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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2005 16:28:30 GMT -5
Emma: I'm no prep. I'ma pimp. Cha. *notices half of the class is outside* Oh crap! No one heard my funny joke!
Me: I'm a social outcast. Mom: No you're not. You have friends, right? No one in your school is a social outcast. Everyone belongs somewhere. Me: Sean picks his nose, scratches his butt, farts a lot, and has bad breath. Mom: ...Nevermind.
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 8, 2005 21:43:32 GMT -5
Random guy in my class (he just got out in four-square): I was killing people left and right, man, I had to die sometime! Me (standing behind him): *snickers quietly*
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Post by joecool2 on Sept 9, 2005 18:57:49 GMT -5
Me: *Sits a chair away from this nasty girl called Cassidy when I'm not supposed to* Olga: Dude! I am NOT sitting by Cassidy! And that's MY CHAIR. I'm THIRD CHAIR IN BAND!! Me: I'm not moving, I'm tired of Cassidy. She's such a loud-mouth. Olga: *Hopes over back of the chair and sits behind me in the chair* Well I'm not moving either. Me: Dude, this is really uncomfortable how you're sitting like this behind me... Mr. Wyatt: Oh my...that looks...wrong, honestly. Everyone: Oo *In disbelief*
Olga: Shhh... Me: What the heck are you doin? Olga: *Prays Chris with perfume* Chris: OHMOYGOD. WHAT DID YOU DO?!?! THAT IS NOT COOL, MAN, THAT IS NOT COOL!
Ms. Duran: I'm telling you 7th Graders, you're going to cry all over that silly boyfriend/girlfriend who broke up with you, and then twenty years later you're going to meet him and he's working some lame job with a ten foot waistline and bad hygene. Kereme: Like you, Mrs. Duran?
Me: This Seymour guy from Final Fantasy Ten is REALLY creepy... Ben (my older bro): Oh God... Me: What? Ben: He looks like he's HIGH.
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Post by Fj0rd on Sept 9, 2005 19:21:29 GMT -5
Me (in art class): I'm so bad at drawing stuff with perspective... everything I draw turns out like something from Escher. Aspen (the girl next to me): ..Yeah... Me: Uh... you do know who Escher is, right? Aspen: Who doesn't know who Usher is? Me: Um, Escher. The Dutch artist... Art teacher: *comes around to look at our stuff* Me: Can you believe she hasn't heard of Escher? *points at Aspen* Art teacher: Usher? Me: *facepalm*
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Post by joecool2 on Sept 9, 2005 19:24:31 GMT -5
Ben: So how big is your music collection again? Jesse (bro's best friend): Pretty large. Ben: Where is it? Jesse: Well, its really big, I just delete a movie after I watch it. Ben: Isn't illegal downloading pwnsome?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2005 10:37:38 GMT -5
Darcy: No shirts that are low cut. That basically means that any shirt that shows....uhhhh....eh....yeah, I'll stop now. ------- Racheal: What period is this? Someone: Period 2. Racheal: Sooo...is this, like, World History? (Understand that we were reading a LANGUAGE ARTS related paper.) Teacher:...Racheal, are you with us?
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Post by Gav on Sept 11, 2005 10:49:14 GMT -5
Darcy: No shirts that are low cut. That basically means that any shirt that shows....uhhhh....eh....yeah, I'll stop now. ------- Racheal: What period is this? Someone: Period 2. Racheal: Sooo...is this, like, World History? (Understand that we were reading a LANGUAGE ARTS related paper.) Teacher:...Racheal, are you with us? You spelt Rachel wrong. *flees*
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2005 11:02:29 GMT -5
Darcy: No shirts that are low cut. That basically means that any shirt that shows....uhhhh....eh....yeah, I'll stop now. ------- Racheal: What period is this? Someone: Period 2. Racheal: Sooo...is this, like, World History? (Understand that we were reading a LANGUAGE ARTS related paper.) Teacher:...Racheal, are you with us? You spelt Rachel wrong. *flees* Yeah, I know. But I think thats how she spelt it.
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Post by Patrick (Forumerly Known As) on Sept 11, 2005 11:08:43 GMT -5
Lisa: I need a new bike... Me: I got mine at the Home Depot! Lisa: Really? Thanks! Max: Home Deopt doesn't sell bikes... Me: Shh...
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Post by insanepurpleone on Sept 11, 2005 12:16:24 GMT -5
Um... I don't know if I'm the only one who finds these funny or not......
Band Teacher: You are expected to be at every performance, unless you have a REALLY good reason not to be there. Person in Band: What if we're planning to be dead that day? Band Teacher: Yes, that would be a legitimate excuse.
Someone: Hey, Ashlee, Sean's here. Ashlee: *runs away to hide in the band room*
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leXa
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Post by leXa on Sept 11, 2005 14:42:03 GMT -5
Ava: I think it would be fun to ride on the back of a trash truck. Me: Definitely. Ava: Oh my gosh!! We can be like women trashmen!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2005 14:49:22 GMT -5
Kelsie: Erika, do you have any towels? Erika: Umm...no. Kelsie: Then what's THAT? *Points to a towel in my room.* Erika: Umm...uhh...eh...THAT'S TOASTER STRUDEL!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 11, 2005 14:55:09 GMT -5
Katie: Savannah, do you like Justin? Me: No...why? Katie: 'Cause you talk to him like, all the time. Me: That's how you know. >.>
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Post by Cow-winkle on Sept 11, 2005 16:30:28 GMT -5
Adam: *Closes the door on his fingers* Ow. Me: If it hurts, don't do it. Adam: But I love doing it! Me: You just said it hurt. Adam: Love hurts!
Adam: "The Dog who Wouldn't be Farley Mowat" ((Reading the title of Farley Mowat's "The Dog who Wouldn't Be"))
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2005 18:26:24 GMT -5
Casey: *Comes up to me. * You need a hug! *Hugs me.* I just hugged my WORST enemy. Erika: *Unloved.* T.T
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