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Post by Deleted on Jul 18, 2008 1:59:01 GMT -5
I love LOST, Sawyer's the best!!!! Perhaps, but Faraday's better. :P I always did like Charlie, though, and Locke has a certain quality I admire as well.... >.> But Faraday's still best. ^_^ |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 2, 2008 19:18:56 GMT -5
(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet
Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Twenty-three Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-SIXMe: To save the squirrels, Shado uses…he uses… *CANNOT COMPUTE COMMAND* Unable to save himself, he suffers a slash across his backside and continues to Shadow Ball PFA.
Meanwhile, in Cube-a, Midknight proposes a peaceful resolution to Bluisa. Seems like it’s gonna be a civil war to me. ~_^P: Leste spits more in Bluisa’s eyes and then snaps at hers wrists. I wonder, did she cutter? XDN: Vyt godmodes Bluisa. O_o Sounds…painful. >.> Well, anyways, invulnerability has its drawbacks. (Though, seriously, if she’s in vulnerable, wouldn’t that mean her weakness is the world itself? And since dark > light, can’t she just be blinded from the inside out? Jernath, fire a Light Arrow! Cyborg, use Flash!)
Um, erm, excuse me. >.> Anyways, Cat Assassin does nothing and still pins them all in place. I swear, this Ninja rule is ridiculous! So what if power is infinite—let’s give this battle an end already!
Oh. Um, sorry. Again. -_- PFA charges the fox. IDENTITY THEFT!Me: Jernath says he’ll stop fighting if Bluisa let’s them go. The other Mercenaries? Well, they’re fair game. Usually. Okay, not really.
On deck, Rose tries to ram PFA with her stick. X_x I’ll pretend I never read that.
Meanwhile, in Cube-a, the Kougras fail to surrender, while back on deck again, the fox makes strange noises and uses Black Matter Ball. Oh, wait, that’s not a canon move. -_-N: Bluisa loses her mind (I think I saw it three pages back) and Cube-a takes control. Meanwhile, Cat Assassin takes off his glove and uses Focus Energy and Reflect, but in doing so, loses half his mind. Guess he ain’t even got a full head to ‘im anymore, do ‘e?Me: Holy ship! Cyborg kills himself so Midknight become so consumed in rage he’ll overpower Cube-a and seize control! Coup d’état, anyone? Anyways, if Cube-a’s like a black hole, no matter how much energy goes into it, until it evaporates, it’ll be a problem of interstellar proportions! Elsewhere on deck, Shado unleashed Hyper Beam. That’s gonna hurt his chances.N: Oof! PFA feels dizzy, but slashes at Rose nonetheless. I do hope she’s using proper gardening tools. >.>Me: Jernath, like those before him, also loses his mind. Yay for neurotoxins! *nudges The Happening*P: Hunty becomes CAP’NBALL (*brr* It’s freezing!) and says they should visit Fj0rd in the north. But, um…didn’t they just come from the north? >.> *sigh*
Meanwhile, Ye Olde Pirate Shippy gets MADD and cements its trespassers to the deck while the Meepits finish off Kat. Oh, noes!
Back on Ye Olde Blarfy Sharkeater, Hunty romances Rane and realizes his ship is bananas, B-A-N-A-N-A-S!Me: Midknight puts one o’ his eyes on Jernath and Cyborg reawakens. That’s one life down, eight to go!Ma: While the masses jump ship…to swim to their ships, no less, Drakhé and Omni start fighting said masses while the nondescript mage, who’s apparently dead, cringes and realizes she has a tail. When’d that get there?PMaK: Kat begins to stir…ah, the love cooking sequence! No, I’m mistaken? Bummer. -_-N: Cat Assassin gets ship-rocketed, and after he passes out on a fluffy cloud (lalaland, anyone?), the ghosts start taking his home. Rest in pieces, aye?
Bluisa does little much of nothing else and encourages Jernath, who’s presently incapacitated, to fight his fears, presently very capacitated.Me: And to finish off the page, Midknight’s eye revives Jernath (another one down, eight more to go! ^_^) and he admits that he never was truly afraid. Liar! :PPage ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-SEVENN: *poof* Bluisa appears in Cube-a. Hoorah! Then Cube-a sinks. Hooruh?Me: Jernath administer FIRST AID on Bluisa. Hey, no fraternising with the enemy!N: PFA accuses Jernath of murdering Bluisa, then noticed the mist at his feet.Me: We’re blasting off again!N: Vyt tells Subila to take off and goes to rescue Bluisa instead. *insert BOING! and fluffy white clouds here*P: Rider and her rat decimate the fourth wall to the cry of three hundred angry ancient Spartan warriors and Stal, then promptly boards the ship and apologises to Katkat for spring cleaning and not putting the cat down for the demon-horse. Speaking of whom, where is Shiva right about now?Sora: I’ll get you for this one, Shiva!Hmm, she looks angry. Me: Cyborg defies the laws of Physics and creates a wormhole for the Fluffy Sharkeater. Does Blarfy actually eat worms, perchance?P: Hunty despises the ship’s sudden love of supergravity as opposed to high-velocity demonstrations of zero gravity and also goes to visit Kat, whilst muttering something awful about wretched plans and handsome Pirates. I’m singing in the Rane, just singing in the-- *oof*
Kat says she knows nothing, than surprisingly contributes something, then excuses herself from battle. She’s got a bad back, per se.
Rider likes the idea of worming her way out of here, but decides to order Chikkin and sheep instead. Lunch time! Or is it dinner time about now? Breakfast maybe?Me: Jernath grabs a hold of Midknight, not actually blasting off again.N: PFA throws her shuriken, hoping it’ll cut the tendrils tying the Mercs to the ship so they spring off instead, and then calls for back up to get her off the boat. She’s afraid of getting stuck in someone’s naval. ;_;
And then, um…Vyt thinks a lot of thoughts but fails to actually take any action?K: Yay, a Knight! ^_^ …Almost, but not quite. Ferdamei lands on a cat. Meow!N: Zaha (said cat >.>) wakes up and wonders why Ferdamei’s there. Silly kitty, tricks are for kids!S: Amneiger has his minitanks start clearing a path to the shuttle. I think they deserve some minithanks, don’t you think?P: Hunty has…spyglass envy? O_o ANYWAYS, she grabs the reigns and steers the ship towards Rane’s (*snicker*) and tells the Mercs to beat it. She’s got a date coming up!N: PFA abandons ship and lands on white fluffy clouds. >.> I swear, they’re all mental!Me: Jernath does the same—and plunges into the ocean instead. He’s had poor aim all day, hasn’t he?N: Vyt flishy-flashies them back to the Dojo to rearm themselves (hadn’t realized they’d been dismembered >.>) and starts to heal their wounds while Subila asks if PFA wants to uncover another of her godmodly powers. ^_^Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-EIGHTN: PFA tells Subila she’d love to learn how to heal other people. How noble.P: Rider realizes her spyglass really is bigger than Hunty’s, and the mist wonders what the MISM in her midst is.
As the mist probes her mind, Leste finds she’s human again, and the brand of binding on her arm has changes to one of freedom, her own freedom. She dies smiling.PMaK: Kat ponders if the non-Pirates will manage to stay on board or not. Well, you know the saying, “One day you’re in, and the next, you’re not.”N: The Fourth Wall goes mad. The mist goes MIA and the Beekadoodle—burned, battered and bruised—breaks and, believably, everyone dies. The Mages’ Manor’s magic makes sense—and suddenly it explodes. Spacefleet drops out of the sky. Shoulda gone green. -_- And the Forth Wall, realizing it’s broke itself, becomes a black hole, and our disbelief is suddenly suspended. Suspended? I think shattered is more like it! XD Me: The Collective Mercenaries Ship Society—Cyborg and Midknight, Rose, Shado, and the squirrels—clamor into a dinghy, then cut the lines, falling into the sea and out of the mist. Finding a red-headed soggy thing bobbing along unhappily, they offer Jernath a hand (but definitely not a seat).S: The clones follow Zari and Ailura following the minitanks.N: Vyt tells PFA to heal with kindness. …But I thought you were supposed to kill with kindness?Me: Jernath climbs into the jolly dinghy and takes off his clothes to dry, asking if they’re heading back to land…or out to sea?N: While Vyt heals Cat Assassin, PFA heals Bluisa. Subila gets impatient and tells PFA to hurry up, so PFA rushes inside and grabs her new weapons before rejoining the others.
The shuriken, flying in slow-motion at the high-speed enemies still on the ship, loses sight of the Mercs and suddenly turns towards the Pirates instead. Dun-dun-DUN!
Back at the Dojo (where in a corner, an ignored Ninja keeps obediently training as he wonders what wonders lie just outside the paper walls that bind him), Cat Assassin and Bluisa wake and up and PFA suggests they get going. Vyt agrees, flashes them, and they’re gone again.
Appearing on the coast, Vyt and Subila bid adieu and start flying away while Bluisa summons another wind to carry her, Cat Assassin, and PFA after the Pirate ship. Hunty<3Rane—coming soon to a theatre near you!P: Rider uses god’s name in vain, first when she sees Leste drop back from the mist, then again when she drops under the shuriken. Get back! Get! Get!Ma: Omni loses control of her vines and instantly becomes invinerable. …That wasn’t as funny as I thought it’d be. >.>S: Ethan follows after the other, shooting all the ancient warriors that come near. But, hey, that one was selling French fries!
Zari argues with herself whilst plagiarizing Ethan’s idea, then shuts up and keeps walking.K: Ailura follows Zari uneasily, with a bit of worry, too. This certainly isn’t her day.Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-NINEMe: Cyborg suggests they go look for Jernath’s daggers.N: PFA looks around for the Black Beekadoodle. Fly towards the mist…!Me: Jernath says he can’t remember where he lost his daggers, and someone could’ve picked them up already…. -_-
Yep, Cyborg says they’re doomed—they’ve only got, you know, a team of very organized and highly skilled sniffers, see-ers, hearers, and seekers on hand. >.>
Jernath admits they’ve got a chance, but as they draw closer to the land, he doubts the crowds will be easy to get through.P: Hunty steers the ship up to Rane’s schooner, muttering about burnt dinghies and nasty Ninjas leaving their junk flying around while the mist pulverizes the shuriken till it stops, and then calls for her crew to reef the sails. That’d be a good idea, too, since reefs are dying all over the world. :) Save the reefs!Me: Midknight suggests that he and Shado looks for the daggers in secret while the others hide in safety.P: Rider covers Leste in her red cape, wraps her up like a used carpet, and then throws her overboard into the sparkling waters below. E tenebris ad lucem, requiescat in pace…PMaK: Kat goes belowdeck to rest up a bit, Cap’n’s order.S: Fraze lands in the ‘Fleeter’s Grove, decloaking, and tells the others the kineticomp is on the Blarf, and turned off, but can be reactivated by remote control if needed, and then he goes off to fight some gnarly Piratical warriors, dude.N: Bluisa mourns her betrayal of Celestial on the ship (how does that saying go? “Draco dormiens nunquam titillandos”?) while Cat Assassin feels infuriated that the Pirates are pulverizing the shuriken, but knows that they can’t land on the ship just yet. …How ‘bout the schooner instead?S: Bacon complains that he has nothing better to do than run away, and Amneiger tells him to deal wit’ it.Me: Jernath says they could also try climbing through the trees and looking for his knives there.N: PFA says they need to think of a plan, fast. So shut up and think already!Ma: Celestial begins waking up, but I can’t tell if she’s still a dragon or human again. Little help here? XDP: Leste’s spirit returns Rider’s cape, then chases that big ol’ ship in the clear blue sky….Me: Midknight sticks out his tongue and says his plan is better than Jernath’s. :PPage ONE HUNDRED THIRTYP: Rider thanks the kid for her cape, then calls the phoenix for the dragon.Me: The dinghy pushes ashore and Jernath returns his eye to Midknight, submitting to idealogical defeat. Shadows pwn.S: Bacon starts talking about Stargate Atlantis. Never seen it personally, but if it has MacGyver, it’s good enough for me. ^_^N: Cat Assassin drafts a plan, then jumps the draught to drop ship.Me: Cyborg carries Rose into a tree while Midknight and Shado turn into shadows on the ground.P: Hunty has tea with Rane and decides double-crossing him may be a bit difficult. The pirate ships are surrounding them and he wants to put Leraye on trial, so Hunty tries to throw a metaphorical wrench into the metaphorical system and make the trial neutral for all parties involved. Just so long as she can escape, the plan’s good.
Meanwhile, Ikkin steps over the fourth wall, angering Sev, and asks Rider to fill her up on the plot.
What, is my summary not good enough for you or somethin’?! >:(
Anyways, Leraye prepares his gem for departure if necessary and leans back to enjoy the show.
You may have popcorn, demon, but do ya got milk?N: PFA tells Uncle goodbye and starts waiting. Again.Me: Jernath follows Cyborg into a tree and hopes everything goes properly.S: Zari leaps into the air and starts flying, checking, of course, that air traffic control has cleared her flightplan for safety first.
Fraze bombs those gnarly Piratical warriors, dude, and glides to the other Fleeter’s to tell them about the ships instead.Me: Midknight and Shadow find Jernath’s dagger and return them to him in the tree.Mercenaries like trees a lot, don’t they? N: Cat Assassin, aiming for the ship, lands in the water instead. Poor guy. -_- Anyways, he’s got a plan B, so he turns on his spike-shoes and climbs underneath the plank to hide. I guess we could call this Planck’s Constant then, right? XDP: Hunty bargains with a demon and starts bringing him to court.
Meanwhile, the Blarf sees Cat Assassin and gets hungry. Go, Fluffy Sharkeater! Use Bind!N: Cat Assassin leaps up and throws Vyt’s dagger at the Blarf, then sails in after it for a life-ending attack!P: Shiva struggles to defend the stables and Sora inside them. (And Sev suddenly alerts the Mages to their totally rad struggle over open seas and instantly heals Celestial. RLY!) Meanwhile, Rider ponders the mysteries of the universe.And now, this chapter is over. The end. |
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Post by Cyborg on Aug 2, 2008 19:43:01 GMT -5
I will try to read that without thinking very dirty thoughts, Wolf now I need a MIB neurolizer, thanks.  |
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Post by Huntress on Aug 2, 2008 20:24:26 GMT -5
I'm going to pretend I didn't read that >>
Although you're making it difficult.
Increasingly difficult xP
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Post by Rider on Aug 2, 2008 20:27:09 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Hunty/Rane doesn't work for the sole reason of: for a while there he was a voice in her head! XD
... Though it is amusing. ^_^
And the mysteries of the universe was just an excuse to make an FMA reference. XD Which no one picks up on, ever.[/glow]
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Post by Huntress on Aug 2, 2008 20:35:36 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]Hunty/Rane doesn't work for the sole reason of: for a while there he was a voice in her head! XD ... Though it is amusing. ^_^ And the mysteries of the universe was just an excuse to make an FMA reference. XD Which no one picks up on, ever.[/glow] Well, I guess it does mean that he's seen sides of me nobody else ever has xD But no Hunty/Rane for the simple reason that I wouldn't be able to write two-sided romance with myself xDDD Mkay, most romance novel writers manage that, but I'm not one of them >> And I hadn't even seen FMA at the time of reading that post x3 Now that I have, I did pick up the reference. ...man, the GW has really lasted for a long time. |
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Post by zarikrahia on Aug 2, 2008 20:37:31 GMT -5
s!Zari: Perverted Wolf! Aeloan is reading this!
Ferdamei: Zari-niyan's cat must be resilient to being fell on by Xenami mages~
Zari: Quit calling me that. Niyan.
Ferdamei: But you are a female knight! Zari-niyan!
Zari: ...*evil look*
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Post by Bacon on Aug 2, 2008 21:11:01 GMT -5
in the forest near Mage Manor, X3 (the ship, not the smiley) receives a sudden communication from an unknown entity. Actually, his engines were recharged for unknown reasons(the gem, perhaps?), after which he tried contacting Bacon. Sorry for my delayed reaction, I hadn't noticed you had updated this. |
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Post by Celestial on Aug 3, 2008 10:44:54 GMT -5
The ones who showed up in GW2 do, at least. XDDDDD And yay, update.  =O The Mercenaries are hippies! *brick'd for imagining all the mercenaries in tie dye and saying 'peace'* Great summary Wolf, as always. ^^ |
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Post by PFA on Aug 3, 2008 15:36:11 GMT -5
=O The Mercenaries are hippies! *brick'd for imagining all the mercenaries in tie dye and saying 'peace'* XDDDDDDDDDDDD Oh dear, the mental images... *is stab'd* |
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Post by Deleted on Aug 3, 2008 15:44:30 GMT -5
in the forest near Mage Manor, X3 (the ship, not the smiley) receives a sudden communication from an unknown entity. Actually, his engines were recharged for unknown reasons(the gem, perhaps?), after which he tried contacting Bacon. Sorry for my delayed reaction, I hadn't noticed you had updated this. I'll make note of this the next time X3 appears. X3 Hunty/Rane doesn't work for the sole reason of: for a while there he was a voice in her head! XD All the better! They share a bond most couples don't. XD ...FMA? s!Zari: Perverted Wolf! Aeloan is reading this! Ferdamei: Zari-niyan's cat must be resilient to being fell on by Xenami mages~ Zari: Quit calling me that. Niyan. Ferdamei: But you are a female knight! Zari-niyan! Zari: ...*evil look* *confuzzled* The ones who showed up in GW2 do, at least. XDDDDD =O The Mercenaries are hippies! *brick'd for imagining all the mercenaries in tie dye and saying 'peace'* Yay for hippy Mercies! ^_^ *is kinda surprised you didn't mention my awesome Latin translation of Leste's last words* |
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Post by Celestial on Aug 4, 2008 6:03:26 GMT -5
=O The Mercenaries are hippies! *brick'd for imagining all the mercenaries in tie dye and saying 'peace'* Yay for hippy Mercies! ^_^ *is kinda surprised you didn't mention my awesome Latin translation of Leste's last words*Huhwhat? I kind of forgot that she even had last words. ^^;; *checks with a translator* =D Sweet! *bows before your supreme mastery of Latin* |
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Post by Rider on Aug 4, 2008 17:19:47 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]FMA = Full Metal Alchemist. An anime about a short alchemist who wears a red cape. You can see that we share a kinship. ^_^ 'cept his cape has this cross-symbol on it. >.> He's missing an arm and a leg, and they were replaced with steel prosthetics. (sp?)[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]The Philosopher's Stone is made of souls just like Leraye's gem. I think Chikkin did that subconciously.[/glow] |
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I’ll pretend I never read that.
ANYWAYS, she grabs the reigns and steers the ship towards Rane’s (*snicker*) and tells the Mercs to beat it. She’s got a date coming up!
