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Post by Patjade on Dec 16, 2002 6:25:01 GMT -5
I don't understand it. How can you beleive in UFOs and Not elvis. They;re SO linked together ;D Because I have actually SEEN a UFO, but I have NEVER actually SEEN Elvis. Only pictures of him emerging from a spaceship in the National Enquirer, next to the bomber on the moon, and the Alien baby in the bathtub.
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Dec 16, 2002 16:19:43 GMT -5
Because I have actually SEEN a UFO, but I have NEVER actually SEEN Elvis. Only pictures of him emerging from a spaceship in the National Enquirer, next to the bomber on the moon, and the Alien baby in the bathtub. *disolves into fits of laughter* OH MY!
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Post by streamingblue on Dec 16, 2002 20:30:38 GMT -5
Shankly & crew is going to wonder what the conspiracy is. We'll heva to tell him it's the Great Chet Flash conspiracy, and everyone will have to wait to find out what it is because.... nobody knows what to DO with it yet! haha.. unless of course shankly's on the spying side any time soon.. he better not. if he does find out, he better do nothing... bwahhahahaaa
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Post by Patjade on Dec 16, 2002 20:35:51 GMT -5
haha.. unless of course shankly's on the spying side any time soon.. he better not. if he does find out, he better do nothing... bwahhahahaaa Come now, we ALL know that Josh NEVER spies on us here . Have you EVER seen a username of Josh or Shankly logged in? Koff**beanspasm**koff....
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Dec 16, 2002 20:41:49 GMT -5
Yes he is beanspasm. fear him.
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Post by Killix on Dec 16, 2002 21:23:36 GMT -5
Why would he want to spy on us? lol
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Post by Patjade on Dec 17, 2002 5:44:20 GMT -5
Why would he want to spy on us? lol Spy? He does NOT spy! THAT is a conspiracy. Oh, you may THINK that Josh is spying, but it is just rumor and innuendo. I don't know that there really IS a Josh, or Mr. Shankly. What evidence do we have? An account with Mr. Shankly attached to it. Email from some faceless person. I say it all adds up to graffitti and miscellaneous paw/hoof/claw prints. AHA! It has ALL been revealed to me! Mr. Shankly is ..... [glow=red,2,300]Dum-dum-dum[/glow] CHET FLASH [glow=red,2,300]Edit by Rider Several Years Later: 0_o[/glow]
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Post by Princess Ember Mononoke on Dec 17, 2002 12:05:48 GMT -5
Patjade, I think it's time for you to go take your medication.
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Post by Patjade on Dec 17, 2002 15:18:17 GMT -5
Patjade, I think it's time for you to go take your medication. Uh-uh. I don't NEED it! My insanity is 100% all natural, refined from YEARS of ongoing practice, and honed to razor-edged sharpness from 20 years of shiftwork in the military as a weather forecaster. It was THAT combination, plus heavy consumption of Mountain Dew (I am a recovering Dewaholic, clean for 7 years!) that made me the lunatic I am today! But remember, I may be insane, but I am NOT crazy!
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Dec 17, 2002 16:24:07 GMT -5
Yes pat, you are crazy in a sense.
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Post by Killix on Dec 17, 2002 16:40:43 GMT -5
Pat needs some Chet Flash Cola...
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Post by Patjade on Dec 17, 2002 17:41:16 GMT -5
Pat needs some Chet Flash Cola... Maybe we need to take this to the insanity board, and leave this one open to more ideas on the subject at hand... (Guilty as charged). BTW, I gave up on carbonated beverages. I drink iced tea most of the time now, if I can. Carbonated beverages give me gas and makes me bloated.
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Post by calvinseviltwin on Dec 17, 2002 17:42:29 GMT -5
It's made of gas too... carbon!
"FINALLY! A carbon based life form has come to rescue me!"-B.E.N., Treasure Planet
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Post by phasmo42 on Dec 17, 2002 17:51:53 GMT -5
You mustn't forget the cheesy snack: Chetos! (Bad pun off of cheetos...)
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Post by loveablepet2007 on Dec 17, 2002 21:57:32 GMT -5
Horror story: The Neopian times writers are slowly killed off by a creature known only as 'Chet Flash,' who apparently can't figure out whether he has paws or hands.
I believe in Mr. Shankly, don't you? And every week, he distributes trophies to the good *cough* boys and girls of Neopia... wait, I appear to have mixed up my fictional characters.
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