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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:41:35 GMT -5
You know that muscel right behind your knee? I always used to fantasize about cutting it with garden shears.. Aaaaand we've stepped beyond Tabloids to the horrific worrying reality... but really! Feel it with your fingers; it's so thick and obvious. Slit the skin right next to it, jam in the ends of a pair of hedge clippers, and squeeze. THe idea is fascinating. |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:41:59 GMT -5
You know that muscel right behind your knee? I always used to fantasize about cutting it with garden shears.. There's a major artery behind your knee. Be careful you don't cut it or your victim will die real fast. true, but then you can lick up the blood and stuff. |
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 13:42:12 GMT -5
Creativity, that's all there is to it.  That and a father and brother who learnt dissection in school and had several candid discussions about it over a dissection kit. don't you mean, dissection Kit? Oh well. So far, I'm the first pirate to make it this far... Pirates are useless when it comes to torture. Kat learnt castration, but it was just castration and didn't extend to other parts of the body. You just ain't got the patience for it. |
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Post by Enn on Dec 2, 2006 13:42:46 GMT -5
Aaaaand we've stepped beyond Tabloids to the horrific worrying reality... but really! Feel it with your fingers; it's so thick and obvious. Slit the skin right next to it, jam in the ends of a pair of hedge clippers, and squeeze. THe idea is fascinating. *refers to the comment about this all going into an FBI file from your torture story thread* |
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 13:43:58 GMT -5
but really! Feel it with your fingers; it's so thick and obvious. Slit the skin right next to it, jam in the ends of a pair of hedge clippers, and squeeze. THe idea is fascinating. *refers to the comment about this all going into an FBI file from your torture story thread* It's right here on my computer. I'm actually a secret agent, and she's dripping all sorts of terribly useful information. Like the fact that pirates still use garden shears, the useless things. |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:44:12 GMT -5
don't you mean, dissection Kit? Oh well. So far, I'm the first pirate to make it this far... Pirates are useless when it comes to torture. Kat learnt castration, but it was just castration and didn't extend to other parts of the body. You just ain't got the patience for it. Pirates can learn. I want to. I can have patience when I want to. And besides, I started castrating just from observance, and I didn't need any help to figure out how to write torture. And I helped Elc when she *Cough* wasn't creative enough. Pirates are formidable, my friend. |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:45:13 GMT -5
*refers to the comment about this all going into an FBI file from your torture story thread* It's right here on my computer. I'm actually a secret agent, and she's dripping all sorts of terribly useful information. Like the fact that pirates still use garden shears, the useless things. the practical things. What if you don't have time to build a cheap robot and let it do the work for you like a wussy little person? Get your hands dirty  |
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Post by kittygirl on Dec 2, 2006 13:47:44 GMT -5
Hello? What's happening in the bloids?
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 13:47:55 GMT -5
I vouch for wire, dear. Hot wire. Not only does it burn, but it gets rid of all that blood. Bloodstains smell so terribly and are awfully hard to wash out of silk.
Why should I get my hands dirty? Ninjas, unlike pirates, value hygiene. There's a certain art to making someone scream in terror and still being able to look sexy and alluring at the same time.
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:48:04 GMT -5
Hello? What's happening in the bloids? Just had a sadism contest. |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:49:49 GMT -5
I vouch for wire, dear. Hot wire. Not only does it burn, but it gets rid of all that blood. Bloodstains smell so terribly and are awfully hard to wash out of silk. Why should I get my hands dirty? Ninjas, unlike pirates, value hygiene. There's a certain art to making someone scream in terror and still being able to look sexy and alluring at the same time. That's vampires, silly. Besides, there's a certain joy to be able to get gritty and get blood splattered all over you and laugh. That inspires fear in a victim. Looking sexy distractes them from the agony. Pirates are much better at inspiring paralysing fear and having fun. and about the hygeine...there's also a certain joy in walking into a room covered in blood and grinning, then heading for a sink while everyone's like "  !!The captain just had fun again.." |
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Post by kittygirl on Dec 2, 2006 13:50:36 GMT -5
Hello? What's happening in the bloids? Just had a sadism contest. And how did that go, Xivvy? |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:51:19 GMT -5
Just had a sadism contest. And how did that go, Xivvy? started out winning, but Nick decided that Crystal's robotic thingy won. |
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Post by kittygirl on Dec 2, 2006 13:52:58 GMT -5
And how did that go, Xivvy? started out winning, but Nick decided that Crystal's robotic thingy won. Crystal has a robotic thingy? x.x |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:53:19 GMT -5
started out winning, but Nick decided that Crystal's robotic thingy won. Crystal has a robotic thingy? x.x apparently. |
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That and a father and brother who learnt dissection in school and had several candid discussions about it over a dissection kit.
!!The captain just had fun again.."