the pirates, though I was kicked off the Weewoo later that night... anyways, I've sent you some food! It's not weird or space-y or anything, but which do you like better: the beef, or the pork? Well, see you later... I hope..
*hologram turns off*
P.s. This device is NOT food. Please see the large brown wrapped package.
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Post by Amneiger on Jun 16, 2009 23:02:30 GMT -5
Um...whoops? >_> Sorry, I forgot that this thread was for asking pets instead of asking all the pirates.
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Post by Huntress on Jun 17, 2009 15:08:54 GMT -5
Dear Blarf: *a holographic image of Keng appears* Remember me? I gave you you're first few scraps of food when you first met the pirates, though I was kicked off the Weewoo later that night... anyways, I've sent you some food! It's not weird or space-y or anything, but which do you like better: the beef, or the pork? Well, see you later... I hope.. *hologram turns off* P.s. This device is NOT food. Please see the large brown wrapped package. Dear Ms Kengplant, This is to inform you that you have committed an invaluable deed towards the scientific research of our academy by sending a certain parcel to test subject 57532, colloquially known as Blarf. Thanks to that parcel, we finally managed to determine what the subject's squeal of glee sounds like (agreed on to be described by our team of professionals as "kinda like a foghorn with a cold except lower"). We would like to express our heartfelt gratitude and hope that you also agree to work with us in the future, as we have not yet managed to determine whether he prefers beef to pork or vice versa, as he does not seem to be selective about his food to any noticeable extent. Sincerely and hoping for a fruitful cooperation, The Scientific Academy of Tabloid Town Enclosed is a somewhat grubby piece of paper that reads: "Can you believe those guys get paid for this? ~Hunty" Um...whoops? >_> Sorry, I forgot that this thread was for asking pets instead of asking all the pirates. Well, you can always direct any and all such questions to Bloody Mary, he seems to know more about us than we ourselves do. Granted, I don't seem to be able to play this by the rules anyway (if we even had any), funner that way x3 |
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Post by Vapor on Jun 18, 2009 1:42:17 GMT -5
Um...whoops? >_> Sorry, I forgot that this thread was for asking pets instead of asking all the pirates. Well, you can always direct any and all such questions to Bloody Mary, he seems to know more about us than we ourselves do. Granted, I don't seem to be able to play this by the rules anyway (if we even had any), funner that way x3 Bah, rules... Guidelines, mild suggestions, something mentioned in passing. They're for people who cannot-or just don't- think for themselves. =3 To the Blarf- Or anyone who can answer for it, What exactly would the plural of 'Blarf' be? With love, Vapor |
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Post by Huntress on Jun 18, 2009 11:35:58 GMT -5
Well, you can always direct any and all such questions to Bloody Mary, he seems to know more about us than we ourselves do. Granted, I don't seem to be able to play this by the rules anyway (if we even had any), funner that way x3 Bah, rules... Guidelines, mild suggestions, something mentioned in passing. They're for people who cannot-or just don't- think for themselves. =3 To the Blarf- Or anyone who can answer for it, What exactly would the plural of 'Blarf' be? With love, Vapor Well put xD Dear Vapor, The word you're looking for is 'blarfs'. Had the blarf race been discovered by explorers, scientists, biologists, academists, or other meddling type of people, they would probably be 'blarves' or 'blarvia' or something equally illogical and Latin, but we're naught but humble pirates and therefore like our good old English. The blarfs themselves don't actually have a word to call them. Forever expressing general dislike for education, Bloody Mary |
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Post by Fraze on Jun 18, 2009 11:47:31 GMT -5
Bloody Mary,
What sort of books do you like to read?
The image of Bloody Mary kicking back with a bawdy romance novel just isn't leaving my head.
Shiva, Blarf,
Same question?
Looking for a publishing contract,
Fraze
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Post by Huntress on Jun 19, 2009 10:59:44 GMT -5
Bloody Mary, What sort of books do you like to read? The image of Bloody Mary kicking back with a bawdy romance novel just isn't leaving my head.Shiva, Blarf, Same question? Looking for a publishing contract, Fraze Dear Constantly Meddling Human, I don't read. Anything besides maps and the like, that is. If I was to waste time on reading books, nothing would ever get done around here. As for the blarf, he doesn't read per se but he has a general preference to books and newspapers that have softer, recycled-paper pages. Probably because of the fibre. Grudgingly, Bloody Mary Enclosed is a small note that reads: 'Shows what he thinks I don't know. Fact is, meepits don't sleep; they rest like fish but they don't sleep. Bloody Mary spends his nights reading old action-adventure books. He's currently halfway through the Three Musketeers, and finished Deerslayer last weekend. Let him know that I told you and you're dead meat. ~Hunty' |
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Post by Rider on Jun 20, 2009 8:54:02 GMT -5
Bloody Mary, What sort of books do you like to read? The image of Bloody Mary kicking back with a bawdy romance novel just isn't leaving my head.Shiva, Blarf, Same question? Looking for a publishing contract, Fraze [glow=red,2,300]Dear Desperate Human, I like old war stories. Reminds me of my old glory days on the battlefield. The roaring of the foe, the flash of the sword... how do you think I got all these scars? Sincerely, Shiva (at the bottom, in Rider's handwriting,) Yeah right, he's probably never seen a war in his life. [/glow] |
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Post by Goosh on Jun 20, 2009 9:27:40 GMT -5
Dearest Blarf,
How do you keep your fur so sleek but your spikes so firm and scaly?
Kind of jealously,
Goosh
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Post by Huntress on Jun 20, 2009 12:49:15 GMT -5
Dearest Blarf, How do you keep your fur so sleek but your spikes so firm and scaly? Kind of jealously, Goosh *blinkblink* *brief ponder* *opens mouth and gives a roughly fifteen-minute howl from the deepest and darkest depths of his smelly throat* Bloody Mary: ...O-kay, so, I think I got nearly everything. He said that the sleek fur is because he swims in the ocean most of the time and the salt keeps the fur in a good condition, plus he doesn't actually dry out often and wet fur looks sleeker. As for the spikes, they're... howdyouputit? ("Blarf!") Well, they're not scaly. They're built-in metal. He sortof grows them through his back using scraps of metal he's eaten. He grew some rrreally interesting spikes after the last big war when he ate those shiny Fleetpeople. |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2009 18:32:32 GMT -5
Dear All, I was just wondering how the heck you actually write these? I mean, ones got hooves, ones got fins?  Please don't hurt me, Sarn |
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Post by Celestial on Jun 20, 2009 18:35:39 GMT -5
Dear Bloody Mary,
How do Meepits choose their leader(s)? Do I even want to know?
Your Curious Cat,
Celestial
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