The Gwen Stefani 'Bloids 119

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elvenguardian said:

newnick said:

Nah, glass is boring You lose.

Why the two responses to the same quote? D-:

You still have a metal spear shoved up your rectum... *plugs it into an electrical socket and slowly begins frying Nick*

eh, I wanted to argue a little.

Umm... <__< So...

I have something long and hard... up...

... It's just too easy...

[♥ Xivvy]

newnick said:

elvenguardian said:

You still have a metal spear shoved up your rectum... *plugs it into an electrical socket and slowly begins frying Nick*

eh, I wanted to argue a little.

Umm... <__< So...

I have something long and hard... up...

... It's just too easy...

complications aren't what matter. Pain is what matters. Yes, Nick, I basically just shoved an electrical spear up your buttcrack.

[Crystal]

elvenguardian said:

newnick said:

Crystal wins, for usng remote-controlled devices and technology, for the deboning and not resorting to simple glass-in-the-face techniques.

Heh I'd like to leave you all with one last thought. Crystal is a good 4-5 years older than me. If I already can compete with her now, does anyone dare image what I'm going to be when I'm her age?

Crystal - uh huh. I need to take Biology. Then again, what do you call that place that women bleed fro-*gagg'd*

And I'll always be older than you, so I'll be that much worse when you're my current age. Aaaw, you can't win, dear. I've practiced on your husband too much.

Someday, I'll file my teeth to points, kiss him, and bite out his tongue in the process.

And why the FACE? I can think of lotsa better places. D: Face muscle doesn't move much. Try the joints of the fingers, where you have the liquid in the sockets. Loss of that liquid is what causes arthritis, so if you artificially induce it, it'll be that much worse.

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Ooooh, ooooh, you should rip out each other's kneecaps ^_____^

[♥ Xivvy]

frostcrystal said:

elvenguardian said:

Heh I'd like to leave you all with one last thought. Crystal is a good 4-5 years older than me. If I already can compete with her now, does anyone dare image what I'm going to be when I'm her age?

Crystal - uh huh. I need to take Biology. Then again, what do you call that place that women bleed fro-*gagg'd*

And I'll always be older than you, so I'll be that much worse when you're my current age. Aaaw, you can't win, dear. I've practiced on your husband too much.

Someday, I'll file my teeth to points, kiss him, and bite out his tongue in the process.

And why the FACE? I can think of lotsa better places. D: Face muscle doesn't move much. Try the joints of the fingers, where you have the liquid in the sockets. Loss of that liquid is what causes arthritis, so if you artificially induce it, it'll be that much worse.

But think about the face - you couldn't smile, open your mouth, blink, swallow, raise an eyebrow, eat, without shards began futher impaled in your flesh.

Don't worry, dear. Your mother isn't a quitter.

[Crystal]

newnick said:

Ooooh, ooooh, you should rip out each other's kneecaps ^_____^

<3 Ripping out is no fun, dear. Kneecaps can still be replaced with iron. Hamstrings are a lot less easy.

[♥ Xivvy]

newnick said:

Ooooh, ooooh, you should rip out each other's kneecaps ^_____^

*smerk* That reminds me of my Xemnas one.

Ziv: GAH. What are the leg bones called? *looks up* ooooh...the tibia..
Xemnas: ! NOT THE TIBIA!

[Crystal]

elvenguardian said:

frostcrystal said:

And I'll always be older than you, so I'll be that much worse when you're my current age. Aaaw, you can't win, dear. I've practiced on your husband too much.

Someday, I'll file my teeth to points, kiss him, and bite out his tongue in the process.

And why the FACE? I can think of lotsa better places. D: Face muscle doesn't move much. Try the joints of the fingers, where you have the liquid in the sockets. Loss of that liquid is what causes arthritis, so if you artificially induce it, it'll be that much worse.

But think about the face - you couldn't smile, open your mouth, blink, swallow, raise an eyebrow, eat, without shards began futher impaled in your flesh.

Don't worry, dear. Your mother isn't a quitter.

I can live without moving my face. That's what glucose drips are for. But without your fingers, you couldn't type.

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frostcrystal said:

newnick said:

Ooooh, ooooh, you should rip out each other's kneecaps ^_____^

<3 Ripping out is no fun, dear. Kneecaps can still be replaced with iron. Hamstrings are a lot less easy.

^__^ *learns and becomes intrigued by the mystical techniques of Ninja torture*

[♥ Xivvy]

frostcrystal said:

elvenguardian said:

But think about the face - you couldn't smile, open your mouth, blink, swallow, raise an eyebrow, eat, without shards began futher impaled in your flesh.

Don't worry, dear. Your mother isn't a quitter.

I can live without moving my face. That's what glucose drips are for. But without your fingers, you couldn't type.

True, I couldn't. I'd have to resort to kneeling over people and licking up their blood as I constantly gouge them with retractable serrated hooks.

[♥ Xivvy]

frostcrystal said:

newnick said:

Ooooh, ooooh, you should rip out each other's kneecaps ^_____^

<3 Ripping out is no fun, dear. Kneecaps can still be replaced with iron. Hamstrings are a lot less easy.

You know that muscel right behind your knee? I always used to fantasize about cutting it with garden shears..

[Crystal]

newnick said:

frostcrystal said:

<3 Ripping out is no fun, dear. Kneecaps can still be replaced with iron. Hamstrings are a lot less easy.

^__^ *learns and becomes intrigued by the mystical techniques of Ninja torture*

Creativity, that's all there is to it. That and a father and brother who learnt dissection in school and had several candid discussions about it over a dissection kit.

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elvenguardian said:

frostcrystal said:

<3 Ripping out is no fun, dear. Kneecaps can still be replaced with iron. Hamstrings are a lot less easy.

You know that muscel right behind your knee? I always used to fantasize about cutting it with garden shears..

Aaaaand we've stepped beyond Tabloids to the horrific worrying reality...

[♥ Xivvy]

frostcrystal said:

newnick said:

^__^ *learns and becomes intrigued by the mystical techniques of Ninja torture*

Creativity, that's all there is to it. That and a father and brother who learnt dissection in school and had several candid discussions about it over a dissection kit.

don't you mean, dissection Kit?

Oh well. So far, I'm the first pirate to make it this far...

[Crystal]

elvenguardian said:

frostcrystal said:

<3 Ripping out is no fun, dear. Kneecaps can still be replaced with iron. Hamstrings are a lot less easy.

You know that muscel right behind your knee? I always used to fantasize about cutting it with garden shears..

There's a major artery behind your knee. Be careful you don't cut it or your victim will die real fast.