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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2008 16:31:16 GMT -5
You guys are all awesome. I know you're all busy to some point or another, and I'm sure many of you are just as pressed for time as I am, but if you've got a moment to spare, and if you have a few braincells left anywhere, I would heavily appreciate any help at all that you can give me. Click here. It links to my journal here, nothing malicious just delicious. Thanks to all of you, whether can help me or not. :) |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 30, 2008 18:11:38 GMT -5
An so...abumtidybumbum...*whistles* Thanks, Vyt! ^_^
AnywaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAys, I'm back. Or will be. Soon enough, 'nough said.
Well, no not really.
See (C? Ci!), Issue 350's coming out this week, and as we all know, big numbers that end in "0" often tend to be...well, big. Like BIG big, not like big big, or even BIG big if we wanted to be more accurate, or even bigger... >.>
So. Since I don't want to hop back over here to hop back over there and forget all I'd read over here (>.>), I'm setting a deadline (would calling it a lifeline be more appropriate here?) to come back to this as soon as I'm done with my 350 reviews.
So. Yeah. Thassit.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 15, 2008 23:54:58 GMT -5
(I)nvisible - (K)nights - (Ma)ges - (Me)rcs - (N)injas - (Ne)utral - (P)irates - (S)pacefleet
Guild Wars II: The Summary
Chapter Twenty-two Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-ONEN: The past has been rewritten! Apparently, Vyt merely made a quick excursion to visit Cat Assassin, so that did happen in the present, for now he returns to PFA, who’s still trapped in her cell, to fill her in on the plan; Subila then asks if she can still summon Vyt’s shuriken, as that’s the only thing that’ll get her out now.Ma: Omni picks Bacon out from between her teeth (wait—when did she bite him?!) and then launches herself into the air to fly with Dracké to the…battlefield. -_-S: Ethan realizes that if they can’t turn the army against itself, they can’t turn anything around. Well, they could probably turn themselves around, but what would that solve?PMaK: Kat sends a purple swirly at Jernath as she tries to turn Cyborg into potato chips…you know, I’ve tried rearranging the letters, and it just won’t work. >.<Ne: Asthielle nurses her bad arm. Breastfeeding for the win! …Wait, can I even say that? Hunty? Crystal? Rider?? Strife??? Me: Shado runs at Rider and Cyborg parries the kitchen utensils.N: PFA summons the shuriken, in part to show up Subila, in part to escape, and uses it to dehinge the door.Me: Jernath howls as the purple swirly thing swirls into him, but keeps attacking Kat with his daggers.N: The door having fallen to the wayside, Vyt begins leading the army towards the assassin; Cat Assassin finds the stairway to the heavens above (why, yes, the brig is sort of like purgatory, so according to deductive reasoning…) and begins to climb. Vyt spots Cat Assassin and motions for Subila and PFA to follow him; Cat Assassin motions for PFA to remain concealed as he steps forward and hopes for a distraction.S: Fraze asks if the movement scrambler can be shut off or actively control the Blarf and then tries to stand downwind from the Pirate ship; the Meepits might smell him otherwise. Meanwhile, Amneiger checks upon possible tampered mail.PMaK: Kat continues to fight her attackers. Now with even icier ice daggers!Me: Cyborg suffers a cut on his face and slices back a Kat.N: PFA gets happy. (explicit lyrics)Me: Jernath slams his dagger into Kat’s back yet again.PMaK: Kat beats the bullet but not the knife; it digs into her flesh, shredding her insides as she falls fleetingly to the floor and lies there in a pool of bright-red blood, her magic fizzling until it dies….Ma: Drahké takes off to join Omni as the nondescript mage flies through the green sky and theorises that there are probably two gems, not one, before flying in on two ghostly gryphons—O_O … o_O O_o o_O … >.> <.< >.> … Let’s not go there.Ma --->N: Bluisa awakens at long last and both herself and Celestial arrive on the deck of the Black Beekadoodle, where she casts a spell to block its instant mage-repel.Ne: Discovering the wonders of Nature, an ancient warrior (who's requested to remain anonymous) strikes at the girl before modernizing his aperture and quickly killing the other Nature, too. GO GREEN, PEOPLE! Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-TWOP: Hunty puts Justice—another Meepit—in command before she and Bloody Mary jump off the ship. They fall through the mist-wings and land safely on the ground, where Bloody Mary smells something foul and Hunty raises her weapon.And if you haven’t guessed it already, the ship didn't actually land, nor did the mist fully reform; this, then, explains both how the squirrels and the star-struck lovers, and even Bluisa and the knocked-down dragon, were able to board the ship. Further, this is a clear example of how this kind of thing can quickly get confusing. P: Speck stumbles through the woods and into the clearing, where she finds the fallen Blarf and-ahh!—the Captain! So that’s what smelled foul!N: Cat Assassin blows his cover and rushes to the edge of the ship to watch gleefully as the Captain falls to her supposed doom; when he turns around, all smiling and giddy, he sees Bluisa and calls out for her (thus eliminating any chances of using the battle and Kat’s descent as a suitable distraction to cover up his blown cover), and ergo, the former Mage rushes up to him and hugs him as he explains in short the short end of the present stick.S: Amneiger calls off the minitanks as they fire at the approaching ancient warriors muttering in ancient tongues that he can’t understand. He is so totally dead.P: And for the sake of continuity and no plot holes, Jina dies. Poor ickle sacrifice. -_- Anyways, Hunty sees Speck and then hears Amneiger, and a little while later, the voices of the ancient warriors, to whom she calls out to show themselves. Such a senseless Pirate she is. Anyways again, back on the Beekadoodle, Rider commands the ship to spare a little mist to guard over Kat till she can be healed and to fly back to see before she, too, jumps ship, lands in a tree, and scurries down to join the PAR-TEE!Me: Jernath guiltlessly turns from his defeated foe and aims a bolt of wary caution at the new arrivals (Bluisa and Celestial).N: PFA rushes ondeck, wielding Vyt’s shuriken, and stands before Cat Assassin and Bluisa, telling them to get a room everyone to stay back!Ma: Omni and Drahké drive all night to get to you, where Omni lands on Drahké's head and tells him the Weewoo’s cursed and that there’s a horde of demons beyond it. Ickle firsties, so stupid. Go back to class!Say, would it be redundant to say, “The ground ground to a halt when the earthquake stopped”? Ne: Death and War are joined by Famine, the NTWF’s former Next Top Model, and overhear the ancient warriors deciding that they aren’t each others’ enemies, they're each others’ allies and their shared enemy is Leraye, for whom they now set out to catch and destroy. Seeing that they’re no longer needed on the battlefield-lacking-battle, the Horsemen depart, anxious to know what will occur if the fourth arrives…. Me: Cyborg, suddenly finding himself without nemesis…enemiss…no, that doesn’t quite work…finds his way to the Ninjas and asks whose side they’re on, the Pirates’ or the Mercs’. I honestly predict chaotic neutral, but that’s just me.N: PFA says it’s a hard decision, since within the past few pages, minutes, whatever, both have tried to kill her and her allies, and both could still backstab ‘em, even if, regrettably, they did backstab the Pirates first…. But, anyways, let’s just say the thought of releasing Vyt’s shuriken is getting more tempting….K: Ailura and Ferdamei are flying over the battlefield for reasons I can’t quite fathom when, for reasons that I can’t quite fathom, they’re both sent flying off in opposite directions, Ferdamei towards the Castle and Ailura downwards, right into…Zari.S: Zari leaps up and begins spewing insults at Ailura.K: Ailura leaps up and begins spewing insults at Zari.Me: Rose walks up to Jernath and asks him what Cyborg’s doing She might have to cancel plans with him.N: Cat Assassin answers a question with a question and asks the Mercs not what side they’re fighting for, but why they are fighting for sides. Ooh, that’s deep. Or high. Depends on how you orient the ruler.Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-THREES: Bacon asks Ethan and Amneiger for a phone; he’s calling HQ for reinforcements right now. Nearby, Fraze feels sympathy for the Pirates in this rather ironically-deja-vu’d situation and turns off the scrambler before telling the Pirates the Fluffy Sharkeater is fine and then heading back towards the rest of Spacefleet; the army’s begun to move, and Bacon still needs that communicator. Anyways, Zari grows a heart, so she introduces Ailura to the bunch and asks her wristcomp to connect her to Headquarters. Yep, that’ll work…. She also explains that she and Ailura are…different manifestations of the same person? Did I get that right?K: Ailura gets confused. Why is Zari talking to her bracelet? It doesn’t have a brain.S: Zari gets angry and stomps on the fourth wall. No, not her, too—you’ve got to be kidding me!PMaK: Kat sees Meepits, so many Meepits…all the pretty Meepits…. Strange. I’d have sworn she’d see a Weewoo, perhaps a Beekadoodle?Me: Cyborg says he fights for revenge and his friends. In other words, he has a problem with refriengeance.N: Cat Assassin loses his temper and tells his forces to attack Cyborg’s forces; he’ll take on the Kougras himself. In other news, the Devil goes down to Georgia.Me: Jernath gestures to Cyborg. Now don’t be rude, you.N: PFA nods and runs off, swinging her shuriken at Rose.Me: Jernath defends himself as Bluisa flies in to attack.N: Bluisa’s eyes turn white as she prepares to attack and throws two fireballs at the Mercs; Vyt and Subila can’t approach the battle as Bluisa is fighting, and they realize that she, too, has PFA’s gift; Subila asks if she can teach PFA to use her own gift, but Vyt fears great doom will befall her and she will never get the chance to teach….P: The ship finally makes sense of Rider’s sentiments and begins flying off towards the sea (conversely, its turning around could’ve just taken a really long time. Or else not much time has actually passed, even if a bit more than a page has -_-). Under the ship’s shattered shade, the Blarf stands up and the Pirates pile on to escape the onset of the ancient army’s arrival in the woods. And…finally…Boom da Meepit crawls onto Kat to, erm, assess the damage and prepare an estimate. >.>
P2: Leste blocks Bluisa’s fireballs from hitting the Mercs.Ma: Celestial begins to awaken, but then falls unconscious again.Ne--> K: The mysterious woman arrives at the King’s Keep and introduces herself as Naft Ali, the last surviving member of the Shadow Guild. Wolf sits down with her and she tells him how, long ago, a group of philosophers aimed to answer the mysteries of the universe; these philosophers, called the Luminant Guild and opposed by the Shadow Guild, called upon a demon to create a gem; the demon betrayed them, however, and sealed them all inside the gem. Long after the gem was created, the remains of the Luminant Guild became the Invisible Guild, one guild seeking revenge on the others, one guild to rule them all.N: Cat Assassin begins moving Celestial to safer…deck.Me: Midknight shields Rose from the shuriken and goes after PFA and uses Blackout again.N: Cat Assassin puts down Celestial and swings Cyborg to the side. Is this a ho-down, or what!Me: Jernath is surprised by the MISM (Leste), but goes in to attack Bluisa nonetheless.N: PFA stabs the shuriken towards Midknight…she thinks. It’s dark out right now, so she can’t really tell.Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FOURS: ((Amneiger suddenly reminds me of Dan Faraday.)) Amneiger asks why they need reinforcements when they can all just get back in Zari’s shuttle and just fly away; Zari tries to communicate with the ancient warriors, and when it fails, she says they can’t rightly escape without handling Ailura and The Commanderball first.Me: Midknight dodges to the right, stabbing PFA in the ribs before sending Shado to guard Rose as Cyborg gets back on his feet after Cat Assassin’s throw and sends a Rock Throw at him before rushing in for a Tackle.N: Cat Assassin shatters the boulder and tries to redirect the tackle; Bluisa invokes Nature (no, not the girl, the other one) to disarm Jernath before firing, of all things, more fireballs at him. PFA, still in the dark, deflects Midknight’s attack, but still gets hit in the shoulder, before swinging the shuriken back at Midknight. Again.Me: Jernath runs at Bluisa and punches her. Shame on you! Don’tcha know you’re not supposed to hit a woman?P: Leste blocks the fireballs again and flies at Bluisa, trying to strangle her: To get to Jernath, she must get through the witch. My question is, which is the miniboss and which is the boss?Ma: Celestial realizes she should be dead, but keeps sleeping anyway.Me: Cyborg’s knocked off course, of course, and rushes up to one of the injured Mages and threatens to kill her if his demands are not met; Midknight’s arm is shliced open by the shuriken, so he turns the Ninja’s shadows into living replicas that attack them.N: Cat Assassin throws his clone overboard and starts for PFA’s while Bluisa, cornered by Jernath and Cyborg, begins chanting and glowing, enveloped by a black cloud of lingerie spirits. Inside, purple eyes open before Jernath, demanding to see his fear. Outside, PFA puts herself in a box (she’s practicing miming) to protect herself from the shadow clones.Me: Jernath says, Ha! I’m fearless!!1!?(N?): Purple smoke pervades Jernath, destroying him from the inside out as it feasts upon his hidden fears. Ma: Drakhé’s intimidated by the idea of demons, but presses on anyways; the nondescript mage watches the two [female] Griffins arguing about betrayal, then realizes there’s a battlefield beneath her.Me: Cyborg calls Midknight for assistance, so the black Kougra jumps into the sphere of spiraling lingerie spirits and halts the dark energy poisoning Jernath before vowing to defeat Bluisa. Man, I wish all these guys were human—once down, they’d stay that way!N: The dark cube flashes crimson before turning midknight bluisa again. Meanwhile, Cat Assassin keeps attacking the clones.Me: Jernath screams at the images in his head and punches the purple eyes.N: PFA drops her shield, and since all the clones have been dealt with, she taunts Shado and the squirrels instead.P: As the ancient army closes in upon them, the Blarf and his four riders (only one of whom is actually Rider) fight off attacking warriors until they arrive at the sea, where once-sunken ships are rising to the surface in the light of the shattered gem.Now, lesse, you’re probably asking, where is this sea? Isn’t Dunburrow landlocked? Why, yes, it is, but in the past, Dunburrow was a much larger empire ruling nearly the entire country. And because any country with a coast has to have a naval force to toast, the knights, too, have boats rising from the sea. Huzzah! Page ONE HUNDRED TWENTY-FIVEP: Leste loosens her hold on Bluisa and demands she fight her before fighting Jernath.Me: Midknight rambles on about black cats and nine lives while Shado spits Shadow Balls at PFA.K: Wolf contemplates critical issues with a kestrel before going back inside.P: At world’s end, the Blarf leaps into the air and…plunges into the sea below! Hacking and coughing, its passengers soon recover as the ancient army keeps following them just as they spot the Beekadoodle flying further out to see, past the ships so it can land, to which the Blarf starts swimming at full speed. After a little time passes, the Beekadoodle lands…very…gracefully in the sea and Rider decided, even on the ship, they’ll need backup: Sev should call all the Mages to their aid. But didn’t he already try that…twice?S: Among the ancient masses, Ethan says they need to call for immediate backup, or else just back up and get outta there.Ma: Omni lands and clears a path for them to follow. Shame they’re always arriving late to the party. -_-S: Bacon tries to do something, but contributes nothing; in the forest near Mage Manor, X3 (the ship, not the smiley) receives a sudden communication from an unknown entity.N: Cat Assassin needlessly dodges attacks not aimed at him and states the obvious, all very nonchalantly; Bluisa keeps attacking or something…this is going on far too long, methinks. S: Amneiger tells Zari they should take Ailura with them and get The Commanderball from inside the shuttle. Problem solved. Now let’s get the heck outta here.PMaK: Kat puts herself to sleep (how cruel >:|), then promptly faints (how cliché -_-).Me: Shado uses a double Shadow Ball while Cyborg launches a rapid-fire Rock Throw at the Barrier’s walls and prays that they can find a way out while Midknight thinks the same thing.N: As Cat Assassin dodges more bullets, Bluisa’s interdimensional cube turns intense green as it continues to drain the life out of everyone inside. Reading this is draining all of the life out of me. Oh, and PFA plays dodgeball.Me: Jernath keeps struggling, wishing now he’d taken magical physics back in high school. -_-S: Bacon advises strafing, although the object of strifing still appeals to the masses (Hail Commanderball!); firing off one-hit KOs into the once-hit crowd, Zari says that they can hide the Poopomancer under some camo and escape to the ship for lunch and radio before getting The Commanderball. Indeed, he’s been life-deprived for so long now, I bet there’s hardly anything left to retrieve of him.And now that this is over, although it pains me to say, I shall have no special ending for this chapter. No pun, no witticism, no snide remarks. Just the end. Deal with it. |
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Post by zarikrahia on Jul 16, 2008 1:57:09 GMT -5
 SUMMARY! SUMMARY! *flails madly, falls off her soapbox, and accidentally eats the internet again.* Hoooooooooboy. No snide remarks? No witticisms? What, you mean...but I was laughing! Maybe I should see a doctor about my sense of humour. |
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Post by PFA on Jul 16, 2008 8:31:27 GMT -5
Yay, it's The Return of the Summary! You know, I don't think we really notice how long things drag on when we're RPing them. XD; |
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Post by Rider on Jul 16, 2008 16:57:46 GMT -5
[glow=red,2,300]We love you, Wolf. ^_^ So much.[/glow]
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Post by Deleted on Jul 16, 2008 22:57:30 GMT -5
*looks up Dan Faraday* What. xD What?! You didn't know who Dan Faraday is?! Shame on you! He's only the coolest guy to bring Physics to life (and the island)! And another Dan that's around here somewhere might help if you really don't know. >.> But, uh, you might have to get Lost for the whole thing to make sense. XD To the rest of ya, I'm glad you liked it! ^_^ |
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Post by Amneiger on Jul 16, 2008 23:25:11 GMT -5
*looks up Dan Faraday* What. xD What?! You didn't know who Dan Faraday is?! Shame on you! He's only the coolest guy to bring Physics to life (and the island)! And another Dan that's around here somewhere might help if you really don't know. >.> But, uh, you might have to get Lost for the whole thing to make sense. XD To the rest of ya, I'm glad you liked it! ^_^ I don't really watch very many shows. >_> *runs from the fans* |
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