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Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Champion writer of Neopia said:

You could try fixing it until it is broken.

-Big Jim

That actually sounds a lot like what I'm doing at work....

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Rider said:

[glow=red,2,300]Augh! I'm too darned slow.[/glow]

Great minds think alike. Which makes me wonder why we both did it... *ponder*

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 My email doesn't work anymore said:

Suprised the same Tabloid thread is still running since I left
Happy to finally be back to a place where the only music selection isn't all by artists living/born below the Mason-Dixie Line.
Can't figure out why the lamp above desk won't turn on
Has some interesting digicam content to upload

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @neonick said:

<__<
>__>
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Day whatever, and I'm bored out of my mind. SO BORED I'VE TAKEN UP LOOKING AROUND AS A HOBBY. >__<
Please help, Big Bother, by giving us some kind of task again OR A DONKEY.

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:08:51 GMT -5 by Huntress

"Our first course will be Nitroglycerin soup, followed by TNT with gravy and a side of gunpowder. Finally for desert you have a choice between a strawberry plastic explosive sundae or Uranium cobbler. A selection of wine is also available on request."

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Memorable Quotes Jul 15, 2005 16:48:32 GMT -5

Post by Kiddo on Jul 15, 2005 16:48:32 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @kiirnodel said:

DM Kiirnodel: I'm going to take an extra break during work to buy HBP

DM Kiirnodel: 12:01, *yoink*
DM Kiirnodel: little kid: That was the last one. Me: Too slow sucker!
aldrai: awwww, you wouldn't, would you?
DM Kiirnodel: Absolutely, kids are horrid, cruel and evil.
aldrai: hahahha
aldrai: just like you
DM Kiirnodel: Yeppers!

If that were me, I'd pretend to hand him the book, and SMACK HIM IN THE FACE! And with a book that size, it might cause damage

!

[glow=red,2,300]Cruel. Evil. Pain-causing. To a small child. I like it.[/glow]

-- Rider

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:09:45 GMT -5 by Huntress

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Memorable Quotes Jul 17, 2005 12:53:54 GMT -5

Post by Rider on Jul 17, 2005 12:53:54 GMT -5

SpacePunk42: *Has mental image of Voldemort using expeliarmus on a firebomb, knocking it back at the thrower. It ends poorly*

SpacePunk42: Nothing says "Die you psychopathic murdering snakey guy!" like a grenade launcher to the face.

My brother is strange.

[glow=red,2,300]Guy's Siggy:[/glow]

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @oldnavyfan said:

We should just start a Guysteen fanclub. *joins in the dancing*

... And then the world ended.

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @joecool2 said:

Hoozah! Captain Bloodloss shall save the-

*Faints*

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Stal said:

Well, then against my better judgement and protective tendencies, I pronounce you creampuff and wife.

Ladies and Gentlemen (I think that takes care of most of you), I now present to you the newest wed tabloid couple. May their marriage last only as long as it takes for me to make a big payoff from the betting table.

[glow=red,2,300]Follow the (insert date and time here) link for some of the greatest wedding vows ever written.

4/9/08 'cept you can't now.

[/glow]

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @eri said:

>.>

<.<

I am Lord Moldyshorts, the greatest villian of all time! Fear me and my mothball smelling shorts!

*laughs in a very evil manner, and then begins to choke on a mothball*

Fear...my...wrath.

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Crystal said:

First move eh?

ldghlrs;hg;sdljj!!!! Bible study! Supervillian away!

*flies off, snatching up Bible as she does so*

Okay, not the most dignified exit, but I don't want to be late for the food....

There's just something fundamentally wrong with a powerful half-naked supervillian running off trying not to be late for Bible study.

[glow=red,2,300]And, per Kat's request,[/glow]

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Rider said:

[glow=red,2,300]Lawyers. *shudder* The greatest supervillains of all.[/glow]

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:11:46 GMT -5 by Huntress

"Our first course will be Nitroglycerin soup, followed by TNT with gravy and a side of gunpowder. Finally for desert you have a choice between a strawberry plastic explosive sundae or Uranium cobbler. A selection of wine is also available on request."

Kiddo
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Memorable Quotes Jul 17, 2005 13:20:51 GMT -5

Post by Kiddo on Jul 17, 2005 13:20:51 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Rider said:

[glow=red,2,300]
Ron: How was your day at work, hon? *peck on cheek*
Hermione: Oh you know, same old, same old. Putting down peasant revolts in Russia.
Ron: Again? Poor baby. I'll make you a drink. You take a load off. *puts on a flowery apron and heads off for the kitchen where 12 redheaded genius children are playing with explosives*

Y'all know it's gonna happen.
[/glow]

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:12:47 GMT -5 by Huntress

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Memorable Quotes Jul 18, 2005 13:20:18 GMT -5

Post by Rider on Jul 18, 2005 13:20:18 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Crystal said:

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 The Wanderer said:

*sleepwalks his way into bed with Kiddo*

Kiddo's reaction to that would probably almost be worth it.

I'm really very proud of that third, close-up picture. It's so beautifully done.

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:14:08 GMT -5 by Huntress

"Our first course will be Nitroglycerin soup, followed by TNT with gravy and a side of gunpowder. Finally for desert you have a choice between a strawberry plastic explosive sundae or Uranium cobbler. A selection of wine is also available on request."

Rider
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The fields are filled with desires, all voices crying for freedom, but all in vain, they will fade away. There's only you to answer you forever.

Posts: 64,624

Memorable Quotes Jul 21, 2005 6:46:55 GMT -5

Post by Rider on Jul 21, 2005 6:46:55 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @joecool2 said:

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @william said:

He's ROMANTIC, with JACQUES.

----Talking about the mention of "Romantic" in Garin's entry of Gallery of Heroes

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Gav said:

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Ish said:

I'm way to lazy.

So from now on, Stone will be considered a girl.

Sorry, fangirls

*random fanboys come barging in*

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:15:31 GMT -5 by Huntress

"Our first course will be Nitroglycerin soup, followed by TNT with gravy and a side of gunpowder. Finally for desert you have a choice between a strawberry plastic explosive sundae or Uranium cobbler. A selection of wine is also available on request."

Rider
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The fields are filled with desires, all voices crying for freedom, but all in vain, they will fade away. There's only you to answer you forever.

Posts: 64,624

Memorable Quotes Jul 23, 2005 17:49:48 GMT -5

Post by Rider on Jul 23, 2005 17:49:48 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @neonick said:

Confidentiality never was my strong suit.

NeonickIsHere88: What task is it anyways?
WinterGreenMins: Assassain n_n
NeonickIsHere88: :-3 YAY! I like killing peoples. I CAN DO IT!
NeonickIsHere88: *Dramatic pose*
WinterGreenMins: You seem far to weak >=3
NeonickIsHere88: I am not! ;__;! I'll tell my Mom you said that!
WinterGreenMins: Yes you are n_n
NeonickIsHere88: I am not! Give me a task that involves being strong and manly! I could do it!
WinterGreenMins: Ok then...kill your brother n_n
NeonickIsHere88: Sure! Brb. *Stalks off*

NeonickIsHere88: Sorry about this, but I've been given orders to kill you.
NeonickIsHere88: ^__^ Have a nice day. *Kills*
Huggsy666:

;;
Huggsy666: *Dies*
NeonickIsHere88: ... *hugs your corpse*

NeonickIsHere88: x-3 HUZZAH.
WinterGreenMins: Ok then *hires*
NeonickIsHere88: Now, who am I killing? >:-3
WinterGreenMins: Stal n_n

NeonickIsHere88: ... *hugs to life* x-3
Huggsy666: Yay! X3 I order you to kill whoever ordered me dead. ... Was it the potato king?
NeonickIsHere88: It was MINDELA. :-O

NeonickIsHere88: First, though, I have orders to kill you...
NeonickIsHere88: From Huggsy's corpse.
NeonickIsHere88: ^__^ *Keels with a large axe of some kind*
WinterGreenMins: Dang....
WinterGreenMins: *dies*
NeonickIsHere88: :-3 YAYS. *Phoenix downs and shakes hand*
WinterGreenMins: Thank you ^_^ Now please go carry out your task

*Walks in with a large wad of cash and some sort of sharp implement*
*Stabs Stal repeatedly*
Sorry, just doing my job.
*walks back out*

NeonickIsHere88: DONE. :-3
WinterGreenMins: Yay!
NeonickIsHere88: Well, I stabbed him enough that he SHOULD be dead.
NeonickIsHere88: I took the liberty of taking my fee from your purse. x-3
WinterGreenMins: Well, luckily I only keep hambones in my purse
NeonickIsHere88: ... So where'd I get the cash? <__<;; Ah, s'probably just Huggsy's life insurance. *Gnaws on a hambone*
WinterGreenMins: Maybe until I have bigger jobs for you >_>
NeonickIsHere88: Bigger like... killing... Stephen King?
WinterGreenMins: I havne't decided yet
NeonickIsHere88: Well, if you were to go for a target, I'm choose him or God. ^__^
WinterGreenMins: Doubt anyone would be able to pull those off though XD
NeonickIsHere88: ... I'll admit, King has those bodyguards... and God has his whole "godly-immortality* thing...

Huggsy666: omg. X3
NeonickIsHere88: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
NeonickIsHere88: OMG.
NeonickIsHere88: OMGOMGOMG.
Huggsy666: OMG
NeonickIsHere88: OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG.
Huggsy666: OMGOMGOMGOMG
NeonickIsHere88: LYK... OMG!

WinterGreenMins: Now I can't even remember why I wanted Stal killed

NeonickIsHere88: Hey, so long as I get my hambones, I don't care. x-3333 *chewchew*
NeonickIsHere88: Kill as many peoples as you want! :-D
WinterGreenMins: Hehe kiling is fun!

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:17:00 GMT -5 by Huntress

"Our first course will be Nitroglycerin soup, followed by TNT with gravy and a side of gunpowder. Finally for desert you have a choice between a strawberry plastic explosive sundae or Uranium cobbler. A selection of wine is also available on request."

Kiddo
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Retired Admin

I can't even begin to tell you how awesome I am.

Posts: 8,842

Memorable Quotes Jul 24, 2005 11:06:12 GMT -5

Post by Kiddo on Jul 24, 2005 11:06:12 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @nef said:

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Stal said:

Unless you're at McDonald's and order a Mighty Kids meal. Then the girl operating the drive thru looks at you and goes "Aren't you a little old to be ordering Happy Meals?" *grumbles*

This is where you respond with "Aren't you a little old to be working at McDonalds?"

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Stal said:

Ouch. *McD worker takes 739 damage*

Stal, you do know you can order the toys seperately, right? I always get a Big Mac meal and a toy. Yesterday I got a red kougra! It's so cute.

You've got to be kidding me.

I did not know this.

;________;

*Stal's pride and dignity 1-hit KO'ed*

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:18:15 GMT -5 by Huntress

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Memorable Quotes Jul 25, 2005 7:33:55 GMT -5

Post by Rider on Jul 25, 2005 7:33:55 GMT -5

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Crystal said:

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Eggz said:

o.o

Durr.... what's going on? I don't think I've posted in this 'bloids before...

The normal nasty stuff. I recommend you run far, far away and refrain from ever posting again.

After all, the Tabloids is a scary scary board, and I am only here for the sake of my *dramatic sigh* modship duties, which I take so much to heart....

..................

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @erika042293 said:

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @joecool2 said:

Oh lord.

WARNING. MAY CAUSE YOU TO SUDDENLY FEEL FAINT AND SICK. DO NOT VIEW IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF THIS DEFORMED PICTURE.

solair.eunet.yu/~m.bongi/coyote.jpg

Wow, Nick, you ARE hawt! *Envy.*

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Rachel said:

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 Retired Blub said:

Some people are absolutely insane, and trying to sell it cheap. This is like a 5 million item. DO NOT SAY 800K OR WHATEVER. There are only like 200 of these in Neopia.

You saw my trade didn't you Blub XD I'm really stupid.

Yet I, who is nearly two Crystals, is as delicate and as harmless as a fly ^_^

Well, Maybe a fly that's been exposed to radiation, and is 50 foot high and heck-bent on destroying all lifeforms ^_^

Feb 13, 2009 18:31:30 GMT -5 @Nickeh said:

Aanyways, I was fighting with Nick, and some guy came along and was all (to me)

"Hey sexy."

And Nick was all, "Back off, she's with me"

And he was all "Yeah, well, she'll leave you for my sexyness"

And Nick was all "What are you talking about? We're exactly identical". They both had the same armour and hairstyle and everything.

"Well, my hair's red, and yours is brown. Plus, I'm a higher level."

"Being a higher level makes you sexier?"

Aww, you made me sound all tough and sarcastic and stuff. :-3 Thanks for not mentioning I got mobbed by pigs a few moments after that...

Twice ^_^;

Last Edit: Jan 31, 2009 10:20:16 GMT -5 by Huntress