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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2005 14:37:08 GMT -5
Ray: ...so then Spud said "Honey, we should have our honeymoon in Bermuda!" *Ray and I start laughing* Me: Wel, come ON! Spud/Trixie is as pure as- Me and Ray at the same time: Hermione and Ron! *blinkandlookateachother* Me: Uhhh... Ray: That never happened. Me: Yup.
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Sept 16, 2005 14:44:59 GMT -5
Me: Wow, we have a lot of double last names of teachers in our school! Two Walshs, two Murphys, two Myers... My friend: Yeah Erin, that's right! They're pretty common last names. Me: You got a point.
My Spanish teacher: Ok guys, I'm a 71 year old dinosaur, and I'm pretty sure some of your parents had me as a teacher. I'm tough. I don't like when you talk. ((She's filling in for one of the Murphys I mentioned above for one quarter))
Mrs. Murphy: Well, the Emancipation Proclamation freed all the slaves... *sticks a post-it on the board saying "Loaf!"* except for Loaf. ((Not the Spanish teacher, the one who lets my friends and I come upstairs during lunch and use her post-its to write "Loaf and Ham" on and put 'em around her classroom. I only know her from the school newspaper since 6th grade. XD))
More probably to come!
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 16, 2005 14:51:49 GMT -5
My science teacher came up to me while I was doodling a pic of her...
Science teacher: Is that me? Me: Yes... unfortunately it looks nothing like you... Science teacher: Is does, sort of... *points to upper chest area, in which the breasts are... rather large* That part doesn't though. Me: Heh, well if they were smaller than your arms would look too big... it's proportion, really... Science teacher: Okay... so that and the thin waist... Me: What? You don't have a thin waist? Science teacher: Of the two of us, I'm the only one who's seen me without a shirt on... Me: o_0; And let's keep it that way. Science teacher: Yes, let's... *equivalent to ^_~* Me: Okay... then, assuming you have a girdle on...
Meh, I guess you had to be there...
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Post by Elcie on Sept 16, 2005 16:21:39 GMT -5
Mom: *looking in a window display* That would look awful on me. With the boots and the gargoyle socks... Grandpa: That's argyle. Mom: Yeah, I know... wait, what did I say? Me: *cracking up* Gargoyle... XDDD
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 16, 2005 20:35:13 GMT -5
Mrs Fenner: As you know, we Canadians don't believe in Capital Punishment... Random student: Criminals should choose whether they want to die or not!
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Post by leXa on Sept 16, 2005 21:43:19 GMT -5
Me: I love my puppy. Paul: Well, I love you with like the love of 100000 people. Me: Same with my puppy! But she chews stuff - that's quite annoying. Paul: I don't do that. Me: No, you definitely don't. Paul: But I can keep you warm when you're cold..
**awkward** haha.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 16, 2005 21:48:02 GMT -5
Erika: is it your birthday today? Sarah: Yeah! Erika: Ok...HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO-naw, just kidding. XD Sarah: grrrrr...>=( XD
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Erika-...She want's me DEAD, doesn't she? *Looking at my lunch, which consists of any food that screams heart attack.*
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Post by lemmykoopa300 on Sept 17, 2005 13:00:43 GMT -5
Mrs. Murphy: ((Same one as above)) I like how I always carry a potato in your stories. ((Her on stories my friend and I made up about our school. Yes, that's a running gag.))
I doodle exaggeration chibis of teachers and people I know. That's basically something that belongs on this board. My friend Ashley hates her doodle I have of her. IT DOES LOOK LIKE HER!
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 17, 2005 14:31:23 GMT -5
Julie-Ann: Seven percent of our language is verbal, and ninety-three percent of it is paraverbal. Matt: I think I rode a paraverbal once.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2005 9:43:07 GMT -5
I've been thinking about Ray's reaction when I tell him I'm fangirling Dan now, so here's what I'm thinking he'll say: Me: Soo... Didja catcha The Ultimate Enemy the other night? Ray: Yup. It rocked! Didja tape it? Me: Yup. ... *smiles* Good gravy, Dan's voice was dang sexy! Ray: Oh no, Sammy... Please don't - Me: Whoot! I'm fangirling Dan now! Ray: WHY?! Me: His voice was sexy and he had hawt hair! Ray: It was flaming! Me: I know! Ray: *facepalm* Erk. Yeah. Brother: *gets up and starts walking out of the room* Me: Nobody's going anywhere until it's time for you all to be blown to pieces! Brother: And exactly HOW many times have you watched The Ultimate Enemy? Me: Twelve. ^-^ Brother:
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Post by Elcie on Sept 18, 2005 12:49:30 GMT -5
I say really stupid things when I'm arguing. XD Like this time:
Mom: You know, you complain too much sometimes. Me: *tries to think of a comeback and ends up with:* Who said that? *long pause* Oh man, that was really stupid... >>;
Me and Rainbow: *spontaneously in unison* 1337 car, and Minwu's mighty spoon! *we start cracking up* Mom: O____o?
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 18, 2005 13:03:00 GMT -5
Dad: As you get older, you have fewer girlfriends, but the total mass of girlfriends stays the same.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 18, 2005 18:05:48 GMT -5
We're playing the game Trivial Pursuit: Me: *reading the question on the card* 'Which is closer to Canada - Washington or Oregon?' Em: *answering the question* Uhh... Asia? Me:
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2005 16:03:38 GMT -5
Mom: *doesn't recongize the pants I'm wearing* Sammy, what are you wearing? Me: Pants. Mom: Yes, I know you're wearing pants, but which ones? Me: Black pants. Mom: Yes, I can see that, but which black pants? Me: The velvet ones. Mom: Argh! *walks off*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 19, 2005 17:40:32 GMT -5
Erika: I'm a danger to myself and others. Mildred: *Scoots away from me.*
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