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Post by Patjade on Apr 1, 2005 20:40:26 GMT -5
Post those quotes that are too good to pass up here. [glow=red,2,300]Not to mention those posts which are too bad to pass up. No, really, at least 97% of this nonsense coems from the Tabloids. That means that it can be a bit PG-13. By editing this post, I'm ensuring that we don't get sued for any plunger-related brain meltage. Because if there's an evil worse than ninjas in the world, it's lawyers. ^_^[/glow]
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Post by Patjade on Apr 1, 2005 20:42:04 GMT -5
Puzz: <.<. >.>. Okay, who changed the title of the Used Toilet Paper and the Splatterboard? *is mad* *wants to change the title to Reprogrammed Black Pajama Wearer Slave HQ because insignifant rebels are 1000000000x better than Black Pajama Wearer s in so many ways*
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Post by Patjade on Apr 1, 2005 21:05:08 GMT -5
Snorkles: Black Pajama Wearer s creeping in All over Black Pajama Wearer s flit in filter Changing my meaning Turning my life to Badly written Haikus When will it end I came to source Searching for a reason why Why the Black Pajama Wearer 's rule 7-5-7 Format It is killing my softly With a kantana Black Pajama Wearer s. [glow=red,2,300]Ironically, her worst problem was a Jedi. ;D[/glow] Mr. Cow: Mind reprogramming? My mind will never be reprogrammed! [glow=purple,2,300]Six: What mind?[/glow] Eggz: [glow=red,2,300]Eggz's name when put through the filter.[/glow] Mindy: Ok, didn't miss anything. But I must state that you guys let this gag get way out of hand today *goes back to making out with Sephiroth* [glow=red,2,300]*shuts up*[/glow]
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Post by Patjade on Apr 1, 2005 21:37:54 GMT -5
Stal: *hugs* Hey you. Yeah, well, don't worry, it'll all be over soon enough, without the fear. Nick (disguised as Spot): Glad to hear it. ^.^ Then we can visit the closet. Can you end it now though? I need to head off again.. >.> ::snuggles again::
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Post by Patjade on Apr 1, 2005 21:41:53 GMT -5
Stal: I'll ask for one. Name: Stal Appearence: *points to Av* With a black trenchcoat and sunglasses of course. Hair can be any style, if short is too hard. Pose: Whatever. The avvie? This one: Rider: [glow=red,2,300]The funniest thing about that is that when he posted it, the avatar didn't have his picture over Crystal's. It was purely Crystal's avatar. ;D[/glow] Stal: Wrong. I had MY picture there when I first posted. You're thinking about when you first read it.
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Post by Rider on Apr 2, 2005 17:44:16 GMT -5
-Mindela's siggy Meowth: FEAR
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Post by Patjade on Apr 15, 2005 16:39:42 GMT -5
Komori: ;D Hehe, spent waay too long on this sucker. I should've been doing my Photoshop project for class. Look what ya'll made me do. BTW, this also became a banner...
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Post by Patjade on Apr 29, 2005 22:39:13 GMT -5
Wandy: It must be the government's new secret weapon... Big surprise for the militia groups. Rider: [glow=red,2,300]Oh yes, no one would expect to be attacked by Kermit. XD [/glow] -From the 'exploding toads' thread.
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Post by Patjade on May 3, 2005 4:22:44 GMT -5
As reported by Patrick: Quote! Carrie: The first post in the Springtime Tabloids V... Patrick: When I noticed that the name of the Springtime Tabloids V was changed to Smellytime Smellbloids V. Kitty: Tracy! You changed the name! XD Kittygirl notes the change... Tracy: I've been identified! *leaps out of window* I'm amused it took you all 3 pages to notice. Curse you Tracy! Ginger: Mods, you ain't allowed to abuse your powers you know. Oh wait. You're not. It's normal XD The perfect way to end this!
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Post by Patjade on May 12, 2005 1:54:15 GMT -5
Ery: He was like 'BLEAAARGH', and she was like 'EW! GET OFF ME' and he was like 'BLEAAARGH' and she was like 'GAH!!!' and he was like 'BLEAAARGH!' and she was like 'NOT MY NEW BRA!' Me, about the vomiting guy in my Chemistry class and my teacher
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Post by Patjade on May 12, 2005 1:56:12 GMT -5
Elcie: Admins can change profiles, right? So maybe the admins should change people's ages with a PM to them explaining why, just in case they don't read this thread. Patrick:
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Post by Rider on Jun 5, 2005 5:56:15 GMT -5
Carrie's Quote of Forever: “Stace, Echo, Stal, and Crystal are with you?” Sirius asked. “Yes! And they keep looking at my privilege like it really is just a privilege and not a right and help me whoever’s in there!” Nick prattled on. “Your mom is a solved difference!” called out Fj0rd. “STOP QUOTING NAPOLEON DYNAMITE!” I screamed. “Ar, I still don’t understand how Napoleon has dynamite,” Rider said. Pssh, WRONG. Spot and Stal got it on, cause they're married. Tracy and Aragorn just irritated me, so I moved them out. Half the house are police officers, the other half criminals. Two of the three women are now pregnant. And Wanderer shouldn't be allowed near a stove [glow=red,2,300]^Regarding the Sims 2[/glow] “I am the angel of good story writing,” he said, “and you all can’t kill Kiddo.” “Why can’t we kill ‘er? She’s gonna take away our Slothie!” “The tradition of killing off Kiddo has already been mocked once in this story, and I shall not let the writer overuse the cliché!” boomed the angel. “That was possibly the weirdest experience I’ve had my whole life,” Kiddo said. “Wonder what he was talking about, anyway?” Suddenly Sloth zapped her with his laser and turned her into a tomato. Ken is very sad. You should give him Wanderer's head on a silver platter
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Post by Rider on Jun 10, 2005 12:18:55 GMT -5
Go on... Tell Nemo you couldn't find him Because you were too busy getting high... He'll understand... N|e|m|o - My anti-drug Hamster stuck in the spin cycle! ._. .-. ._. .-. ._. .-. ._. .-. ._. .-. ... this is one of my most random guest appearances ever. Gotta lay off the sugar ... And if he person you're bullying is faaattt... ...*Imagines high school Scarblade towel flicking Kelpbeard around the changing rooms* "BUTTERBALL!" [glow=red,2,300]^On the Maraqua Plot thread.[/glow] [glow=red,2,300]^From Ery's siggy[/glow] --Kiddo [glow=red,2,300]^From Crystal's siggy. The immortal Kiddo Quote.[/glow] Um, er Happy Birthday? XD Here's a plothole for you, Maraqua pulled through! Scarblade is a wussy... ...is there anything new? XDD *Takes everyone to a lake, with a couple of artistically dotted swans, and starts reading William Wordsworth* William Wordsworth: Get this woman away from me!
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Post by Rider on Jun 14, 2005 14:04:48 GMT -5
Then those people go on the neoboards and scream about being 'hacked' XD. Gotta wonder if someone like that would do something like leave their wallet on a counter or table, then be surprised that someone stole it My pocket was hacked! *looks at title again* There seems to be a war over what my custom title should say. From "has been smote" to "smiteth the Crystal" to "that's smote you ungrammatical ninja" to "that's smote you ungrammatical pirate" to "Crystal is a hamburger with cheesy fries".... Plan B. Introducing Spot's super, mega, all powerful move of supreme 1337ness under the skies and above the ocean, though most certainly in and below the ocean as well, an ability so powerful that it has worked countless times in history, and will inevitably bring unparalelled justice to all of mankind and emus.... the ability called ... Distract with long discriptions and Run Away! =D *sprints very fast-like* By the way, what's up with the name Droplet? Is it like, a modified version of Snowflake? It seems kind of... odd... That makes sense. "When the Snowflake melts, one Droplet forms..." *wakes up* Uwaah! *unties self through mad ninja skills* Okay, why am I on top of a van that's playing POLKA music!? That's the last thing I wanted to hear this morning. Someone is going to suffer for this.
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Post by Patjade on Jun 15, 2005 7:53:46 GMT -5
Look, ma, a quote! Tracy: McDonalds buy their beef from starved cows that can barely walk in Brazil. Why would they want to walk in Brazil? I'm sure walking in Argentina is just as nice. Tracy: McDonalds buy their beef from starved cows that can barely walk in Brazil. Not to mention, why would they be starved if McDonalds is buying beef from them? They must be using their money for videogames or something. Irresponsible cows. Tdyans: Not to mention, why would they be starved if McDonalds is buying beef from them? They must be using their money for videogames or something. Irresponsible cows. They'll be making themselves extravagant, and playing poker in the evenings.
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