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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 19, 2005 18:51:31 GMT -5
Mrs Austin: These ingredients contain follic acid... Me: *Mishears it as "phallic acid"*
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 22, 2005 14:53:56 GMT -5
Art teacher: You both have a lot of work to do... Aspen and I (at the same time): I'm a procrastinator. *glance at each other* Wait... Me: FORUM ESP! FORUM ESP! Everyone else in the class: *doesn't get it*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2005 17:37:34 GMT -5
Mildred: What are you going to be for Halloween? Sarah: I am going to be Sakura from Naruto! Mildred: Ok...what about YOU Erika? Erika: I dunno... Mildred: What are YOU going to be for Halloween? Ellie: A Jamacian Queen. Mildred: *dramatic gas(p).* I KNOW WHAT I WILL BE FOR HALLOWEEN. Erika: A Jamacian King? Mildred: >< No. ----
Mildred:HOLY CRAP SOMEONE ATE MY TAPIOCA PUDDING. Erika: Yup. We saw her do it to. She was really fat. With a big head, and spikey blonde hair. She just came over and started to eat your tapioca pudding and we were all like "why the fail GO AWAY!!!1111oneone" Mildred: But Warren isn't here right now. (Really, it was Ellie. XD)
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 22, 2005 18:38:27 GMT -5
Mom: Hi, Ben. How was school? Me: Mm. Mom: Do you have homework? Me: Uh-huh. Mom: Do you have a LOT of homework? Me: Eh. Dad: Thanks for clearing that up. Mom: Actually, that was better than usual.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 22, 2005 19:59:16 GMT -5
Mrs. Speciale: So... You like good looking guys? Tommy: Like me? Tommy: You'd better call a vet. Olivia: Why? Tommy: *shows his muscles* Cause these pythons are sick. Olivia: Tommy: I'm hawt. Class: *laughter* Me: Yet another example of a boy who tries to impress the girl by making them laugh! Tommy: *to Justin* You know the plan, Justin! Make Sammy laugh and you'll be going towards home plate! Me: ...I KNEW IT. Me: There's a new Danny Phantom episode tomorrow. Ray: Oh? Me: Yup. Identity Crisis. Danny splits himself from his ghost form, but when Technus uses Fenton Works to try and upgrade himself, both Dannys have to work together to stop Technus. Ray: It's good having a friend who knows everything about Danny Phantom known to man. ... And several known to monkeys.
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Ducky is not teh home
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Post by Ducky is not teh home on Sept 22, 2005 20:50:02 GMT -5
The scene: Ducky is sitting with her friends at lunch and is bored, so she is playing with her Algebra II book propping it up and hiding behind it going "Teehee!"
David: *knocks it over*
Ducky: You skank! You're like one of those guys who gives a kid a lollipop, let's him have a few licks, and then takes it away and giggles!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 22, 2005 22:31:00 GMT -5
Laura: *Says something half smart, which is pretty good for her* Rebecca: You've penetrated my mind! Er... what does penetrate mean?
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Me: Well, anything's possible. Keehan: I thought you said nothing was possible. Me: No, anything's possible, nothing is CERTAIN. Keehan: ...What?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 23, 2005 18:31:26 GMT -5
Erika: OK, I have FINALLY decided what I'll be for Halloween. Sarah: What? Erika: Izumi from FullMetal Alchemist. Mildred: OMG. Erika: OMG. Ellie: OMG. Erika: OMG! Mildred:...what? Erika: Ok...have you EVER heard of FullMetal Alchemist? Mildred: Nope. Erik; Ok, you're a loser. Midred: *PWNED.* ---
Mildred: Ellie has the BEST apples ever. Erika:...Does that mean something sexual? Ellie and Mildred: XDDDDDD
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 24, 2005 1:19:10 GMT -5
Mom: Shania Twain's songs are fun... she's kinda' like The Barenaked Ladies... Me: *Snicker snicker* Mom: Shut up!
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INSIDE JOKE ALERT!
Mom: There are two Corner Gases... ((referring to the fact that the show "Corner Gas" was on twice that night)) Dad: Wow, in that small town? (("Corner Gas" takes place in a very small, fictional city in Saskatchewan. The main character runs a gas station called Corner Gas, hence the title of the show))
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Post by Deleted on Sept 27, 2005 20:34:47 GMT -5
Ray: Ninjas are better than pirates. Me: Oh yeah?! Well, I have a cutlass at home. And we get to be drunk and drink rum! Sake is nasty, anyway. Rice wine? What are they gonna think of next, grape wine?! ...Oh, wait. Me: *to my mom* In retrospect, I should not have eaten it box and all. Mom: You are one strange little girl... Me: *reading* His rosebuddy cheeks of shame soon turned into boquets of love. Geez, and I thought Kat wrote cheesy lines. Everyone: ? Ray and I: ;D Okay, and today in English class, we were talking about themes or morals, so we figured out the morals to stories like Goldilocks and the Three Bears and stuff like that. Mrs. Speciale: Alright, who can tell me what they think the moral of Little Red Riding Hood? Me: *raises her hand* Rider looks good in a red glowy font, not a red glowy hood. Ray: XD (I tell him all about the NTWF, so he knows who everyone is and the inside jokes.) Mrs. Speciale: Sammy, care to tell us what you think the moral of The Three Little Pigs is? Me: When all else fails, break out the machine gun. Everyone: XD
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 27, 2005 22:06:58 GMT -5
Ray: Ninjas are better than pirates. Me: Oh yeah?! Well, I have a cutlass at home. And we get to be drunk and drink rum! Sake is nasty, anyway. Rice wine? What are they gonna think of next, grape wine?! ...Oh, wait. My brother was studying Japan in Social Studies... Mom: Define "sake" (pronounced "socky") Adam: "Ricey winey"
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Post by Spot on Sept 27, 2005 22:14:13 GMT -5
Conversations on deer!
Dad: There was a whole group of them out this morning by the road. That could be dangerous ... Spot: (faked surprise) Oh deer(dear)! Dad: e__e; ... But there was about 5 or 6 of them. I guess that would make it a herd of deer...? Spot: Yes, I've heard of deer. ^__^
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 28, 2005 22:12:29 GMT -5
Girl: I'm drawing someone... Mrs Austin: WHo are you drawing? It had better not be some geek! Girl: No, why would I draw a geek? Me: Because I'm sitting right here.
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Post by Speck on Sept 28, 2005 22:28:00 GMT -5
Denise: ...Overalls and Titanic. David: "Oberon" and "Titania"? Me (holding out my arms): I'm king of the fairies!
(For anyone who's remotely familiar with Shakespeare's "A Midsummer Night's Dream"...)
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Post by Deleted on Sept 28, 2005 22:49:24 GMT -5
Scene: After school, in parking lot, this happened to my friend:
Some random guy: Wow Henry! You finally got a girl in your truck! She's pretty too... *Awkward silence* Henry: That's my sister.
xD
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