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Post by kittygirl on Dec 2, 2006 13:55:32 GMT -5
Crystal has a robotic thingy?  x.x apparently. .... -_- Your levels of pervert are too low. So sounds like fun. |
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 13:56:28 GMT -5
I vouch for wire, dear. Hot wire. Not only does it burn, but it gets rid of all that blood. Bloodstains smell so terribly and are awfully hard to wash out of silk. Why should I get my hands dirty? Ninjas, unlike pirates, value hygiene. There's a certain art to making someone scream in terror and still being able to look sexy and alluring at the same time. That's vampires, silly. Besides, there's a certain joy to be able to get gritty and get blood splattered all over you and laugh. That inspires fear in a victim. Looking sexy distractes them from the agony. Pirates are much better at inspiring paralysing fear and having fun. and about the hygeine...there's also a certain joy in walking into a room covered in blood and grinning, then heading for a sink while everyone's like " !!The captain just had fun again.." Who says we don't laugh?  The captain just had "fun" again XD I didn't know you were into that sort of thing... and while torturing, too. Tsk tsk. |
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 2, 2006 13:56:45 GMT -5
I vouch for wire, dear. Hot wire. Not only does it burn, but it gets rid of all that blood. Bloodstains smell so terribly and are awfully hard to wash out of silk. Why should I get my hands dirty? Ninjas, unlike pirates, value hygiene. There's a certain art to making someone scream in terror and still being able to look sexy and alluring at the same time. That's vampires, silly. Besides, there's a certain joy to be able to get gritty and get blood splattered all over you and laugh. That inspires fear in a victim. Looking sexy distractes them from the agony. Pirates are much better at inspiring paralysing fear and having fun. and about the hygeine...there's also a certain joy in walking into a room covered in blood and grinning, then heading for a sink while everyone's like " !!The captain just had fun again.." I must agree with that. I'd have to say, I'd be way more scared of a blood-splattered grinning maniac than a sexy guy; I'd have a moment of "OMG sexy SQUEE" before dissolving into utter and absolute pain. |
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 2, 2006 13:58:35 GMT -5
Yes! I killed the sadism contest!
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Post by kittygirl on Dec 2, 2006 13:59:02 GMT -5
Yes! I killed the sadism contest! Was it still going? |
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 2, 2006 13:59:32 GMT -5
Yes! I killed the sadism contest! Was it still going? I thought it was... well, either I killed it or it was dead already. Either way, we all win. |
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Post by Thundy on Dec 2, 2006 13:59:36 GMT -5
Full version DEFCON is so great. I killed Europe AND Africa!  2 CONTINENTS WIPED OFF THE MAP |
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Post by ♥ Xivvy on Dec 2, 2006 13:59:58 GMT -5
That's vampires, silly. Besides, there's a certain joy to be able to get gritty and get blood splattered all over you and laugh. That inspires fear in a victim. Looking sexy distractes them from the agony. Pirates are much better at inspiring paralysing fear and having fun. and about the hygeine...there's also a certain joy in walking into a room covered in blood and grinning, then heading for a sink while everyone's like " !!The captain just had fun again.." I must agree with that. I'd have to say, I'd be way more scared of a blood-splattered grinning maniac than a sexy guy; I'd have a moment of "OMG sexy SQUEE" before dissolving into utter and absolute pain. see? Point proved |
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 2, 2006 14:00:20 GMT -5
Full version DEFCON is so great. I killed Europe AND Africa! 2 CONTINENTS WIPED OFF THE MAP Thundy, I'm glad for you, but you ran away from our wedding reception! Wedding receptions are more important than blowing up continents. |
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Post by kittygirl on Dec 2, 2006 14:00:58 GMT -5
I thought it was... well, either I killed it or it was dead already. Either way, we all win. Yay for winningness! Thundy.... As much as I want to say you're a murdering maniac, that game sounds fun. |
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Post by Thundy on Dec 2, 2006 14:01:59 GMT -5
Full version DEFCON is so great. I killed Europe AND Africa! 2 CONTINENTS WIPED OFF THE MAP Thundy, I'm glad for you, but you ran away from our wedding reception! Wedding receptions are more important than blowing up continents. Because everyone in Europe was dead, I looted all their rum. ALL of it. That's enough Rum to keep us going into the next Millenium. Let's have another reception |
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Post by Zylaa on Dec 2, 2006 14:02:33 GMT -5
Thundy, I'm glad for you, but you ran away from our wedding reception! Wedding receptions are more important than blowing up continents. Because everyone in Europe was dead, I looted all their rum. ALL of it. That's enough Rum to keep us going into the next Millenium. Let's have another reception Sweet! Reception time! Where's the cake? |
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Post by kittygirl on Dec 2, 2006 14:03:26 GMT -5
Because everyone in Europe was dead, I looted all their rum. ALL of it. That's enough Rum to keep us going into the next Millenium. Let's have another reception Sweet! Reception time! Where's the cake? Cake! We need brownies, and cookies, and ice cream too! |
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Post by Thundy on Dec 2, 2006 14:04:01 GMT -5
Because everyone in Europe was dead, I looted all their rum. ALL of it. That's enough Rum to keep us going into the next Millenium. Let's have another reception Sweet! Reception time! Where's the cake? I was able to loot all the cakes too. Armaggedeon is FUN |
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Post by Crystal on Dec 2, 2006 14:04:19 GMT -5
That's vampires, silly. Besides, there's a certain joy to be able to get gritty and get blood splattered all over you and laugh. That inspires fear in a victim. Looking sexy distractes them from the agony. Pirates are much better at inspiring paralysing fear and having fun. and about the hygeine...there's also a certain joy in walking into a room covered in blood and grinning, then heading for a sink while everyone's like " !!The captain just had fun again.." I must agree with that. I'd have to say, I'd be way more scared of a blood-splattered grinning maniac than a sexy guy; I'd have a moment of "OMG sexy SQUEE" before dissolving into utter and absolute pain. It's sexy and EVIL, dear. And very, very cold and calculative. Maniacs tend to be a little clumsy. The ultimate purpose of torture isn't to make your victim scared of you. It's so that you get a reputation. Or, well, that's MY ultimate purpose anyway. Think, hon. How many evil, sexy men can you name off the top of your head... and how many bloodsplattered maniacs? Bloodsplattered maniacs lack the elegance to survive after brute strength gets the job done. They almost always die at the end of the story. |
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