leXa
Talkative Reader
Posts: 444
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Post by leXa on Sept 12, 2005 18:58:15 GMT -5
Katie: Savannah, do you like Justin? Me: No...why? Katie: 'Cause you talk to him like, all the time. Me: That's how you know. >.> I get that question all the time .. People drive me crazy =P
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 12, 2005 23:20:17 GMT -5
Me: I found out (insert secret in video game)!! Adam: God bless you! Me: Actually, I read it on a website. Adam: Oh. Then God unbless you.
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Post by Artii on Sept 13, 2005 13:53:38 GMT -5
Classmate: Our teacher is uhh... the man with the bald hair!
XD
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2005 14:20:59 GMT -5
Mom: You have hayfever. Me: Gayfever? Mom: No, hayfever.
Danny: Hey, Sammy! Can I borrow your eraser? Me: Sure. *gets up and walks over to Danny's table* Robert: Hey! You're not sitting here, you loser! Me: I'm not, idiot. *hands the eraser to Danny* Don't jump to conclusions; you might fall off a cliff. *sits back down* Hey, that sounded pretty cool. I like it! It's going to be my new motto! Adam: You had an old one? *marker'd*
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Post by ♥ Zav on Sept 13, 2005 15:04:32 GMT -5
Me: Sorry, Paige. I won't be on MSN tonight, I have to get cracking on that comic for Jason! Paige: Jason? Me: Oh a friend on the NTWF... Paige: NTWF? Me: Never mind...
No one understands the life of the internet! Well... not Neopets or here anyway ;D
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 13, 2005 15:06:36 GMT -5
Me: Sorry, Paige. I won't be on MSN tonight, I have to get cracking on that comic for Jason! Paige: Jason? Me: Oh a friend on the NTWF... Paige: NTWF? Me: Never mind... No one understands the life of the internet! Well... not Neopets or here anyway ;D *nods* I love having secrets against them. *recalls people yelling at him saying 'Who's Rider? =('*
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Post by joecool2 on Sept 13, 2005 17:39:49 GMT -5
Me: Sorry, Paige. I won't be on MSN tonight, I have to get cracking on that comic for Jason! Paige: Jason? Me: Oh a friend on the NTWF... Paige: NTWF? Me: Never mind... No one understands the life of the internet! Well... not Neopets or here anyway ;D *nods* I love having secrets against them. *recalls people yelling at him saying 'Who's Rider? =('* XDD "Do you have a boyfriend? Me: Yeah, Carlos. Huh, that's funny, I haven't seen him. Me: He's my bf on NTWF What? Me: ... ... ... My internet boyfriend."
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2005 20:11:57 GMT -5
Post on the TV.com Message boards: Well, there's been nine already... Erika: HOLY CRAP, 9 MOVIES!?! *HEAVEN'D*
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 13, 2005 22:32:06 GMT -5
Auntie Andrea: *Walks by our table in the restaurant* Dad: Hey, that woman looks just like Andrea!
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Auntie Cecilia: I'm writing a book about my old pig, Pumba. Auntie Andrea: You might have to change the name of the pig, or Disney'll sue you. Dad: "Pumba"? Me: He's a character in The Lion King. Dad: Oh.
((I guess you had to be there))
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Tabloiders have been annoyed by my puns for a long time; Well, it's not my fault, it's genetics...
Me: As you know, I often play the piano by ear... Dad: Don't your ears get sore after a while? Auntie Cecilia: Isn't it easier to play with your hands? Me: Har har. Anyway, my piano teacher says I have a better musical ear than any of her other students, including her Level 9 students... Auntie Andrea: "Best"? Do you mean, like, the BIGGEST ears?
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Me Paolini: There are many names for cities and states with "New" in front of them, because they were named after other, older places, like "New York", "New Hampshire", "New Mexico"... Kieran: *Raises hand* Is there an OLD Mexico?
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Post by Elcie on Sept 14, 2005 13:12:50 GMT -5
My friend and I were on Yahoo talking about our friend Daniel and his cousin...
Me: Oooh! And wouldn't it be funny if he hated Daniel, but had to go to our school anyway, and Daniel was all shy and hated being hugged and had lots of fangirls, and then you come to school and we get caught in the middle and we discover that the reason he dislikes being hugged is ---- *long silence* ...something tells me that I watch too much anime.
Julia: Well, I *did* eat a bowl of noodles yesterday. Me: You ate a bowl of newts?
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 14, 2005 14:43:01 GMT -5
Keehan: At the barbecue, there'll be Freezies... Me: "Feces"?
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Mrs Austin *Teaching us how to set a formal table for dinner*: If you have flowers on the table, you'll want them to be short anough to see the person opposite you. Suppose I have Jennifer across from me, and I think she's hot because my gate swings the wrong way...
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Post by ♥ Zav on Sept 14, 2005 14:53:02 GMT -5
Here is one. I had the afternoon off school on Tuesday and come back to school with braces on.
Laura: Hey! You have braces! Me: I know... Laura: When did you get them? Me: A year ago... (being sarcastic) Laura: Really? I never noticed... o.O
Jo: You have braces! Me: I know... Jo: When did you get them? Me: I was off yesterday... Jo: Ooohh...
Other Friend: You have braces! I never noticed! Me: I know... Friend: When did you get them? Me: Work it out!!
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Guess you had to be me to find it kind of annoying and another of my friends to find it funny -shrug-
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 14, 2005 17:15:08 GMT -5
Aaron: What would happen if Cloud and Yuna met? Would they save the world? Me: Yes... then they'd make out. Aaron: Heheh... what if Tifa and Yuna ((both girls)) met? Would they save the world? Me: Yes... then they'd make out.
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Post by ecicca on Sept 15, 2005 0:15:11 GMT -5
Hilarious game in drama XDXD
Everyone had a name of a teacher, or a number, and the teacher gave one of the students her name (Miss Marshall)
Someone: Number 14 to number 22 Someone else: Number 22 to number 12 Number 12(Miss Marshall): Mr ... uh... Marshal! Oh... oops! I deserve to go back to 0 for that definitely! Whole class: You're a MAN! *in fits of laughter*
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Post by Scar on Sept 15, 2005 0:42:17 GMT -5
Stuff i overheard in the admin office lately.
Madhavan (Indian lecturer) : Yes? Random newbie student : I want to see Mad Heaven please. Madhavan : Who?
((For those who don't get it say 'Mad' and 'havan' seperately in an Indian accent))
Random student : Can I see Mr. Tan please. Admin staff : Which one? Random student : You know, the fat one. Admin staff : *snickers*
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