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Post by Gail on Sept 29, 2005 16:22:03 GMT -5
Things my AP Bio teacher said when teaching some of her classes:
Animals have little vacuoles called vesicles. Plants have bigger vacuoles called vacuoles.
They have folded little interior folds.
It may not be the least-complex, but it is the simplest.
It could be genetics, diet, anatomy, or a little bit of both.
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Post by Elcie on Sept 29, 2005 16:28:22 GMT -5
Person: Why are all the seniors dressed up today, anyway? Megan: Because we can, and because it's Superhero Day. Person: Yeah, but what are you? Office Space Woman?
*I choke on my soda at lunch* Renice: What happened? Me: *gagsplutter* Hairball... *everyone cracks up*
(Talking about the Powderpuff Football game...) Julia: The only position I could play would be benchwarmer. And I can't do that too well, either, since I'm so skinny.
(Talking about the colleges that come to our school with display tables and information...) Julia: I should go up there and just start talking. He'd be like "Are you interested in coming here?" and I'd be like "No... you just look lonely!"
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2005 19:14:57 GMT -5
Johanna: Whaddya wanna do? Ray: I've got an idea! We'll say a word, and then Sammy will say the first thing that comes to her mind! Me: Okay, that sounds like a - hey, wait! Why me...? Ray: I'll start. Danny Phantom. Me: Ember. Johanna: Music. Me: Ember. Ray: Green Day. Me: Ember. Johanna: Timmy Turner. Me: Ember. Ray: Timmy doesn't have anything to do with Ember! Me: Actually, she does. Tara Strong voices Timmy Turner and Ember. And Penelope Spectra. Ray and Johanna: -.-;;; Me: *to my brother* Well, Kevin and I were talking, and we finally came to the conclusion that David Kaufman does indeed also voice that KC Pengiun from Kid Cuisine. Brother: Who's David Kaufman? Me: *muttering and trying to hint to my brother* If I weren't a C student, I would've thought of that three days ago. Brother: Yeah, I know, but what's Danny got to do with him? Me: Brother: Wait...wait... Does he voice Chester? Me: That's Jason Marsden. Brother: Oh. *thinks of the quote* OH! Me: *facepalm*
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Post by puzz on Sept 29, 2005 20:04:20 GMT -5
Nicole: You look like a mushroom. Everyone here looks like a mushroom. Except for me. I rule.
Puzz: (singing badly) It's raining, it's pouring, I wish I could be snoring...
I have a million more quotes but I can't remember any of them.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2005 20:44:31 GMT -5
Me: *to Rachel* BEWARE! Rachel: Were you born mentally dumb? Ray: *socks Rachel in the nose* Me: *blinkblink* ...? Ray: ...That never happened. Me: I don't understand! :gonk:
Ms. Piano: At this point of the song, we call it retarding. Does anyone know what 'dummy' means? Katie: The defination of 'dummy' is Justin.
Ms. Piano: All right, all right. Girls, stop talking to the boys. Katie: Yeah Justin, stop talking to the boys!
Liz: *accidentally whacks me in the nose when we're stretching out during Choir* Me: *falls over* Ow... *is in pain* Kelly: Liz! Whaddya do that for? Liz: I didn't mean it! It wasn't my fault! Me: You're right. It was Crystal's fault.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2005 21:26:41 GMT -5
Mom: Leave her alone! (Reffering to my dad.) Dad: EXCUSE ME. Mom: I mean...leave HIM alone! Erika: Well, now I know who wears the pants in this family.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 3, 2005 22:44:32 GMT -5
Me: I think I'll save this last piece of pizza for lunch... Dad; Thanks, Ben! Me: MY lunch. Dad: Oh.
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Post by ncwidt5895 on Oct 3, 2005 23:19:27 GMT -5
Shayan: How the heck did I get a C in here? Me: I don't know, how did you? Shayan: I don't KNOW! Me: I'm personally shocked. I mean, you've failed practically everything - shouldn't you have lower? Shayan: Why not a C+? Devyn: ... why not an F?
Me (wanting a free cake) (to the waiter): Hi, it's my birthday. Mom: o______0 It's not your birthday!
(I had junk in my lunch because I felt like eating junk) Chelsea: Carrie! That's so bad for you! Selena: Here, take this banana. Me: Noooo! I am healthy D: See, these are BAKED chips and a CALCIUM PLUS fruit roll. HEALTHY. Chelsea: Carrie! Me: ... what are you, my mother? Selena: *shoves banana into my hand* Eat it. Me: But I don't LIKE bananas! Chelsea: Eat it, Carrie. Me: But - Selena: EAT IT. Me: But - Selena: EAT IT! You need to be healthy! Me: *peels banana and breaks off top* FINE IM EATING IT ARE YOU HAPPY? Selena: I'm watching you. *stares* Me: *eats banana* *finishes a while later* OOOH IM GONNA DO THE SURVIVOR THING WHERE YOU SHOW YOUR MOUTH. *opens mouth* Selena: ... well that was a bit too much.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2005 20:08:04 GMT -5
Madame Chukrallah: Alright, Johanna, which would you use for 'Mr. Jones, your dad's boss': tu or vous? Johanna: Uhhh... Tu? Madame Chukrallah: WHAT?! Johannah, how would you adress Mr. Jones here in America? *imitating a little shy girl* Hi Mr. Jones... How are you? Me: Oh yeah, that is SO Johanna. *is being sarcastic*
Michael: *reading his lines from the play* Is...is that a bomb? Sarah: No! Of course not! Michael: I'm afraid I'm going to have to take that... Sarah: No! You cannot! *the two girls try to protect Sarah, but then Michael does a funky little move while trying to get the bomb* *runs around Sarah and snatches the bomb* Me: *laughing* I liked it! Ms. Skiante: Well, if Sammy likes it, then I say it's good!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 5, 2005 18:34:49 GMT -5
Sid: Je fais ton pere! Me: You just said that you do my dad. Sid: I mean, "TU fait ton pere"!
Mrs Hebert: If Adam gets his with a ball, Adam's out. If Adam hits the opposing team's bench, Adam's out. If you throw a ball and someone from the other team catches it, Adam's out.
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Post by Kitties on Oct 5, 2005 21:08:19 GMT -5
"I'll have that... oh sweet, it's bendy!"
-- My B/F Trevor today at lunch. The "it" in question was most certainly NOT "bendy", but we laughed like lunatics anyway.
"I think I'll be the Snack Fairy. You know, so I could REALLY scare people."
-- Shawn, during a discussion on Halloween costumes.
"Liz'll help you. She's a sweet girl." "Not really." "You're not helping."
Respectively, my science teacher and Kristan.
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Post by Cow-winkle on Oct 5, 2005 22:35:25 GMT -5
My mom went out to teach an art class tonight...
Mom: Did anyone miss me? Adam and I: No. Dad: I missed you... Mom: Thank you! Dad: ... I didn't have very good aim at all!
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Post by Fj0rd on Oct 6, 2005 20:39:33 GMT -5
My sister: *rattles off a long summary of this book she's been reading - all in Spanish* Me: Uhh... I could say something really clever in German right now, but it would probably end up something like "The door! The pencil sharpener!" *is taking German I*
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Post by Elcie on Oct 7, 2005 10:24:31 GMT -5
Mr. Griffis (Band teacher): (when we're playing an ominous part to Pirates of the Carribean) Just think of the bad guys. You have to pretend that you are the... evil boney dude, or whatever.
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Post by Ginz ❤ on Oct 7, 2005 15:15:20 GMT -5
Classmate (doing a presentation): So they took men who died or got sick in war as slaves. Me (whispering to my friend): XDDD Dead slaves? Those must be the ones that worked the hardest!
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